The American midwest is very plain.

Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas. billcrider

I wanted to shower you with puns but it was a pipe dream turned out I had a faux set. So I put that plan tub bed. Working on more of them, I toil yet. Bill Crider

You sure are a testy character!

Today I accidentally drilled a hole in my finger. Really. But I did not go to the hospital, because I did not consider it an emergency, it was only a drill. billcrider

Thank you to everyone who participated. It amazes me that we can come up with dozens of puns on such a simple phrase as ‘real estate’. Although Gary Hallock certainly came up with the largest quantity

So far I have four players: James, Kirk, Cyn and Gary H. James and Kirk have both submitted limericks, and Cyn submitted 5 short puns, and Learless Feeder submitted 16 Poodles (mini-shaggy dogs). Of i

This rogue is a little different. It requires you to concoct the puns. It is also easy - there is no reason everyone on the mailing list cannot participate. I can quickly create at least 5 puns on the

Being picky, I would not call things like restless and indecisive emotions. I would call them states of mind or states of being. I’m just saying...

Doug dealt into the game and went all in, solving all four! He has graciously agreed to host next weekend. . Stanley. Lars, Chris, Kirk, James, Janet, Cyn and Gary - Thank you all for playing! ~~~~~~~

Doug dealt into the game and went all in, solving all four! He has graciously agreed to host next weekend. I will everyone shuffle along, delaying the reveal till tomorrow so everyone has a chance to

Janet, Stanley, Chris G., Gary, and Lars have all correctly guessed #4. Lars has also gotten #2 and #3. A few other folks have gotten either #2 or #3. No one has gotten # 1. So there is a hint below.

Having failed at my hosting duties last weekend, I jump in without warning this weekend. I will be away from keyboard until at least noon central time, maybe longer. Remember, don't reply all. Send gu

This week it falls my lot to host the Rogue. Some of you may have noticed it is postponed. This is because I have been outside toiling all weekend in the intense Texas heat (108 Fahrenheit here today)

We had a good showing this week in spite of the late posting. Doug Spector Solved 9 of the 11, with several very close guesses on one other. The only one not solved by anyone was #2. Honorable mention

So far only one play. Jim Ertner has two correct guesses. I thought these would be easy, but maybe not. So I'll dumb it down for ya! Whee! Here are hints that make the puns really obvious 1. The pun i

As are brains are all on Pun overload from the Pun-Off, I will make this week’s Rogue easy, and in Punniest of Show format. The Title is your first clue. Remember, do not Reply All! Send your answers

Her original plan was to come back as a car, as in the old Jerry Van Dyke sitcom 'My Mother the Car', but someone told her "You can't be Alexis" billcrider

Forty Yards to the OutHouse by Willy Maykit, illustrated by Betty Dont billcrider

Mandarin Chicken $9.00 Peking Duck $12.00 General Tzao Beef $10.00 Getting home and realizing you left a container of food at the take-out.....riceless. billcrider