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O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships
Thanks. Here I am One Sagan
Thanks. Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
· #62147
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O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships - Sat, 10/17/2020
#cal-notice
When I click on the link I get a warning notice: Your connection is not private This server could not prove that it is www.punpunpun.com; its security certificate is from *.webfaction.com. This may be
When I click on the link I get a warning notice: Your connection is not private This server could not prove that it is www.punpunpun.com; its security certificate is from *.webfaction.com. This may be
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One Sagan
· #62130
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a math limerick
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3 * 4 ^ .5) / 7 + 5 * 11 == 9 ^ 2 + 0 Translated: A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by 7, plus 5 times 11, is nine squared, and not a bi
(12 + 144 + 20 + 3 * 4 ^ .5) / 7 + 5 * 11 == 9 ^ 2 + 0 Translated: A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by 7, plus 5 times 11, is nine squared, and not a bi
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One Sagan
· #62124
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Charles Dickens was, in actual fact, an orange.
Determining what book has enjoyed the most commercial success of all time turns out to be quite a challenge. Theoretically we can just look at the sales numbers and rank them. However, comparing the s
Determining what book has enjoyed the most commercial success of all time turns out to be quite a challenge. Theoretically we can just look at the sales numbers and rank them. However, comparing the s
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One Sagan
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In honor of our dear friend Cynthia
Cynthia will be missed. I only just now learned about her passing. I remember when George passed away and the Austin punsters got together to remember and honor him. But, under the circumstances I gue
Cynthia will be missed. I only just now learned about her passing. I remember when George passed away and the Austin punsters got together to remember and honor him. But, under the circumstances I gue
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One Sagan
· #62047
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One armed bandit
Only half of all the available punch lines can be successfully used by a one armed man. On the other hand he can single-handedly take on anything. Of course, he can't shop at a second-hand store. Here
Only half of all the available punch lines can be successfully used by a one armed man. On the other hand he can single-handedly take on anything. Of course, he can't shop at a second-hand store. Here
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One Sagan
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Passover is over
A prominent Jewish businessman in London performs so many noble charitable works that it come to the notice of the Queen. The Queen then decides to bestow the honor of knighthood upon him and he is ca
A prominent Jewish businessman in London performs so many noble charitable works that it come to the notice of the Queen. The Queen then decides to bestow the honor of knighthood upon him and he is ca
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One Sagan
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Not Shocking
I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions. Power to the people!! Here I am One Sagan
I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions. Power to the people!! Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
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THE SOLUTION TO THE RIDDLE
What is unique about a Corona Virus riddle? Answer: You hope that nobody gets it. Here I am One Sagan
What is unique about a Corona Virus riddle? Answer: You hope that nobody gets it. Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
· #61873
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A riddle
Send your answers to one_sagan@... What is unique about a Corona Virus riddle? Do not hit reply -- Send your answers to one_sagan@... Here I am One Sagan
Send your answers to one_sagan@... What is unique about a Corona Virus riddle? Do not hit reply -- Send your answers to one_sagan@... Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
· #61866
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Upcoming Event: O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships - Sat, 05/09/2020
#cal-reminder
Shouldn´t it be cancelled in the interest of public health Here I am One Sagan
Shouldn´t it be cancelled in the interest of public health Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
· #61845
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Whither -- or Wither? Seriously....
Not sure. Maybe some of the following as well as other reasons. Sometimes I have no clue as to the answers. Sometimes I find them to be a bit contrived. Sometimes I forget to look at them. Here I am O
Not sure. Maybe some of the following as well as other reasons. Sometimes I have no clue as to the answers. Sometimes I find them to be a bit contrived. Sometimes I forget to look at them. Here I am O
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One Sagan
· #61838
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Whither -- or Wither? Seriously....
Whatever you decide to do is fine with me. I used to be an avid participant once upon a time, but no longer. After your soliloquy you do realize that somebody here is going to say, "Get thee to a punn
Whatever you decide to do is fine with me. I used to be an avid participant once upon a time, but no longer. After your soliloquy you do realize that somebody here is going to say, "Get thee to a punn
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One Sagan
· #61833
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Ow with a C.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? –- Because they lactose. A cow that is no longer pregnant is decaffeinated. What do you call a cow that gets everything she wants? -- spoiled milk What’s goes
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? –- Because they lactose. A cow that is no longer pregnant is decaffeinated. What do you call a cow that gets everything she wants? -- spoiled milk What’s goes
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· #61815
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Rogue Lars wins
Lars jumped into the lead with 4 correct answers. He gets to post the next rogue. The answers to the riddles are below. Honestly, I thought most of these would be easier. 1. These aspirants to public
Lars jumped into the lead with 4 correct answers. He gets to post the next rogue. The answers to the riddles are below. Honestly, I thought most of these would be easier. 1. These aspirants to public
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One Sagan
· #61694
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Rogue 1012 standings
3 way tie for 1st place between Lars, Kirk, and Doug. Here I am One Sagan
3 way tie for 1st place between Lars, Kirk, and Doug. Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
· #61691
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Rogue 1012 One last set of clues -- hopefully giveaway clues
Alongside each riddle I have posted the first letter of each word to the punned answer (not the first letter of each politician's real unpunned name) Another clue: All of the real life politicians who
Alongside each riddle I have posted the first letter of each word to the punned answer (not the first letter of each politician's real unpunned name) Another clue: All of the real life politicians who
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One Sagan
· #61690
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Rogue 1012 another clue
I haven't ended it. Nobody noticed but you. Responses have been underwhelming. Here I am One Sagan
I haven't ended it. Nobody noticed but you. Responses have been underwhelming. Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
· #61688
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Rogue 1012 another clue
Another clue: All of the real life politicians whose names are punned on are democrats. But, only some of them are running for the presidency. Send your replies to one_sagan@... After each riddl
Another clue: All of the real life politicians whose names are punned on are democrats. But, only some of them are running for the presidency. Send your replies to one_sagan@... After each riddl
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One Sagan
· #61686
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Rogue 1012 letter counts and gender and other clues
Send your replies to one_sagan@... After each riddle I have posted the letter counts of the answers. When the answer is a person's name I have indicated the sex of the person whose name is punne
Send your replies to one_sagan@... After each riddle I have posted the letter counts of the answers. When the answer is a person's name I have indicated the sex of the person whose name is punne
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One Sagan
· #61684
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