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"The Hoarder They Fall"
There once was a hoarder whose pleasure Was to collect junk as if treasure. She blazed a trash trail Of clothes, books and mail-- Even some rulers for good measure! Doug Spector
There once was a hoarder whose pleasure Was to collect junk as if treasure. She blazed a trash trail Of clothes, books and mail-- Even some rulers for good measure! Doug Spector
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#rogue riddle (number 1043)
#rogue
Let's give hymn a break...we've all guessed when nocturne of ours Doug
Let's give hymn a break...we've all guessed when nocturne of ours Doug
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Apologies For Slowness
#administrivia
The best knee surgeon by far is the world famous Dr.Petella
The best knee surgeon by far is the world famous Dr.Petella
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It's A Bouillon Market
If you had invested in dehydrated beef broth cubes back when they first went commercial, today you'd be a bouillonaire! I bought some beef stock along with a little bouillon to start my Broth IRA Doug
If you had invested in dehydrated beef broth cubes back when they first went commercial, today you'd be a bouillonaire! I bought some beef stock along with a little bouillon to start my Broth IRA Doug
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ROGUE RIDDLE #1036 -- When Riddles "Meant" Something -- Winner & Answers!
What a great ACHIEVE/MENT ! All 18 killsLars,Bill,Chris Gary Lars got there 1st and will host #10379 killsJim8 killsMarilyn ANSWERS easement (ease)1simple/accesscement (see)2vision/stonelikegarment (g
What a great ACHIEVE/MENT ! All 18 killsLars,Bill,Chris Gary Lars got there 1st and will host #10379 killsJim8 killsMarilyn ANSWERS easement (ease)1simple/accesscement (see)2vision/stonelikegarment (g
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ROGUE RIDDLE #1036 -- When Riddles "Meant" Something --
A little change of pace...no puns today, sorry...but hopefully just as challenging & fun! (Writing the instructions was tougher than the riddles!) Below, you'll see 18 descriptions/clues to what I'll
A little change of pace...no puns today, sorry...but hopefully just as challenging & fun! (Writing the instructions was tougher than the riddles!) Below, you'll see 18 descriptions/clues to what I'll
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ROGUE RIDDLE #1036 -- When Riddles "Meant" Something -- 15 minute warning
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ROGUE RIDDLE #1036 When Riddles "Meant" Something
Look for an early launch tomorrow, Saturday around 11:00 a.m. Be pre-paired for something completely different...no pun attended Hopefully, we'll have a good turnout,not a bad turnover, so turn-in on
Look for an early launch tomorrow, Saturday around 11:00 a.m. Be pre-paired for something completely different...no pun attended Hopefully, we'll have a good turnout,not a bad turnover, so turn-in on
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name change
An Italian pizza company has offered to buy Quaker Oaks' famous Aunt Jemima pancake mix & syrup...they will rename it "Aunt Chovy" Doug Spector
An Italian pizza company has offered to buy Quaker Oaks' famous Aunt Jemima pancake mix & syrup...they will rename it "Aunt Chovy" Doug Spector
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One armed bandit
A one armed insurance franchise owner's slogan is, "You're in Good Hand with Allstate" Doug Spector ============ But he is the expert at one-hand clapping. And when he does it for himself, he can cert
A one armed insurance franchise owner's slogan is, "You're in Good Hand with Allstate" Doug Spector ============ But he is the expert at one-hand clapping. And when he does it for himself, he can cert
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Not Shocking
There once was an electrician,Tron Who ran for president of Taiwan. His goal...just power Which turned voters sour And not one chose to electron. Doug Spector ================== No, but he had transpa
There once was an electrician,Tron Who ran for president of Taiwan. His goal...just power Which turned voters sour And not one chose to electron. Doug Spector ================== No, but he had transpa
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Not Shocking (repaired)
No, but he had transparents ================ Did that electrician have a trans sister? . Steve Wilson ============== I realize that if these puns were voted upon by the Electrical College, you might d
No, but he had transparents ================ Did that electrician have a trans sister? . Steve Wilson ============== I realize that if these puns were voted upon by the Electrical College, you might d
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Not Shocking (repaired)
Didja hear about the electrician who directed an orchestra part-time? Yep, he was a semiconductor Doug S. =============== I am currently in shock that no one has pulled the plug on this thread. GR
Didja hear about the electrician who directed an orchestra part-time? Yep, he was a semiconductor Doug S. =============== I am currently in shock that no one has pulled the plug on this thread. GR
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Not Shocking (repaired)
Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode" Doug ============ That was a real joule! Ray ========= I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns. Jim ===========
Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode" Doug ============ That was a real joule! Ray ========= I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns. Jim ===========
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Not Shocking
Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode" Doug S. ============== I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns. Jim =========== >I re-fuse to get involved. Wir
Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode" Doug S. ============== I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns. Jim =========== >I re-fuse to get involved. Wir
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Not Shocking
Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's "Ohm Sweet Ohm" ๐ ๐กใฐ๏ธ
Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's "Ohm Sweet Ohm" ๐ ๐กใฐ๏ธ
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A good night quickie
Retired Olympic swimmers never forget, they just have laps of memory...โ
Retired Olympic swimmers never forget, they just have laps of memory...โ
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Don't go overboard
What the helm are y'all jibing about? Doug Spector ============ Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a critical mast. Water we gonna do? Iโd rudd
What the helm are y'all jibing about? Doug Spector ============ Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a critical mast. Water we gonna do? Iโd rudd
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Mileage Charge
If asked how it feels that the nation's rental car giant filed for bankruptcy, stock owners will say, "It Hertz lots" After laying off many employees,the company is now stuck with a bunch of loaners.
If asked how it feels that the nation's rental car giant filed for bankruptcy, stock owners will say, "It Hertz lots" After laying off many employees,the company is now stuck with a bunch of loaners.
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Football Post (Covid) Season
The NFL has made some new rules for the return of football. Here are two In addition to the usual penalty for "face-mask", there will also be a 20 yard fine if a player is not wearing one. Two additio
The NFL has made some new rules for the return of football. Here are two In addition to the usual penalty for "face-mask", there will also be a 20 yard fine if a player is not wearing one. Two additio
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