Little Known ADULTerated Chinese Proverbs (may be offensive but not to you guys)

Lars Hanson <parkersan@...>

Some of these are punny...thought I would send it on.



"Man who run in front of car, get tired. Man who run behind car, get

"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ."

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left."

"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."

"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."

"Man who sit on tack get point."

"He who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs."

"Man who fart in Church, sit in own pew."

To which might be added two oldies but goodies, to wit:

"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."

"Woman who fly upside down head for crack-up."



Lars Hanson <>

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From: Tiffany Wimberly []
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