There once was a hoarder whose pleasure Was to collect junk as if treasure. She blazed a trash trail Of clothes, books and mail-- Even some rulers for good measure! Doug Spector

Let's give hymn a break...we've all guessed when nocturne of ours Doug

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If you had invested in dehydrated beef broth cubes back when they first went commercial, today you'd be a bouillonaire! I bought some beef stock along with a little bouillon to start my Broth IRA Doug

What a great ACHIEVE/MENT ! All 18 killsLars,Bill,Chris Gary Lars got there 1st and will host #10379 killsJim8 killsMarilyn ANSWERS easement (ease)1simple/accesscement (see)2vision/stonelikegarment (g

A little change of pace...no puns today, sorry...but hopefully just as challenging & fun! (Writing the instructions was tougher than the riddles!) Below, you'll see 18 descriptions/clues to what I'll

Look for an early launch tomorrow, Saturday around 11:00 a.m. Be pre-paired for something completely different...no pun attended Hopefully, we'll have a good turnout,not a bad turnover, so turn-in on

An Italian pizza company has offered to buy Quaker Oaks' famous Aunt Jemima pancake mix & syrup...they will rename it "Aunt Chovy" Doug Spector

A one armed insurance franchise owner's slogan is, "You're in Good Hand with Allstate" Doug Spector ============ But he is the expert at one-hand clapping. And when he does it for himself, he can cert

There once was an electrician,Tron Who ran for president of Taiwan. His goal...just power Which turned voters sour And not one chose to electron. Doug Spector ================== No, but he had transpa

No, but he had transparents ================ Did that electrician have a trans sister? . Steve Wilson ============== I realize that if these puns were voted upon by the Electrical College, you might d

Didja hear about the electrician who directed an orchestra part-time? Yep, he was a semiconductor Doug S. =============== I am currently in shock that no one has pulled the plug on this thread. GR

Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode" Doug ============ That was a real joule! Ray ========= I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns. Jim ===========

Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode" Doug S. ============== I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns. Jim =========== >I re-fuse to get involved. Wir

Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's "Ohm Sweet Ohm" 🏠 💡〰️

Retired Olympic swimmers never forget, they just have laps of memory...‍

What the helm are y'all jibing about? Doug Spector ============ Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a critical mast. Water we gonna do? I’d rudd

If asked how it feels that the nation's rental car giant filed for bankruptcy, stock owners will say, "It Hertz lots" After laying off many employees,the company is now stuck with a bunch of loaners.

The NFL has made some new rules for the return of football. Here are two In addition to the usual penalty for "face-mask", there will also be a 20 yard fine if a player is not wearing one. Two additio