I don't want to curry favor with anyone, but do you realize in Indian politics the right Hindu does not know what the left Hindu is duing? I once saw a south american pack animal in India - he was a D

When they close a cemetery, they should put up a sign that says "Do Not Inter" Bill Crider [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

I went to our chicken coop and found that several days ago the water line to their waterer broke. There was a lot of old henny run-off. And a bit more subtle: I parked under a plum tree. Some of the f

I may be sari I asked this, but is it true there are mo slums in Pakistan than India? I Mata Hari guy in India, so I told him to shave. I couldn't drive or parallel park well on the left side of the r

Al Gore put on some weight, so he had his tailor enlarge and reinforce his clothes. How did he feel when they split open anyway? Bill Crider (This is a double-play on one word.)

Every time congress doesn't balance the budget, they raise the doubt limit. Richard Ledderer pointed out to me that "Harass Sarah" is a Palindrome. I can sleep easily now that the biggest terrorist ha

If it appears I just placed a lot of out of order posts, it is because the moderator finally released my account. Suddenly everything I posted previously came through. Please accept my apologies for t

cynthia@...> wrote: I am having a hard time following this thread. It has become quite a yarn. Maybe I am just a crochety old man, or a knit-wit. I hope weave exhausted the possibilit

FRIO Riddle #82 I now understand the theme of this riddle series, so this should be easier. The best way to avoid workplace violence is to be sure you don't blank blank blank blank. Bill Crider Send r

FRIO Riddle #82 I now understand the theme of this riddle series, so this should be easier. The best way to avoid workplace violence is to be sure you don't blank blank blank blank. Bill Crider Send r

FRIO Riddle #82 I now understand the theme of this riddle series, so this should be easier. The best way to avoid workplace violence is to be sure you don't blank blank blank blank. Bill Crider Send r

I found our hen was just feathers Today when I went out to feed her Our puppies are young Without teeth, only gums But I wonder "blank blank"? If you figure out this fowl wordplay, send your guesses t

Al Gore was putting on weight again, so he had his tailor expand and reinforce his clothes. But they split open anyway. He was really dis-gusset-ed. BillCrider ===== I was frustrated and mad about bei

You are in luck! the F riddle is not yet solved, so you can work on it this weekend. See the thread "FRIO #84" Bill [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]

> > I ordered a pizza and now > > My budget just won�t allow > > Some wine or a beer > > I spent my last lira, I fear, > > But never Italian you how > > Bill Crider > (sorry about the chicken tracks i

Bill also created several riddles of his own, also based on the text below, I believe. Here they are: 1. What can you use to assist worshippers in church? 2. How can you tell he was working hard with

OK, not a pun. A limerick. A true story here. My 16-year old son Jesse was helping me move some furniture today. We accidentally dropped a file cabinet on his hand, and he had to have 8 stitches. Whil

OK, not a pun. A limerick. A true story here. My 16-year old son Jesse was helping me move some furniture today. We accidentally dropped a file cabinet on his hand, and he had to have 8 stitches. Whil

Yesterday was National Trails Day so I thought I'd try to start up a thread that's loosely based on the dreaded PunSlingers topic from 2009 - "PATHWAYS." I went out hiking once and failed to bring alo

Police were able to connect a string of murders by the fact that the killer drew pictures on the throats of his victims. However, the judge ruled this was inadmisable, since it was only a neck doodle