A prostitute and I got hitched,

Now it’s easy to call her a witch,

I got a cool rash,

The first night we smashed,

Oh it burns, that __________________

Well, I do my chores now and then

I clean out the poop in the pen,

Though folks think I’m gone,

I’m ___-ing them on,

The cock gives it hard to that hen.

And now on to riddle part three,

Brought to you by Bruce and Geddy,

Cilantro’s an herb,

That isn’t this verb,

Don’t rush and you will soon __________

I’m in the clink now, all alone,

Stargate drove me mad, now I atone,

Dr. Jackson’s no fun,

When he’s a skeleton,

I was caught stealing Michael _______________

Jewish rituals are quite a pain,

Even worse, we commit them to brain,

On the plate I’ve got five,

But the green one’s not chive,

Let us think, what’s the ones that ___________?

Oh hey, Rose, what’s that old baroque hit?

Better yet, where’s my old tarot set?

If you’re bored, let’s play tag,

I’m it first! With no lag…

I caught you, now I laugh, ____________!

On Passover, there was a real gotcha

After dance where we practiced the cha-cha,

At the cafe, I think

I will order a drink,

What a tease! All they gave me was _______

Rabbi Heschel said “I challenge yous”,

Women’s rights at the table hinge, toos,

On the ultimate fate,

Of the fruit on the plate,

In New Jersey, they’re all ________ Jews