#RogueRiddle 1096 #RogueRiddle


gary hallock
 


ROGUE RIDDLE #1096 - Launched Sunday, October 17, 2021 @3:30pm central

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Below you will find a series of 5 punny limericks. Each of the first 4 verses contains a single BLANK for you to fill with a single word. (Some are puns and some are not) Collect the proper 4 words from these verses and rearrange to turn them into a 5 word phrase that phonetically approximates a line that will logically complete the 5 missing words in verse 5, the “REAL” riddle. (Again it’s a film title.) 

First player to submit the correctly completed verses wins the honor of hosting next week’s game. No deadline, but this sort of riddle generally falls pretty fast, so if you have any delusions about grabbing this brass ring, you should respond soon.
 
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1
My auto loan’s far over due
So I’m texting this message to you
It’s my “car pay DM”
I’ll bring cash this PM
Don’t BLANK my BM double U.

2
My grasp of the calendar stinks
It’s tougher than everyone thinks
I don’t know what BLANK is
So all I can say is
I can’t know what my future brings

3
The cop said, “Get down on your knees!”
Winch didn’t, and suddenly she’s
On the ropes, blocked & tackled
And now she’s been shackled
Cops surely are tough to BLANK

4
Old Nathan, a baker I know
Is constantly rolling in dough
His wealth is not great
Still he’ll often BLANK
To charities who’s funds are low

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5
In an earlier Rogue did I play
On a Doris film in this same way
In clues I’ll provide all
The hints for this title
BLANK BLANK BLANK BANK, Ms. Day

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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder