But the Vampire thief was finally caught in a stakeout "Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic it has to be us." - Jerry Garcia

Did you hear of the vampire thief who was always on the run. He never got clot. GR ======================= The Grim Reaper of Vampires has sickle cell anemia. Here I am One Sagan

The Grim Reaper of Vampires has sickle cell anemia. Here I am One Sagan

Those three guys tried to hit on a female vampire by offerig to buy her a drink. She turned them down saying - Thanks, but you aren't my type. GR Three vampires walk into a bar. Two of them order a

Three vampires walk into a bar. Two of them order a pint of blood each and the third one orders a pint of plasma. The bartender says, "So, that will be 2 bloods and a blood light?" Here I am One Sagan

If they did a redo on the earlier Daracula would it be revamped? There is some evidence that Groucho had been bitten by a vampire.. His shirts in the laundry had Marks on the necks.

There is some evidence that Groucho had been bitten by a vampire.. His shirts in the laundry had Marks on the necks. GR ============================ A vampire's favorite facial tissue is

A vampire's favorite facial tissue is Kleen-necks. Jim =============================: Virus-free. www.avg.com

Those vampires actually get carefully groomed for the gathering, but they also stand at the same time their barber calls "necks". GR ======================================= Turns out that

We now have six players, as Lars has joined the fray. Jim ======================= We now have five players, as Chris has joined the fray. Jim ======================= From: James Ertner Sent:

Turns out that vampires from around the world gather at midnight, stand at attention, and swear allegiance to the Draculation of Vein Dependence. Jim ================== Turns out that one of his

We now have five players, as Chris has joined the fray. Jim ======================= From: James Ertner Sent: ‎Saturday‎, ‎December‎ ‎18‎, ‎2021 ‎5‎:‎05‎ ‎PM To:

Turns out that one of his parents sisters won. Apparently she was a count aunt. Rumors are that she went down for the count, but it was Drac that was counted out. GR

An election is a chance for the candidates to duke it out. But, it would be early to declare Dracula the winner. However, baron a more serious candidate with more werewolfal I think Dracula's election

We have four players so far (the two Garys, Doug, and Alex. Are there any more out there? Hint: My answers (not that they're the only ones) all deal with animals. Jim

That reminds me of the vampire’s arithmetic homework assignment: it was a blood count. Jim ================ If Dracula were elected to office- should we demand another count ? GR

Thisweek’s Rogue consists of nine daffynitions. There are no correct answers(except for mine, ha ha!), as I will subjectively determine the punniest onesand announce the winner by noon on Tuesday.

Whydo we always send out a “warning” for a Rogue Riddle? It makes it sound like animpending life-threatening disaster! Inany case, I hope this week’s Rogue won’t be a disaster. It should

If Dracula were elected to office-   should we demand another count ?   GR

Five full days of ongoing non-guessing should be enough for me to clue me in that this riddle has run its course. Congrats to Jim Ertner, Gary Reeves, Chris Gross, Bill Crider and Dave Perry. All 5 of