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Re: What’s cooking today?
Fred wanted to open a surf ‘n’ turf restaurant with all his life’s savings, but his wife nixed the plan. There was too much at steak. This led to a big beef between them, and Fred, unable to put
Fred wanted to open a surf ‘n’ turf restaurant with all his life’s savings, but his wife nixed the plan. There was too much at steak. This led to a big beef between them, and Fred, unable to put
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Re: What’s cooking today?
It's never a good idea to go into the restaurant business with relatives because whenever anyone disagrees,even little arguments can quickly turn into big family foods
Doug Spector
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If you
It's never a good idea to go into the restaurant business with relatives because whenever anyone disagrees,even little arguments can quickly turn into big family foods
Doug Spector
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If you
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doug
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Re: What’s cooking today?
If you want to be known as an excellent chef, determination and grit’ll help you
Cyn
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When new chefs don't make the cut and are fired quickly, are they just a flash in the pan?
If you want to be known as an excellent chef, determination and grit’ll help you
Cyn
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When new chefs don't make the cut and are fired quickly, are they just a flash in the pan?
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Cynthia MacGregor
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#61619
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Re: What’s cooking today?
When new chefs don't make the cut and are fired quickly, are they just a flash in the pan?
If a chef loses his life by getting too close to the vent exhaust blades, does he become a splash in the
When new chefs don't make the cut and are fired quickly, are they just a flash in the pan?
If a chef loses his life by getting too close to the vent exhaust blades, does he become a splash in the
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doug
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#61618
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Re: What’s cooking today?
Mabel wanted big tips, but her customers were all fish ‘n’ chipskates
Cyn
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(Here’s a tip) If she wants to meat more men, she should ask the restaurant to bus boys in.
Gary
Mabel wanted big tips, but her customers were all fish ‘n’ chipskates
Cyn
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(Here’s a tip) If she wants to meat more men, she should ask the restaurant to bus boys in.
Gary
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Cynthia MacGregor
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#61617
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Re: What’s cooking today?
(Here’s a tip) If she wants to meat more men, she should ask the restaurant to bus boys in.
Gary Hallock
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Some women go into waitressing in hopes of snagging a husband from among the
(Here’s a tip) If she wants to meat more men, she should ask the restaurant to bus boys in.
Gary Hallock
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Some women go into waitressing in hopes of snagging a husband from among the
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gary hallock
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#61616
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Re: What’s cooking today?
Some women go into waitressing in hopes of snagging a husband from among the establishment’s patrons, but they often find these aren’t the kind of menu want to meet.
Cyn
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As a
Some women go into waitressing in hopes of snagging a husband from among the establishment’s patrons, but they often find these aren’t the kind of menu want to meet.
Cyn
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As a
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Cynthia MacGregor
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#61615
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What’s cooking today?
As a kid, young Johnny Cash worked in a restaurant. He eventually got promoted and became the boy named sous chef.
Pan frying meat is a skillet you might want to learn, but don’t try to make a
As a kid, young Johnny Cash worked in a restaurant. He eventually got promoted and became the boy named sous chef.
Pan frying meat is a skillet you might want to learn, but don’t try to make a
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gary hallock
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Re: Art you Glad?
I have a wordplay friend who would enjoy making art puns. I told my pun palate he was missing out on this colorful thread and it made him cyan sigh again.
Rather than making art puns that are oil
I have a wordplay friend who would enjoy making art puns. I told my pun palate he was missing out on this colorful thread and it made him cyan sigh again.
Rather than making art puns that are oil
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gary hallock
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Re: Art you Glad?
Perhaps you might like to frame that remark a bit differently. No sense in going on a gilt trip here. A life of easel would do anyone some good. At least I gesso.
Perhaps you might like to frame that remark a bit differently. No sense in going on a gilt trip here. A life of easel would do anyone some good. At least I gesso.
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Lars Hanson
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Re: Art you Glad?
I'd like to think that oils well that pens well, but I'd have to canvas the group.
GR
I'd like to think that oils well that pens well, but I'd have to canvas the group.
GR
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portagecreek
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Re: Art you Glad?
Well, goodbye to old Paint.
Here I am One Sagan
Well, goodbye to old Paint.
Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
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Art you Glad?
I know an artist who loves to sketch soldiers standing tall in formation. Yep, she likes to draw attention!
The art teacher told her student....."I like how you chose blue azure background
I know an artist who loves to sketch soldiers standing tall in formation. Yep, she likes to draw attention!
The art teacher told her student....."I like how you chose blue azure background
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#RogueRiddle 1006 winner
#RogueRiddle
Lars clinched it with this mildly adulterated entry:
DICTIONARY — The Lysistrata solution to war
He has asked me not to print his many, many other entries, so I won’t.
The other entries
Lars clinched it with this mildly adulterated entry:
DICTIONARY — The Lysistrata solution to war
He has asked me not to print his many, many other entries, so I won’t.
The other entries
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Cynthia MacGregor
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#61608
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#RogueRiddle 1006
#RogueRiddle
ROGUE RIDDLE 1006
Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:
Cynthia@...
We have 3 players so far—looking for more—game ends tomw morning—send your submissions in TODAY
Here,
ROGUE RIDDLE 1006
Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:
Cynthia@...
We have 3 players so far—looking for more—game ends tomw morning—send your submissions in TODAY
Here,
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Cynthia MacGregor
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#61607
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The cat's meow
This morning I found my cat was unusually unresponsive. The vet said to purrchase a catatonic to aid recovery from this stupurr.
GR
This morning I found my cat was unusually unresponsive. The vet said to purrchase a catatonic to aid recovery from this stupurr.
GR
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#RogueRiddle 1006
#RogueRiddle
ROGUE RIDDLE 1006
Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:
Cynthia@...
Here, now, the Riddle:
Coming to Terms
In which you are asked to take a “straight” (that is, unpunned)
ROGUE RIDDLE 1006
Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:
Cynthia@...
Here, now, the Riddle:
Coming to Terms
In which you are asked to take a “straight” (that is, unpunned)
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Cynthia MacGregor
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#61605
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#ROGUERIDDLE number 1005 (bingo & reveal)
#RogueRiddle
As there had been zero responses inspired by my Monday clue set, I was forced to presume that all players were comfortable with Cynthia claiming this riddle by the thinest of margins.
I probably
As there had been zero responses inspired by my Monday clue set, I was forced to presume that all players were comfortable with Cynthia claiming this riddle by the thinest of margins.
I probably
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gary hallock
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#61604
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#ROGUERIDDLE number 1005 (update & hints)
#RogueRiddle
Good morning PUNY. We have only four players at work on this set and it’s still far-from-settled. Player standings this morning are as follows.
Cynthia - 5 kills
Kirk - 4 and two half kills
Lars -
Good morning PUNY. We have only four players at work on this set and it’s still far-from-settled. Player standings this morning are as follows.
Cynthia - 5 kills
Kirk - 4 and two half kills
Lars -
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gary hallock
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#ROGUERIDDLE number 1005
#RogueRiddle
ROGUE RIDDLE #1005 - BUNS INTENDED - (A baker’s dozen) - Launched Sunday, January 5, 2020 @ 11am central
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If your computer
ROGUE RIDDLE #1005 - BUNS INTENDED - (A baker’s dozen) - Launched Sunday, January 5, 2020 @ 11am central
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If your computer
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gary hallock
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