In 1990 or thereabouts I entered the O'Henry Punoff for the 1st time. My 6 year old son accompanied me on stage and was part of the act. Years later he brought his frat brothers with signs and formed

Early in the pandemic when there was a shortage of toilet paper, some people used newspaper instead. The times they are a' changing. Here I am One Sagan

I'd make puns about Sweden but there is Norway I could Finnish. Sweden has bar codes on the sides of their ships so they can Scandinavian. Sweden has the highest number of McDonald's restaurants per c

So, Harry began thinking, what limits the life of a flashlight is the battery. And instead of buying new batteries all the time why not make a rechargeable battery from a renewable source instead of l

In countries such as Uruguay, India and Germany that list the day and then the month it is 12-2-21. Or if you like, 12-02-2021. Here I am One Sagan

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(12 + 144 + 20 + 3 * 4 ^ .5) / 7 + 5 * 11 == 9 ^ 2 + 0 Translated: A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by 7, plus 5 times 11, is nine squared, and not a bi

Determining what book has enjoyed the most commercial success of all time turns out to be quite a challenge. Theoretically we can just look at the sales numbers and rank them. However, comparing the s

Cynthia will be missed. I only just now learned about her passing. I remember when George passed away and the Austin punsters got together to remember and honor him. But, under the circumstances I gue

Only half of all the available punch lines can be successfully used by a one armed man. On the other hand he can single-handedly take on anything. Of course, he can't shop at a second-hand store. Here

A prominent Jewish businessman in London performs so many noble charitable works that it come to the notice of the Queen. The Queen then decides to bestow the honor of knighthood upon him and he is ca

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What is unique about a Corona Virus riddle? Answer: You hope that nobody gets it. Here I am One Sagan

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Not sure. Maybe some of the following as well as other reasons. Sometimes I have no clue as to the answers. Sometimes I find them to be a bit contrived. Sometimes I forget to look at them. Here I am O

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? –- Because they lactose. A cow that is no longer pregnant is decaffeinated. What do you call a cow that gets everything she wants? -- spoiled milk What’s goes

Lars jumped into the lead with 4 correct answers. He gets to post the next rogue. The answers to the riddles are below. Honestly, I thought most of these would be easier. 1. These aspirants to public