Didja hear about the tailor who never missed a Chicago pro basketball game in 20 years? Yep, he loved thimbles! Doug S. ====================== If you suddenly get a bad pain in the side in

If you suddenly get a bad pain in the side in bed, is that a blanketstitch? Joseph ==== She might have to a dress her issues. I’m pinning my hopes on her. Janet M

She might have to a dress her issues. I’m pinning my hopes on her. Janet M

I always enjoy following a good sewing thread. Janet M

Sew, white does she want help with? No, that’s not a veiled comment. Janet M The Aussie in California

If these are irritating, just remember...it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on. Janet M The Aussie in California

She can't make tailor heads of the whole thing Cyn (g'night, y'all) = = = = Sounds like she seamstress'd to me Doug S. ==================== Tell your friend not to give up...never

Sounds like she seamstress'd to me Doug S. ==================== Tell your friend not to give up...never quilt. Doug Spector ============== Sounds like she needs a few good pointers. Ray

Sounds like she seamsstress'd to me Doug S. ==================== Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

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Tell your friend not to give up...never quilt. Doug Spector ================ My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help. Cyn Make it a

My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help. Cyn Make it a splendiferous day! Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor Freelance

My British friend said, “that seems a bit loo-ny to me ...” CG

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Q: What do you call a group of soldiers armed only with baseball equipment? A: A bat-talion Cyn = = = = = Q: What floats in the ocean but only at night? A: A bat buoy. Jim ==============

If he has dire rear, maybe he ate too much Poop On mustard Cyn = = = = = I’m guano try to remember that. After all, Robin is Batman’s #2 man! Gary Hallock ============ Q: Where does

I’m guano try to remember that. After all, Robin is Batman’s #2 man! Gary Hallock ============ Q: Where does Robin go when he has to "go"? A: To the bat-room Cynthia MacGregor ============