I'll also miss her special greetings on all of our birthdays. Jim

What is there when you click on "See more"? Jim

I realizethat if these puns were voted upon by the Electrical College, you might demanda revolt for the ampsentee ballots. Jim============ Didja hear about the electrician who directed an orchestra pa

I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns. Jim =========== >I re-fuse to get involved. Wire you getting so lit up about it. Be positive, and make contact with your inner being. > >Josep

Yachts of luffs! Jim Ertner ============ What the helm are y'all jibing about? Doug Spector ============ Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a c

Yachts of luffs! Jim Ertner ============ Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a critical mast. Water we gonna do? I’d rudder not risk getting inf

I attended Stan’s “virtual funeral” and was pleased to hear Richard Lederer read Gary’s limerick (below) as well as his own. Jim From: Gary Hallock Sent: ‎Tuesday‎, ‎May‎ ‎12‎, ‎2020 ‎12‎:‎03‎ ‎PM To:

Hello, fellow (and sister) punsters. Richard Lederer called me last evening with the sad news that Stan Kegel passed away. Stan’s son, Ken, has asked me to send you the invitation below to the “virtua

I concur with Doug on the F-Riddles. They were quick and a lot of fun. Jim=============== Reading all these threads is a screaming cry for the return of the F-Riddles and to give the Rogues their prop

How can you tell a milkmaid? She’s the one with the prominent dairy air. Jim ================= The textbook for students studying a cow’s digestive system cud be known as “Graze Anatomy.’ Cows who gen

Cowabunga! That’s quite a cattle-list. But ruminate on this: To err is human; to make cattle puns, bovine. By the way, who’s cow speaks Russian? Ma’s cow. And what goes “Oom, oom, oom?” A cow walking

Cowabunga! That’s quite a cattle-list. But ruminate on this: To err is human; to make cattle puns, bovine. By the way, who’s cow speaks Russian? Ma’s cow. And what goes “Oom, oom, oom?” A cow walking

Whose birthday is it today? I don’t know. I’ll go Alex somebody. Jim ================ A birthday some people will get to Yet aging they will not admit to The marching of time Can’t be denied, I’m Quit

Stan, like the farmer, you’re outstanding in your field. Hippo birdie to ewe, deer Stan! Jim =============== …for an outSTANding member of the PUNY family who’s a real STANd-up guy for withSTANding ma

Norway did they Finnish that fast! Denmark my word: the pot must have been Swedened. Jim ============= The rest of the field was Polished off but there were two notable fellows from France who brought

Likepulling from a hat a rabbit, Theinventor said, “Dag-nab-it. “Anew soccer cigarette, “Toget me out of debt: “It’sfor trying to kick the habit.” JimErtner======================== A new beautiful cig

[Editor’s note: I was always a reluctant subscriber to the “new quips at the top” system for PUNY posts but since the rest of the world seemed compelled to stack them this way, I eventually fell in li

============ Speaking of autobiography ... as the geometry teacher said, "I auto buy a graph." Jim ============= > >

As the cowboy said, after being tricked into watching a lasso twirling performance, "€ped me in!" Jim

Gilbert and Sullivan wrote the π r8s of pens&s. Jim