My dog has only one nostril. He’s just a half-breathe, but the Pillsbury Dough Boy has a dog who is pure bread. A: What tree would have the most bark? A: A dog would. I hate it when I get in trouble w

Took my pooch to the vet because he couldn’t bark. I thought it might be laryngitis but apparently dogs don’t get that. Turns out he had something called “Irritable bow-wow syndrome.” I told my son th

Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound. Gary Hallock =================== Speaking of Joseph’s puns … A dog with a broken tail has a weak end. Why should you never buy a watchdog t

All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted fro

This Rogue played out about as expected. Lars came on strong early but fell somewhat short of a kill. This was followed by polite SWAGs from Jim & Doug with no follow-ups. Lars returned to kill and cl

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ROGUE RIDDLE #1070 - Launched Sunday, April 11, 2021 @ 11am central @$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$@$ Submit all guesses, groans, gripes & guffaws directly to <gary@...> @$@$@$@$@

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Another of my infamous limerick based riddle games is a foot. Watch for it to drop in your mailbox at 11am central. Gary Hallock -- Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

My response to anyone who may be “ticked off” by this current cat-alogue of puns would be to paraphrase Larry King, “Is the collar there?” - (Oh, it Hartz so bad! Fleas stop!) Get my laser point? Gary

I won’t say my old fat cat is lazy but the most exercise he gets is taking laps. He also really seems enjoys his licker. Gary Hallock ========= Then there was the old cat that became forgetful and sto

My cat apparently enjoys taunting the chihuahua next door who barks incessantly whenever he sees my cat sitting inside on the windowsill. Of course in the wintertime, the cat is not able to clearly he

The subject line of this thread asks if we are “feline frisky?” - Presuming your cat is a bit lethargic, would it be okay to give your cat a tonic? My noisy cat is actually very high-purr-active. He g

I get regular daily punny emails from my Canadian pals Rhain Louis & Pat Tanzola. Collectively they bill themselves as “The PunGents.” <Www.pungents.com> Several times in the past I have shared a few

Once again I’m so sorry for this late BINGO/REVEAL notice. I was every hopeful all week that one of my 6 players might come back to clean up their worksheets, yet I guess I didn’t properly inspire any

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[Forgive me please for being so overtly non-punny in this message] Just in case you're in search of a dramatic and comedic diversion this weekend as you await my long anticipated Rogue Riddle, you mig

If you’re offering coffee to me I’ll decline, quite politely, you see Although beverages hot I do like a lot And admit that I too do brew tea Gary Hallock ============== At a concert the pianist was t

I received a cryptic email yesterday from Groups.io informing me that my emails had been bouncing. What I’m unaware of is whether or not they had been able to receive my posts. I did a “click here” an

Trump warned us about foreign drug smugglers crossing our borders. Now I do wish we had called in ICE because there’s crack coming in across the pond. Gary Yes, that’s the view from my driveway. The r

Now that we are in a new year, it’s easy to look back at the past 12 months with 2021 hindsight and perhaps have a little laugh in the face of this ongoing global tragedy. Early on, one of my favorite

Jim’s lament leaves me feeling I must apologize for failing to submit my lame worksheet. Apparently I had actually nailed the 4 that I’d attempted, but was holding back sending it off until I had a ch

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