minor sports punning
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chasmwuk@...
This is serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption "Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible headlines:
"Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice"
"Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans"
Anyone else?
Charles
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Cynthia MacGregor
MINI GOLF COMES UP SHORT TENNIS PLAYER COMES UNSTRUNG PHOTOG: "BADMINTON PLAYERS DON'T SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE" ACROBAT'S ANTICS ARE JUST GYM DANDY Cyn = = = = This is serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption "Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible headlines: "Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice" "Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans" Anyone else? Charles Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com Producer/host, YOUNGER EVERY DAY ~ Saturdays and Sundays at 7:30 AM on WHDT TV in West Palm Beach, Miami, and Boston -- check your cable provider for converter position. ~ Worldwide on www.WHDT.net on your computer Sundays at 7:30 AM Eastern Time Pass a smile along From: PUNY <PUNY@...> Reply-To: PUNY <PUNY@...> Date: Monday, September 1, 2014 10:40 AM To: PUNY <PUNY@...> Subject: [puny] minor sports punning This is serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption "Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible headlines: "Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice" "Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans" Anyone else? Charles
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chasmwuk@...
Good ones, Cyn!
Bass Championship Anglers Can Get Hooked on Their Sport
Charles
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MINI GOLF COMES UP SHORT
TENNIS PLAYER COMES UNSTRUNG
PHOTOG: "BADMINTON PLAYERS DON'T SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE"
ACROBAT'S ANTICS ARE JUST GYM DANDY
Cyn
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This is serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption "Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible headlines:
"Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice"
"Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans"
Anyone else?
Charles
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BOWLERS GO ON STRIKE Doug S. =========== Good ones, Cyn! Bass Championship Anglers Can Get Hooked on Their Sport
Charles ================================= MINI GOLF
COMES UP SHORT
TENNIS
PLAYER COMES UNSTRUNG
PHOTOG:
"BADMINTON PLAYERS DON'T SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE"
ACROBAT'S
ANTICS ARE JUST GYM DANDY
Cyn
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This is
serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor
sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption
"Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever
wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible
headlines:
"Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice"
"Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans"
Anyone else?
Charles
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James Ertner
Lacrosse players have stick-to-it-iveness. Jim ==========================
BOWLERS GO ON STRIKE Doug S. =========== Good ones, Cyn! Bass Championship Anglers Can Get Hooked on Their Sport
Charles ================================= MINI GOLF
COMES UP SHORT
TENNIS
PLAYER COMES UNSTRUNG
PHOTOG:
"BADMINTON PLAYERS DON'T SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE"
ACROBAT'S
ANTICS ARE JUST GYM DANDY
Cyn
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This is
serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor
sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption
"Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever
wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible
headlines:
"Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice"
"Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans"
Anyone else?
Charles
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Cynthia MacGregor
Bid for skating medal is on thin ice Volleyball league: Here are the net results Cyn = = = = = Lacrosse players have stick-to-it-iveness. Jim ========================== BOWLERS GO ON STRIKE Doug S. =========== Good ones, Cyn! Bass Championship Anglers Can Get Hooked on Their Sport Charles ================================= MINI GOLF COMES UP SHORT TENNIS PLAYER COMES UNSTRUNG PHOTOG: "BADMINTON PLAYERS DON'T SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE" ACROBAT'S ANTICS ARE JUST GYM DANDY Cyn = = = = This is serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption "Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible headlines: "Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice" "Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans" Anyone else? Charles
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On hearing about the upcoming competition, the weightlifter dropped
everything
Doug S.
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Bid
for skating medal is on thin ice
Volleyball
league: Here are the net results
Cyn
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Lacrosse
players have stick-to-it-iveness.
Jim ========================== BOWLERS GO ON STRIKE Doug S. =========== Good ones, Cyn! Bass Championship Anglers Can Get Hooked on Their Sport
Charles ================================= MINI GOLF
COMES UP SHORT
TENNIS
PLAYER COMES UNSTRUNG
PHOTOG:
"BADMINTON PLAYERS DON'T SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE"
ACROBAT'S
ANTICS ARE JUST GYM DANDY
Cyn
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This is
serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor
sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption
"Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever
wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible
headlines:
"Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice"
"Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans"
Anyone else?
Charles
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Lars Hanson
"Fencers saber the competition" "New epee as you go plan for fencing" "After a close brush, Canadian curlers slide into first place" "Curling now permanent competition" "Race-walking competitors hit their stride" Lars ==============
On Sep 1, 2014 10:40 AM, "chasmwuk@... [puny]" <puny@...> wrote:
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