Well, if all the chimney business mainly went to one company, it would be a clean sweep Doug S. ======== I’m sure the chimney installers are saying, “That soots me fine.” Jim E ================= After

After our recent hard freeze in Texas, chimney installations have gone through the roof Doug S.

what about an ill legged mutt? Doug =========== I think the secret to this exercise has to do with whether you generally pronounce “alleged” as two or three syllables. I won’t make anyone suffer throu

Only 2 players...Adam (5 bingos) and Jim (3 bingos) Adam will host #1075 ANSWERS BELOW Below are 10 word puzzles, each with a 2 word answer...so 20 words in total (once you get either word, the other

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Below are 10 word puzzles, each with a 2 word answer...so 20 words in total (once you get either word, the other will fall automatically) Not much need for explanation here but here is an example: exa

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Q: What do Swedish plumbers and Swedish shoe repairmen have in common? A: They both fix clogs Doug Spector =============== The Swedish rancher rounded up his cattle and drove his Stockholm. Jim Ertner

I could tell you about how I wrecked a rental car in Sweden but it's a long and saab story Doug Spector ============ I have to add that this gal still was very sensitive. If anything went wrong, I was

I could tell you how I lost my heart in Sweden but it's a saab story Doug Spector ============ I have to add that this gal still was very sensitive. If anything went wrong, I was always the scapegoat.

After seeing how smoothly the horse trainer rode the mare, I tried mounting her myself Doug Spector =============== Bert suggest we are hacks, but don’t be dis-carriaged or get sulky. The tails not wa

Before a town or city allows horse racing, they usually take a gallop poll Doug Spector ============ To err is human; to make horse puns, equine. Did you hear about the gambler who was hiding in the s

Q:How did the horse thief feed all those equines? A: He was able to make bale Doug Spector ================ I was hopeful this topic would stirrup more interest. I think there may be some foal play wo

Forget putting U.S. troops to patrol illegals crossing the Rio Grande, just get a few dozen Border Collies Doug S. ========== The dog next door was always running away. The military thought that might

I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog" Doug Spector =============== Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.” Jim =============== I

I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day Doug Spector ====== Speaking of Gary’s pun … As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog

My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down Doug Spector ============= Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound. Gary Hallock ===

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" Doug Spector ============== When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race. Jim

I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit" Doug Spector ========== All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the c

Black cats are purr evil Doug Spector ============ What symptom does an attractive, aging, transgressing feline have after losing her voice upon drinking quinine water? A cute cat-a-tonic purr-senilit

When I asked where was the strip under the laces of one of her tennis shoes, my wife was speechless. I then added, "Seems like the cat got your tongue" Doug Spector ========= I won’t say my old fat ca