More Limericks (Rated X)


Gatotomaso@...
 

Two oldies and a new one.

While Titian was mixing rose madder,
his model was posed on a ladder.
Her position to Titian
suggested fruition.
So he mounted the ladder and had her.

There was an old whore from the Azores,
whose was covered with syph sores.
All the dogs in the street
loved to eat the green meat,
that fell off in great hunks from her drawers.


Monica, flashed her little thong bikini
and excited the President's weannie
What she did was quite oral.
But was not really immoral.
It ain't real sex when on your knees

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Gatotomaso@...
 

In a message dated 3/17/99 1:05:11 PM PST, wimbo@... writes:

TomCat,

I think I'm going to be sick! I do have a question regarding meter
...shouldn't it read syphillis sores?

Tiff
Tiff

Mil Gracias for being my "meter maid"

As to the raunchy part I agree, but us tom cats get that way at times. I just
got back from my CPA re: income tax and my mood is muy malo.
hasta luego,

Gato

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CynMacG@...
 

In a message dated 3/17/99 4:17:16 PM, Gatotomaso@... writes:

<< I just
got back from my CPA re: income tax>>

ah that's the problem . . . you were so upset over that that you didn't want
anything to remind you of taxes . . . like taxis . . . which have stricter
meters than your limericks did . . . ? <g>

Cynful

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Tiffany Wimberly <wimbo@...>
 

Gatotomaso@... wrote:

There was an old whore from the Azores,
whose was covered with syph sores.
All the dogs in the street
loved to eat the green meat,
that fell off in great hunks from her drawers.
TomCat,

I think I'm going to be sick! I do have a question regarding meter
...shouldn't it read syphillis sores?

Tiff


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Tiffany Wimberly <wimbo@...>
 

Gatotomaso@... wrote:

In a message dated 3/17/99 1:05:11 PM PST, wimbo@... writes:

TomCat,

I think I'm going to be sick! I do have a question regarding meter
...shouldn't it read syphillis sores?

Tiff
Tiff

Mil Gracias for being my "meter maid"

As to the raunchy part I agree, but us tom cats get that way at times. I just
got back from my CPA re: income tax and my mood is muy malo.
hasta luego,
Yeah, those guys can really TAX your patience.

Tiff


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