Yes, Cyn, you won. Congratulations! Kirk sent the answers to all players. Jim

Upun my word, I just realized that if you reverse the syllables in Kegel, you get el keg ... which sounds like Spanish for "the keg." So cheers, Stan ... enjoy your birthday! Jim

Census takers in China seem to have significantly undercounted the population in the recent census and now many people are very upset. The entire project may need to be scrapped and the counting proce

Census takers in China seem to have significantly undercounted the population in the recent census and now many people are very upset. The entire project may need to be scrapped and the counting proce

What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missile. Jim =================

Ruminate on this: To err is human; to make cow puns, bovine. Jim ================

Or, as they say in the jungles of Africa, "Hippo Gnu Year." Jim ======================= I wonder how Kim Jong-un celebrated last night and if he plans on making any New Year's revolutions Doug Spector

We should form a champignon punsters group. Jim ============================= Is this thread never gonna end? Cremini Jisthmas! Cyn Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor = = = = = I actually don’t have mush infor

“I hate to cast aspersion,” said Tom snakily. Jim ================================ Q: When an individual throws Iranian donkeys as far as he can, what is he doing? A: He is casting ass Persians. Cyn C

A friend of mine in Connecticut just texted me that he was in the Groton library reading an op-ed piece in the Hartford Current. It’s about our beloved O.Henry Pun-Off and was entitled “No Word Left U

I hear he had a catering business in Boston, complete with knives and fawkes. Jim =====================

Didja hear where the “guy” went after he retired from trying to blow up the British Houses of Parliament? To the Old Fawkes Home. Jim ==================

Thanks for the help, Gary. Like the pig, I was STYmied. Jim =================================

After this long trail, I thought I “saw” everything, but I “wood” be wrong. Jim ==================== From: One Sagan one_sagan@... [puny] Sent: ‎Sunday‎, ‎July‎ ‎30‎, ‎2017 ‎8‎:‎49‎ ‎AM To: One

So manypoliticians these days remind me of Moses. Every time they open their mouth,the bulrushes. Jim ======================= Is it true the Spanish are tired of running bulls*** -- they now are cryin

Firstly, here’sthe final tally: Stan (6): unable to host Lars (4 ½): unable to host One Sagan (3) Nivi (3) Gary H (2) Charles (1) Even thoughNivi and One Sagan are tied, One Sagan got his three first.

There have beenno more guesses in over a day, and I’ll be AFK until mid-afternoon. Thus,unless some of you non-players decide to join in the fun, the followingstandings will most likely remain (with t

FearlessLeader has surfaced from his post-Pun-Off hangover, as Gary H bingo’d two andhas some partials. So we may soon have a new “leader.” There’s still time toplay, players! Jim=====================

We have a newleader, as One Sagan has bingo’d two more. Jim =========================== Lars has nowchimed in with 2 ½ bingos and partials on three others. So we have a newleader. Sadly, he can’t host

Lars has nowchimed in with 2 ½ bingos and partials on three others. So we have a newleader. Sadly, he can’t host next week either. So join in, everybody! Jim========================== Stan,who is in t