An aquatic, seaweed-eating mammal named Hugh began swimming very close to a man’s waterfront property. The man tried to get rid of the creature by clubbing it, but he was arrested. The charge was a cr

Thatreminds me of the marine biologist who was working on a drug that would extendthe life of dolphins indefinitely. Curiously, one of the secret ingredientscame from a seabird’s DNA, which explains w

I’m sure the chimney installers are saying, “That soots me fine.” Jim E================= After our recent hard freeze in Texas, chimney installations have gone through the roof Doug S.

Then there was the algebra teacher who tried telling short one-liners to get the students’ minds off the problems. They were wee puns of math distraction. Jim Ertner =================== This from a fr

Allcircus sideshow workers should be vaccinated, just to make sure no one contractsthe Carny Virus … and worsens this pun-demic. JimErtner================ It’s always a good idea to inject a little mo

From: Aaron Fasel via groups.io Sent: ‎Wednesday‎, ‎May‎ ‎12‎, ‎2021 ‎11‎:‎35‎ ‎AM To: main@puny.groups.io I’m literally laughing out loud. That IS what I meant. But when I read it agin, I was pronoun

Two social distancing pickup lines: “Hey, do you need toilet paper? Because I could be your Prince Charmin.” “You can’t spell Quarantine without U R A Q T.” Jim Ertner

Did you hearabout the shop that sold cakes, pies, cookies, etc. in Stockholm? It was a sweetishbakery. Jim Ertner=============== Q: What do Swedish plumbers and Swedish shoe repairmen have in common?

The Swedish rancher rounded up his cattle and drove his Stockholm. Jim Ertner ============ Not all Swedes drive Volvos or Saabs. Many remain loyal to their Fjords. Of course when they travel overseas,

What is the jockey motto? Put your money where your mount is. Jim Ertner =================== After seeing how smoothly the horse trainer rode the mare, I tried mounting her myself Doug Spector =======

As the jockey said, "Put your money where your mount is.” Jim ================ Isn’t this discussion becoming a bit hackneyed? Bert ================= Gee Jim, I thought that would be a saw horse. Haw,

That reminds me what you call a Warsaw native who enjoys riding fast horses: a gallop Pole. Jim Ertner =================== Before a town or city allows horse racing, they usually take a gallop poll Do

To err is human; to make horse puns, equine. Did you hear about the gambler who was hiding in the shrubbery outside the racetrack? He was just hedging his bets. Jim Ertner ============= I can’t seem t

As the stallion said to the mare, “Your pace or mine?” To which she replied, “I don’t recognize your mane, but your pace is familiar.” Jim Ertner================ We already did “Cats & Dogs” but for s

Afuneral home had a request to paint their vehicle in a kale-tinted hue. Yes, itwas a hearse of a different collard. Jim ============== [I’ll be playing guilt-free on this thread now because I have al

Therewas a certain golf tournament that was known for its extremely loud announcer;in fact, this guy was famous for his shouting. The tournament was known as thecourse of a different holler. Jim =====

So … a pony enjoyed eating doughnuts for dessert. One evening the owner decided to feed it some cake, but the finicky critter refused to eat. It was a horse of a different cruller. Jim Ertner ========

Speaking of Gary’s dachshund reminds me of the advice that should be given to those dogs if they can’t find a fire hydrant or a tree: “Get a lawn, little doggie.” As for Doug’s border dog, did you hea

Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.” Jim =============== I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Da

Speaking of Gary’s pun … As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.” Jim============== My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put