"MAY YOU WANT TO AS LONG AS YOU LIVE, AND MAY YOU LIVE AS LONG AS YOU WANT TO!" May your birthday be a happy moving experience! I only hope I live to be as old as some of your jokes!

Happy birthday, Stan! May you enjoy the day and many more years to come! Aloha, Lars ======================  …for an outSTANding member of the PUNY family who’s a real STANd-up

Stan, like the farmer, you’re outstanding in your field. Hippo birdie to ewe, deer Stan! Jim =============== …for an outSTANding member of the PUNY family who’s a real STANd-up guy for

…for an outSTANding member of the PUNY family who’s a real STANd-up guy for withSTANding many years of puns. Let’s put our hands together and clap vigorously. It’s called the Kegel

All, Well, no further activity and so the status remains the same. Gary Hallock is this week’s winner, and will host Rogue Riddle #1008 this weekend. The final standings are as follows:

All, Still no activity and thus no changes. Has everyone gone to sleep? The current standings remain as follows: Gary H. (45%) – 9 kills (3, 6, 8, 9, 12, 14, 18, 19, 20) Gary R.

All, Still no activity and thus no changes. Has everyone gone to sleep? The current standings remain as follows: Gary H. (45%) – 9 kills (3, 6, 8, 9, 12, 14, 18, 19, 20) Gary R.

How many countries enter those races...do they keep track? Doug Norway did they Finnish that fast! Denmark my word: the pot must have been Swedened. Jim ============= The rest of the field was

Norway did they Finnish that fast! Denmark my word: the pot must have been Swedened. Jim ============= The rest of the field was Polished off but there were two notable fellows from France who

The rest of the field was Polished off but there were two notable fellows from France who brought up the rear. ~ Nice guys finish last! Gary Hallock =========== Yes, but during the race they were

All, Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day to all of you! No activity and thus no changes today. The current standings remain as follows: Gary H. (45%) – 9 kills (3, 6, 8, 9, 12, 14,

Yes, but during the race they were Russian. Lars ====================== They may have been from different countries but it seems to me they all ended up the same nationality. ~

They may have been from different countries but it seems to me they all ended up the same nationality. ~ Finnish. Gary Hallock ============== Though the Olympic runners who won the Gold, Silver and

Though the Olympic runners who won the Gold, Silver and Bronze in the 100-meter dash were from different countries, they soon became fast friends! Doug Spector -- Doug Spector

All, Overnight Gary H. has slipped into first place, nudging Gary R. into second place. The two leaders are followed closely by Chris and Kirk with six kills each. The current standings are

All, Our Fearless Leader now has joined the fray, sliding into second place behind Gary R.. The two leaders are followed closely by Chris and Kirk with six kills each. The current standings

All, This week’s Rogue Riddle is off to a flying start. First out of the blocks was Chris Gross with six kills, followed closely by Kirk Miller with six and then Gary Reeves with seven and

All, Without further ado, here is this week's Rogue Riddle. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Rogue Riddle 1007 Fancy of Flights The cold weather finally is here, so

All, Well, it’s been a bit of a struggle getting this one to take off in time, but aisle window. So prepare to fasten your seatbelts, have your tray tables up and locked, and your seat backs

This is the problem exactly — big family foods! In American restaurants they serve too much food. Most of it goes to waist, of course, of course, of course. I guess that’s just desserts.