or is it mellow your bine? ======

Sounds like you're conducting quite the quartet Doug S. =============

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Gary, these modern times witch doctors are more flexible and will gladly altar their schedules Doug Spector ========== Best to book your witch doctor visits Monday through Friday. You’ll never get an

How is it that after grueling bike races, many cyclists go to the nearest pub and drink like fish? Because they can handlebars/handle bars

Well, if all the chimney business mainly went to one company, it would be a clean sweep Doug S. ======== I’m sure the chimney installers are saying, “That soots me fine.” Jim E ================= After

After our recent hard freeze in Texas, chimney installations have gone through the roof Doug S.

what about an ill legged mutt? Doug =========== I think the secret to this exercise has to do with whether you generally pronounce “alleged” as two or three syllables. I won’t make anyone suffer throu

Only 2 players...Adam (5 bingos) and Jim (3 bingos) Adam will host #1075 ANSWERS BELOW Below are 10 word puzzles, each with a 2 word answer...so 20 words in total (once you get either word, the other

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Below are 10 word puzzles, each with a 2 word answer...so 20 words in total (once you get either word, the other will fall automatically) Not much need for explanation here but here is an example: exa

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Q: What do Swedish plumbers and Swedish shoe repairmen have in common? A: They both fix clogs Doug Spector =============== The Swedish rancher rounded up his cattle and drove his Stockholm. Jim Ertner

I could tell you about how I wrecked a rental car in Sweden but it's a long and saab story Doug Spector ============ I have to add that this gal still was very sensitive. If anything went wrong, I was

I could tell you how I lost my heart in Sweden but it's a saab story Doug Spector ============ I have to add that this gal still was very sensitive. If anything went wrong, I was always the scapegoat.

After seeing how smoothly the horse trainer rode the mare, I tried mounting her myself Doug Spector =============== Bert suggest we are hacks, but don’t be dis-carriaged or get sulky. The tails not wa

Before a town or city allows horse racing, they usually take a gallop poll Doug Spector ============ To err is human; to make horse puns, equine. Did you hear about the gambler who was hiding in the s

Q:How did the horse thief feed all those equines? A: He was able to make bale Doug Spector ================ I was hopeful this topic would stirrup more interest. I think there may be some foal play wo

Forget putting U.S. troops to patrol illegals crossing the Rio Grande, just get a few dozen Border Collies Doug S. ========== The dog next door was always running away. The military thought that might

I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog" Doug Spector =============== Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.” Jim =============== I

I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day Doug Spector ====== Speaking of Gary’s pun … As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog

My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down Doug Spector ============= Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound. Gary Hallock ===