Speaking of Gary’s dachshund reminds me of the advice that should be given to those dogs if they can’t find a fire hydrant or a tree: “Get a lawn, little doggie.” As for Doug’s border dog, did you hea

Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.” Jim =============== I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Da

Speaking of Gary’s pun … As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.” Jim============== My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put

Speaking of Joseph’s puns … A dog with a broken tail has a weak end. Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites. An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than h

When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race. Jim============== My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar. Another dog looked app

I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees. Jim============= I beg to diffur.

Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree. Jim====== Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel? GR ==================== Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bou

Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur. Jim ============== Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY? GR ============================= To err is human; to make d

To err is human; to make dog puns, canine. Or, to err is human; two curs, canine. Jim Ertner================= I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit" Doug Spector ==========

I’m afraid of getting scratched by cats. So I guess I have clawstrophobia. Jim ================== Gee, I hope that was not being catty. If so you have me backed into a kitty corne. I suppose it could

As Bert might say (see below), "Been used!" 😉 "Judge" Jim On April 10, 2021, at 8:33 PM, "portagecreek via groups.io" <gypsywagon@...> wrote: Why do I always seem to be on the tai

A cat burglar is a purr-snatcher. Jim Ertner================ Black cats are purr evil Doug Spector ============ What symptom does an attractive, aging, transgressing feline have after losing her voice

What symptom does an attractive, aging, transgressing feline have after losing her voice upon drinking quinine water? A cute cat-a-tonic purr-senility sin-drome. Jim Ertner ================ When I ask

Then there was the old cat that became forgetful and stopped making any sounds. It developed a purr-senility disorder. Jim =========== When your cat sticks his/her rear end in your face, it’s a prize

I once heard about a dog that compulsively devoured cats. It had an eat-a-puss complex. Jim ================= My cat was not very well a few days ago - after the tin roof affair. It just wouldn't move

Did you hear about the German cat that was run over by a lawn mower? It was a cat-o’-nein-tails. Jim Ertner=========================== Cat’s are the worst. I’m so allergic to them it could make me die

I, too, have been getting their daily troika of puns, ever since I sat at the Pun-Off judges table with them. To err is human; to make cat puns, feline. Jim ==================== From: Gary Hallock Sen

Ata concert the pianist was to play Onthis famous and most fateful day. Buta prankster and buffoon Madethe piano out of tune. Sothe musician said, “Etude, Bruté?" JimErtner=================== Ides of

So Gary, what’s an ice guy like you doing these days?! Jim ================ I guess it is the Ice of Texas that are on you;. On Wed, Feb 17, 2021 at 9:17 AM James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote: Is

Isn’t there another PUNY site for carrying on general conversations (like this “Mess in Texas” one) that are devoid of puns? Jim Ertner ===================== Rule #1 for driving in snow: don't. Checki