Trans (repaired)


gary hallock
 

This past week we marked the 153rd anniversary of the Golden spike ceremony in Utah which marked the completion of the railway connecting our east and west coasts. No steam locomotives were available at the event this year, so dignitaries arrived via specially modified railroad conversions of luxury Lincoln limousines, a.k.a. “Trains Continentals.”

Gary Hallock
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The military interpreter could not undergo gender change surgery while on active duty. He would have to wait and translater.


billcrider

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The geek had no siblings so he built himself an electronic one. She is his transistor. (He bought some of her components on a porn site so he could engage in sibling ribaldry.)


billcrider


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Optimus Prime was feeling a little auto erotic so he had some body work done and it really altered his ego. Now he’s a former transformer. 

Gary Hallock
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Since I am balding, I thought I would have some hair transplanted from my dog. My wife says it won’t be hair, it will just be trans-fur.


billcrider

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*radio static*
"The gender affirmation surgery was successful. I repeat, the gender affirmation surgery was successful. End trans mission."

Adam Engel

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My electrician brother is now my sister
And though most still call her mister
Very few customers can resistor 

Doug Spector
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My sister was my brother,
So now her name is Cat,
Her body hasn't changed at all,
So now she's just trans-fat.

Adam Engel
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If I make a deal with an identity unsure person is that a valid trans-action?

Doug Spector
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Although I was born visible, I now identify as invisible. I am trans—parent. My pronouns are who/where.

Bill Crider
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At the time O.Henry lived in Austin he went by his “birth name.”  After moving to NYC he became a trans-Porter.

Dogs also sometimes have gender identity issues. It’s become popular these days to alter the way we pronouns some breeds. Those who do this have become the real trans setters.

Gary Hallock


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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder






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Doug Spector


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Adam Even Engel, M.A.T.
Lab2Class Fellow
Science Teacher
Evergreen High School, Seattle, WA

"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."
-Immanuel Kant

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Doug Spector



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Adam Even Engel, M.A.T.
Lab2Class Fellow
Science Teacher
Evergreen High School, Seattle, WA

"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life."
-Immanuel Kant

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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder