Though the cultural chasm was wide Twixt the Brits and the Yanks on this side Of that Pacific pond Of him, we were fond And we’re glad he came ‘long for the ride Gary Hallock (faire well uncle joe)

This past week we marked the 153rd anniversary of the Golden spike ceremony in Utah which marked the completion of the railway connecting our east and west coasts. No steam locomotives were available

Optimus Prime was feeling a little auto erotic so he had some body work done and it really altered his ego. Now he’s a former transformer. Gary Hallock ============ *radio static* "The gender affirmat

After two weeks on offer I am declaring this riddle to be officially “play doubt.” Some Near Mrs. came in early from Bill Crider, Gary Reeves and Adam Engel but nobody followed through with an actual

Although I was born visible, I now identify as invisible. I am trans—parent. My pronouns are who/where. Bill Crider ============ At the time O.Henry lived in Austin he went by his “birth name.” After

[Okay, that’s four non-puns and one “thank-you.” I hope it’s not too late to turn this thread around.] If you have a fear of artificial pedal appendages, would you have faux toe phobia? If you have a

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Do they allow petting Zeus on mount Olympus? I understand his wife is pretty jealous. You wouldn’t want to get Hera ticked. Gary Hallock ============= Thinking ahead, I Vishnu a Merry Krishnamas. When

I’m a Gaia who believes in total freedom of religion. Voodoo agree? Even atheist who believes in nothing should be able to Sikh his own truth Hindu whatever he wants. I don’t care who you warship so l

I told my friends I was going to start my own religion. Most of them were very critical and many of them just broke out laughing out loud. Still I’m going through with it and despite all the derision,

In church on her wedding day the bride looked over at her prospective husband and though to herself, “He’s a nice enough fellow but It seems there’s always groom for improvement.” Then she quickly gla

Parishioners were complaining at how crowded the church was on Easter Sunday. So vocal was the grumbling from the standing-room-only congregation, it was clear to the priest that he had achieved criti

Many people recognize the dreadlocks which are commonly associated with Rastafarians, but there are quite a few other religions that inspire black people to express their believes through their “do.”

Some religions insist that women must cover their heads and/or faces whenever they appear in public. If their mouths are also covered, would this not be an attempt to totally muzzle ‘em? I submitted a

Considering the big “dumb-dumb” I perpetrated by sharing my Rogue answer sheet last night, I’m gonna try to make a silk purse out of this sow’s ear by pulling my fat out of the friar. Since hardly any

Considering the big “dumb-dumb” I perpetrated by sharing my Rogue answer sheet last night, I’m gonna try to make a silk purse out of this sow’s ear by pulling my fat out of the friar. Since hardly any

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Silly me just sent out my Rogue without stripping out the answer sheet. If you care at all about playing this game, please wait for me to send out the amended version. What was I thinking? Gary Halloc

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Jim Ertner and Marilyn Van D. both submitted respectable worksheets this week. Because I inspired tepid participation and zero claimers on this holiday riddle, it appears I’ll be hosting again this we