Ordinarily I save and archive every PUNY message I've ever received but I'm sorely tempted to discard just about everything I've read in the past 4 days. Let's get back to the business of punning the

<< I don't know this guy from Adam. >> Adam would be the one wearing the fig leaf ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Many people think that the world's troubles a

PUNY PEOPLE, I have certainly been remiss lately in missing opportunities to warn you of my media appearances. I did a live interview this morning with a radio deejay in Columbus, Ohio. I have no idea

This morning I received an email congratulating me on my trial piece and then that person sent me a fwd of another person congratulating me and he said in his post I should send it to each member of t

From: Whattadeal@... Via: "Laurence Kahn" <kahn@...> In: The Jewish Humor List It all started "In the Big Inning." Eve stole first. Adam stole second. Abraham made a sacrifice. Jacob struck out. The p

If you want to check out one of the features available here on the new PUNY/eGroups list, go to our home page (http://www.egroups.com/list/puny) and click on the "Folders" link. I've added a couple so

One of the sideshow performers was subjected to gross abuse from a member of the audience, but instead of taking it stoically, she reprimanded him sharply for his behavior. “What made you call me such

I hope I haven't misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, none of this Y to K problem makes any sense to me. At any rate I have finished converting all the months on all my calendars so

He loved her very much. He wanted this Valentines day to be special, So he had ordered a bottle of her favorite liquor imported from France and it had arrived in time for the occasion. On his way home

As most of you know, I have been moderating a joke list devoted to puns and groaners called "Plentiful Puns, Generous Groaners." One of the features of Groaners has been Puns of the Day, a compilation

..home in a THREE-WING CIRCUS. ..gave a command performance for the clowned heads of Europe. CYNful ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Or, as the circus clown sai

CIRCUS TA(I)L(E)S The Canadian circus troupe formed a ball team, playing against other troupes. Almost every player managed TORONTO first base. But they came up short in a game against an Ohio team. Y

GARY (paternity suits me) HALLOCK confessed: Once a SIRE, now you are a SIGHER. So are you a PRO CREATOR of puns, or just an amateur? GARY (Gary Hallock is not my father nor my godfather) DAVIS ------

This isn't original--it was just forwarded to me by a dear friend who knows of my PUNY affiliation and thought y'all might enjoy it. I think he's right . . . so here it is. A workman was killed at a c

Dear PUNY folks, I just realized I'm a day late sending out this answer list. I'm hurt that nobody wrote to complain. I hope you made good use of the additional time. If, after reading through these a

============================ I get very anGARY at youHALL OCKcasionally when you suggest such devious tactics. Do you believe SRPUNSTER's WRITE to go to such legths? Just because I write a PROPECIA kn

GBenmoshe@... wrote: En GARDNER! I love the way Mason can PERRY and thrust with the best of them in the courtroom. He left an inDELLAble mark in tv law history but as to why he never got together with

On today's edition of Paul Harvey News & Comment, Paul was commenting on the fact that the British are famed for having beautiful gardens. He speculated that this may be because they talk, and even si