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Re: HAVE A TIFF-RIFFIC BIRTHDAY
Steve Wilson
BIRTHDAY HAPPY DANCE - MAY YOU LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO AND MAY YOU WANT TO AS LONG AS YOU LIVE! May your birthday be a happy moving experience! I only hope I live to be as old as some of your jokes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjQFYc_vkN8
JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive. Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc. Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn, US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233 Mobile: 614-296-4882
From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of Cynthia MacGregor
Sent: Saturday, February 08, 2020 8:09 AM To: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io> Subject: [puny] HAVE A TIFF-RIFFIC BIRTHDAY
And many, many, many more!
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor
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Re: a STANding birthday ovation
Joseph Harris
Late cheers from me too [catching up after long computer glich] Joseph
On 27/01/2020 01:25, Marilyn Van
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HAVE A TIFF-RIFFIC BIRTHDAY
Cynthia MacGregor
And many, many, many more!
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
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Rogue Riddle "10-10 on the side"....Surprise Launch
Launching this Rogue early as you will soon see is irrelevant...read on...
The number of this Rogue Riddle "1010" immediately brought me back to the 70's, the pre-cell phone age when CB Radios were King. For those who may not know much about CB's, they were the voice communication tool of truckers like hi-tech walkie-talkies. Then a little later, they caught-on with us "Roller Skaters" (average car drivers).
As CB users surged, so did their desire to keep their messages secret mainly in an attempt to avoid speeding tickets and stay one step ahead of "County Mounties" (highway patrol).
Thus evolved the quirky coded and often comical language of CB'ers. And in order to understand what was spoken over the highway airwaves, a car driver who wanted to "join-in" needed to at least learn the basics before any trucker would welcome him/her into their caravan.
Some of the more popular secret numbered codes were: "10-10" which meant "Transmission Completed and Standing By","10-4" meant "Ok, Message Received","10-20" meant "My Location is or What's your Location?" and finally, my favorite, "10-100" meaning "Need to go to Bathroom"
Below, you will see a chart of the most common worded codes along with their meanings.
For this contest, either choose one of the listed CB codes provided below and give it a new clever,witty,funny and/or punny definition OR just invent a brand new code along with its definition.
Whoever creates the overall best code & corresponding definition will be deemed the winner and have the honor of hosting Rogue 10-11 ("Talking too Rapidly"). I will judge and choose which is best and the winner will be announced Tuesday morning. Send your new CB Terminology with Translation to: doug10101@...
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Re: RogueRiddle 1009
Cynthia MacGregor
Rogue Riddle 1009 (new style)
Shamelessly stealing an idea from an old NEW YORK Magazine Competition of many decades ago, I invite you to compose a brief thank-you note for a gift you were less than thrilled to receive. (Doesn’t have to be a gift you REALLY ever received!)
Be clever. Be creative. Be funny. Be the best of the lot and you win the honor of posting Rogue Riddle 1010 next week.
Contest closes pre-dawn Tuesday. Winner need not be present to win. No substitutions of prizes. Subject to your state’s governing laws. Taxes are the responsibility of winner. All sales final.
I had only two players, one of whom (Alex) was unable to host but the other of whom (Doug) submitted a real winner of an entry and unquestionably deserves to host Rogue Riddle 1010.
Their entries:
Alex: Thanks for the trifle.
Doug: Dear Dave,
I wanted to thank you for coming to the veterinarian with me last week to help say goodbye and 'put-down' the love of my life, my 16 year old Dachshund,"Peanuts" He was my best friend, member of the family and basically,my everything! I suppose as we were leaving when I was crying my heart-out and said "that sweet dog can never be replaced" and "I would never ever consider another" is what prompted you to begin your quest.
Then just 2 days later,you surely shocked me with another Dachshund that you found at the Rescue Center. How ingenious and witty of you to name her "Peanuts"...it certainly brought tears to my eyes!
Also, how smart and practical of you to suggest that the new stray could use the same food & water bowls,custom-made bed and favorite toys of my sweet adorable Peanuts who I miss like hell!
And what perfect timing! In an effort to rid the house of all his beloved personal items that were only serving as haunting reminders of my love, I had boxed them all up...almost ready to donate.
Oh,the papers that came with the discarded animal claim her to be 9 years old and was suffering from signs of dehydration and malnourishment as the creature was discovered in an abandoned house. Obviously you were unaware of this underlying problem when you proudly remarked, "look how much thinner she is than Peanuts #1 was"
Your surprise will only need 2 more rounds of shots and some special medications which I'll pick-up...but all is good, they say the orphan should make a full recovery within 4 weeks. The vet wants to see the poor little bitch (lol) bi-weekly until 100% better.
BTW, She already reminds me of my Peanuts...the time he had the flu.
Thanks again for your thoughtful and heartfelt gift but really, you shouldn't have.
Your friend, Samantha
P.S. How's your cat doing after that accident?
Take it away, Doug!
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
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#RogueRiddle 1009
#RogueRiddle
Cynthia MacGregor
I deliberately sent this out a day early yesterday so there’d be plenty of participation—and nary a single response has come in. Where is everyone? Trying again…..
Rogue Riddle 1009 (new style)
Shamelessly stealing an idea from an old NEW YORK Magazine Competition of many decades ago, I invite you to compose a brief thank-you note for a gift you were less than thrilled to receive. (Doesn’t have to be a gift you REALLY ever received!)
Be clever. Be creative. Be funny. Be the best of the lot and you win the honor of posting Rogue Riddle 1010 next week.
Contest closes pre-dawn Tuesday. Winner need not be present to win. No substitutions of prizes. Subject to your state’s governing laws. Taxes are the responsibility of winner. All sales final.
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
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Rogue Riddle 1009
Cynthia MacGregor
Rogue Riddle 1009 (new style)
Shamelessly stealing an idea from an old NEW YORK Magazine Competition of many decades ago, I invite you to compose a brief thank-you note for a gift you were less than thrilled to receive. (Doesn’t have to be a gift you REALLY ever received!)
Be clever. Be creative. Be funny. Be the best of the lot and you win the honor of posting Rogue Riddle 1010 next week.
Contest closes pre-dawn Tuesday. Winner need not be present to win. No substitutions of prizes. Subject to your state’s governing laws. Taxes are the responsibility of winner. All sales final.
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
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Rogue warning
Cynthia MacGregor
Since I know there is a big football game on some time tomorrow, and I imagine some of you will be watching it, I will post the Rogue TODAY – in just a short while.
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
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#ROGUERIDDLE 1008 (Bingo & Reveal)
#RogueRiddle
gary hallock
Once again I’ve been remiss in failing to offer any updates or bingo notices all week. As is often the case with my limerick-based riddles, this one actually fell fast to Cynthia MacGregor who is always keen for a quick kill. Other players in the game were Jim Ertner, Bill Crider, Erika Ettin and Francis McGrath.
Cynthia will be hosting/posting RR #1009 sometime this weekend. My required answers have been added to the verses below. Thank you for playing, Gary Hallock $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ ROGUE RIDDLE #1008 - Launched on January 26, 2020 at 10:10am central $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ Below you will find a series of 4 limerick verses. Each features one BLANK which represents a single missing word. In most cases this word will be a pun. Three of these 4 words end in “S.” Although I have not noted it, in two cases that “S” will be the possessive or contractile “apostrophe S.” The 5th limerick verse is the “real riddle question” which features 4 BLANK spaces. To fill those blanks, you will need to rearrange the 4 previous BLANK words which logically complete the sentence in that final line. First player who submits the correct words arranged in the proper order wins the honor of hosting next week’s Rogue Riddle. 1. Rene Descartes sunbathed a lot Some lotion, he went out and bought “Sun could turn me red,” The philosopher said, “I BLANK, so therefore I am not” #### ZINC 2. Victoria’s Secret is out But sex is not what it’s about Their business is flagging Their bottom line’s sagging And pink BLANK are coming no doubt #### SLIPS 3. Yankee Gehrig long since paid his dues Fought disease, which for most is not news ALS struck him out And there was little doubt There were none who could then fill BLANK shoes #### LOU’S 4. Our punning contest is renown Bringing great groans and laughter. No frown Shows on anyone’s face At O.Henry’s old place While our champion BLANK going down #### SHIP’S #### The REAL RIDDLE question #### 5. In the “big war” this slogan we knew Kept some secrets safe. Was this true? When you’re in the same boat This could keep yours afloat BLANK BLANK still BLANK BLANK. Yes they do! #### LOU’S SLIPS ZINC SHIP’S #### LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$$ -- Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
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Re: a STANding birthday ovation
Marilyn Van Driesen
Joining in with the cheers, Stan! Marilyn
On Saturday, January 25, 2020, 09:01:08 AM CST, James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote:
Stan, like the farmer, you’re outstanding in your field. Hippo birdie to ewe, deer Stan! Jim =============== …for an outSTANding member of the PUNY family who’s a real STANd-up guy for withSTANding many years of puns.
Let’s put our hands together and clap vigorously. It’s called the Kegel exercise
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
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Re: #ROGUERIDDLE 1008 (re-send)
#RogueRiddle
Cynthia MacGregor
It showed up the first time, and I think I already solved it
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
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From: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io> on behalf of Gary Hallock <gary@...>
GH
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From: Gary <gary@...> ROGUE RIDDLE #1008 - Launched on January 26, 2020 at 10:10am central
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#ROGUERIDDLE 1008 (re-send)
#RogueRiddle
gary hallock
RE-sending because I didn’t see it show up yet. GH ============ Begin forwarded message: From: Gary <gary@...> Date: January 26, 2020 at 10:10:42 AM CST To: puny@groups.io Subject: #ROGUERIDDLE 1008 ROGUE RIDDLE #1008 - Launched on January 26, 2020 at 10:10am central $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ Submit all guesses, gasps, groans and gripes directly to <gary@...> $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ Below you will find a series of 4 limerick verses. Each features one BLANK which represents a single missing word. In most cases this word will be a pun. Three of these 4 words end in “S.” Although I have not noted it, in two cases that “S” will be the possessive “apostrophe S.” The 5th limerick verse is the “real riddle question” which features 4 BLANK spaces. To fill those blanks, you will need to rearrange the 4 previous BLANK words which logically complete the sentence in that final line. First player who submits the correct words arranged in the proper order wins the honor of hosting next week’s Rogue Riddle. 1. Rene Descartes sunbathed a lot Some lotion, he went out and bought “Sun could turn me red,” The philosopher said, “I BLANK, so therefore I am not” 2. Victoria’s Secret is out But sex is not what it’s about Their business is flagging Their bottom line’s sagging And pink BLANK are coming no doubt 3. Yankee Gehrig long since paid his dues Fought disease, which for most is not news ALS struck him out And there was little doubt There were none who could then fill BLANK shoes 4. Our punning contest is renown Bringing great groans and laughter. No frown Shows on anyone’s face At O.Henry’s old place While our champion BLANK going down #### The REAL RIDDLE question #### 5. In the “big war” this slogan we knew Kept some secrets safe. Was this true? When you’re in the same boat This could keep yours afloat BLANK BLANK still BLANK BLANK. Yes they do! $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ Submit all guesses, gasps, groans and gripes directly to <gary@...> $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ -- Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
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#ROGUERIDDLE 1008
#RogueRiddle
gary hallock
ROGUE RIDDLE #1008 - Launched on January 26, 2020 at 10:10am central
$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ Submit all guesses, gasps, groans and gripes directly to <gary@hallock.net> $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ Below you will find a series of 4 limerick verses. Each features one BLANK which represents a single missing word. In most cases this word will be a pun. Three of these 4 words end in “S.” Although I have not noted it, in two cases that “S” will be the possessive “apostrophe S.” The 5th limerick verse is the “real riddle question” which features 4 BLANK spaces. To fill those blanks, you will need to rearrange the 4 previous BLANK words which logically complete the sentence in that final line. First player who submits the correct words arranged in the proper order wins the honor of hosting next week’s Rogue Riddle. 1. Rene Descartes sunbathed a lot Some lotion, he went out and bought “Sun could turn me red,” The philosopher said, “I BLANK, so therefore I am not” 2. Victoria’s Secret is out But sex is not what it’s about Their business is flagging Their bottom line’s sagging And pink BLANK are coming no doubt 3. Yankee Gehrig long since paid his dues Fought disease, which for most is not news ALS struck him out And there was little doubt There were none who could then fill BLANK shoes 4. Our punning contest is renown Bringing great groans and laughter. No frown Shows on anyone’s face At O.Henry’s old place While our champion BLANK going down #### The REAL RIDDLE question #### 5. In the “big war” this slogan we knew Kept some secrets safe. Was this true? When you’re in the same boat This could keep yours afloat BLANK BLANK still BLANK BLANK. Yes they do! $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ Submit all guesses, gasps, groans and gripes directly to <gary@hallock.net> $&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$&$ -- Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
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Re: ROGUE 1008 (One hour warning)
Cynthia MacGregor
O I C. U R devious
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
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From: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io> on behalf of Gary Hallock <gary@...>
Phonetically “one oh oh eight” roughly mimics “wanna wait.” It would have made a better pun if the number was 108 or 128 but those ships have sailed.
GH
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Re: ROGUE 1008 (One hour warning)
gary hallock
Phonetically “one oh oh eight” roughly mimics “wanna wait.” It would have made a better pun if the number was 108 or 128 but those ships have sailed.
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Re: ROGUE 1008 (One hour warning)
Cynthia MacGregor
ten-ate? One thousand ate? ten-oh-ate? one-oh-oh-ate?
Baffled by your code
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com
Pass a smile along
From: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io> on behalf of Gary Hallock <gary@...>
Knowing that some of you do not 1008 until the afternoon, I have decided to launch my rogue in the morning this week.
Expect my limerick-based Rogue to appear in your mailbox within the next hour.
Target time for launch is 10am central.
Gary Hallock
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ROGUE 1008 (One hour warning)
gary hallock
Knowing that some of you do not 1008 until the afternoon, I have decided to launch my rogue in the morning this week.
Expect my limerick-based Rogue to appear in your mailbox within the next hour. Target time for launch is 10am central. Gary Hallock -- Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
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Re: a STANding birthday ovation
One Sagan
Happy Birthday Stan! Here I am One Sagan
On Saturday, January 25, 2020, 07:38:55 PM UTC, gary hallock <gary@...> wrote:
For his birthday awashed to send a clever little emoji of a five-finger greeting to Mr. Kegel. I attempted to deliver it as a text message but the alert tone failed to sound. Thus my “Stand ding wave” took him very much by surf rise. Yes, I underSTAN this is a somewater ridiculous tidal I’ve attached to this gag. Do you think it’s too tsunami to be making puns about flooding or are perhaps they already too inundated? Gary Hallock ============= On Jan 25, 2020, at 9:48 AM, Steve Wilson <steve@...> wrote:
"MAY YOU WANT TO AS LONG AS YOU LIVE, AND MAY YOU LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO!" May your birthday be a happy moving experience! I only hope I live to be as old as some of your jokes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjQFYc_vkN8
JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive. Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc. Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn, US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233 Mobile: 614-296-4882
From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of James Ertner
Stan, like the farmer, you’re outstanding in your field. Hippo birdie to ewe, deer Stan! Jim =============== …for an outSTANding member of the PUNY family who’s a real STANd-up guy for withSTANding many years of puns.
Let’s put our hands together and clap vigorously. It’s called the Kegel exercise
Make it a splendiferous day!
Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance writer/editor
Pass a smile along -- Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
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Re: a STANding birthday ovation
gary hallock
For his birthday awashed to send a clever little emoji of a five-finger greeting to Mr. Kegel. I attempted to deliver it as a text message but the alert tone failed to sound. Thus my “Stand ding wave” took him very much by surf rise. Yes, I underSTAN this is a somewater ridiculous tidal I’ve attached to this gag. Do you think it’s too tsunami to be making puns about flooding or are perhaps they already too inundated?
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Gary Hallock =============
On Jan 25, 2020, at 9:48 AM, Steve Wilson <steve@...> wrote:
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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
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