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Bogue Riddle #915 -- advance warning
Doug, Yes, if it Boggles your mind. Jim
Doug, Yes, if it Boggles your mind. Jim
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Rogue Riddle #915 -- advance warning
I intend to promulgate Rogue Riddle #915 tomorrow morning to give everyone a full weekend to “puzzle” over it. Stay tuned. Jim .
I intend to promulgate Rogue Riddle #915 tomorrow morning to give everyone a full weekend to “puzzle” over it. Stay tuned. Jim .
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James Ertner
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Ran-dumb Friday Foolishness (repaired)
Then there was the Mussorgsky opera about a Russian tsar, Boris, who was so good that it was called Boris Godunov. Jim ========================
Then there was the Mussorgsky opera about a Russian tsar, Boris, who was so good that it was called Boris Godunov. Jim ========================
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James Ertner
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Ran-dumb Friday Foolishness
I guess you’re just an operatunist, eh Joseph? Jim=========== I'm no Opera buff myself, but have been to one or two. I thought I'dmiss the one with the music Night, Bare, on a Mountain. It seemed like
I guess you’re just an operatunist, eh Joseph? Jim=========== I'm no Opera buff myself, but have been to one or two. I thought I'dmiss the one with the music Night, Bare, on a Mountain. It seemed like
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Ran-dumb Friday Foolishness
“Yes,” she replied. “But it will just go in one aria and out the other.” Jim ======================== The temperamental soprano was still in her dressing room when it was time for her to be onstage. T
“Yes,” she replied. “But it will just go in one aria and out the other.” Jim ======================== The temperamental soprano was still in her dressing room when it was time for her to be onstage. T
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Are we celebrating Shakespeare'?...Bard's Day
As the bard once said, “Owl’s well that ends well.” Jim============ A real ‘owler! Thanks, Jim! Aloha, Lars ======================
As the bard once said, “Owl’s well that ends well.” Jim============ A real ‘owler! Thanks, Jim! Aloha, Lars ======================
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Are we celebrating Shakespeare'?...Bard's Day
What does the 16th president of the U.S. (who shares a birthday with you, Lars!) have in common with an owl during the daytime? They’re both a-blinkin’. Jim ======================
What does the 16th president of the U.S. (who shares a birthday with you, Lars!) have in common with an owl during the daytime? They’re both a-blinkin’. Jim ======================
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James Ertner
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Is it a poplar? A maple? An oak? Nope--it's a birch!
I can cedar why the oak’s not on you today, Tiff. Jim ============== If her birthday’s a “birch” day then I As a leerless and upstanding guy Must help spread the word And quick get on board Don't lumb
I can cedar why the oak’s not on you today, Tiff. Jim ============== If her birthday’s a “birch” day then I As a leerless and upstanding guy Must help spread the word And quick get on board Don't lumb
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Rogue?
Yes, Cyn, you won. Congratulations! Kirk sent the answers to all players. Jim
Yes, Cyn, you won. Congratulations! Kirk sent the answers to all players. Jim
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James Ertner
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"STAN" UP AND SALUTE OUR BIRTHDAY BOY
Upun my word, I just realized that if you reverse the syllables in Kegel, you get el keg ... which sounds like Spanish for "the keg." So cheers, Stan ... enjoy your birthday! Jim
Upun my word, I just realized that if you reverse the syllables in Kegel, you get el keg ... which sounds like Spanish for "the keg." So cheers, Stan ... enjoy your birthday! Jim
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Does this not count?
Census takers in China seem to have significantly undercounted the population in the recent census and now many people are very upset. The entire project may need to be scrapped and the counting proce
Census takers in China seem to have significantly undercounted the population in the recent census and now many people are very upset. The entire project may need to be scrapped and the counting proce
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Does this not count?
Census takers in China seem to have significantly undercounted the population in the recent census and now many people are very upset. The entire project may need to be scrapped and the counting proce
Census takers in China seem to have significantly undercounted the population in the recent census and now many people are very upset. The entire project may need to be scrapped and the counting proce
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where the deer and the antelope...
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missile. Jim =================
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missile. Jim =================
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where the deer and the antelope...
Ruminate on this: To err is human; to make cow puns, bovine. Jim ================
Ruminate on this: To err is human; to make cow puns, bovine. Jim ================
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Happy Gnu Year
Or, as they say in the jungles of Africa, "Hippo Gnu Year." Jim ======================= I wonder how Kim Jong-un celebrated last night and if he plans on making any New Year's revolutions Doug Spector
Or, as they say in the jungles of Africa, "Hippo Gnu Year." Jim ======================= I wonder how Kim Jong-un celebrated last night and if he plans on making any New Year's revolutions Doug Spector
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I'm a fun guy
We should form a champignon punsters group. Jim ============================= Is this thread never gonna end? Cremini Jisthmas! Cyn Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor = = = = = I actually don’t have mush infor
We should form a champignon punsters group. Jim ============================= Is this thread never gonna end? Cremini Jisthmas! Cyn Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor = = = = = I actually don’t have mush infor
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Wednesday's whoop-de-do
“I hate to cast aspersion,” said Tom snakily. Jim ================================ Q: When an individual throws Iranian donkeys as far as he can, what is he doing? A: He is casting ass Persians. Cyn C
“I hate to cast aspersion,” said Tom snakily. Jim ================================ Q: When an individual throws Iranian donkeys as far as he can, what is he doing? A: He is casting ass Persians. Cyn C
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No Word Left Unturned: My Life in Puns
A friend of mine in Connecticut just texted me that he was in the Groton library reading an op-ed piece in the Hartford Current. It’s about our beloved O.Henry Pun-Off and was entitled “No Word Left U
A friend of mine in Connecticut just texted me that he was in the Groton library reading an op-ed piece in the Hartford Current. It’s about our beloved O.Henry Pun-Off and was entitled “No Word Left U
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Who's that guy?
I hear he had a catering business in Boston, complete with knives and fawkes. Jim =====================
I hear he had a catering business in Boston, complete with knives and fawkes. Jim =====================
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James Ertner
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Who's that guy?
Didja hear where the “guy” went after he retired from trying to blow up the British Houses of Parliament? To the Old Fawkes Home. Jim ==================
Didja hear where the “guy” went after he retired from trying to blow up the British Houses of Parliament? To the Old Fawkes Home. Jim ==================
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