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O. Henry vs. O'Henry
Re-sending with a subject line! š
Re-sending with a subject line! š
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James Ertner
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#63035
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The Wonderful World of Pun Competitions
Not the Wall Street Journal, perhaps, but working to get the word out...
Not the Wall Street Journal, perhaps, but working to get the word out...
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gregg siegel
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#63031
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Re: "I Entered a Pun Competition. My Jokes Were Written by a Robot."
The one weird quote of me got cut from the print version. š
The one weird quote of me got cut from the print version. š
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Erika Ettin
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#63030
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"I Entered a Pun Competition. My Jokes Were Written by a Robot."
This was in today's Wall Street Journal. We need to get this kind of publicity!
Jim Ertner
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I Entered a Pun Competition. My Jokes Were Written by a Robot.
New artificial
This was in today's Wall Street Journal. We need to get this kind of publicity!
Jim Ertner
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I Entered a Pun Competition. My Jokes Were Written by a Robot.
New artificial
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By
James Ertner
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#63029
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a sea bass in a tuxedo
Youwant to make a lot of money quickly? Sell pictures of a sea bass in atuxedo.
Itāslike shooting fish in apparel.
Here I am One Sagan
Youwant to make a lot of money quickly? Sell pictures of a sea bass in atuxedo.
Itāslike shooting fish in apparel.
Here I am One Sagan
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One Sagan
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#63028
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Re: Not a pun but fun
One of my own creations: ROFāRetired Old Fart
Bert Piboin
[puny] Not a pun but fun
ATD - At the Doctor'sBFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FWDII -
One of my own creations: ROFāRetired Old Fart
Bert Piboin
[puny] Not a pun but fun
ATD - At the Doctor'sBFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FWDII -
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Bertrand Piboin
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#63026
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Not a pun but fun
Texting for the over 70 crowd
ATD- At the Doctor'sBFF- Best Friends Funeral
BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW- Forgot Where I Was
FWDII- Forgot What Day It Is
LMTT- Lost My Train of Thought
OFD- Old
Texting for the over 70 crowd
ATD- At the Doctor'sBFF- Best Friends Funeral
BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
FWIW- Forgot Where I Was
FWDII- Forgot What Day It Is
LMTT- Lost My Train of Thought
OFD- Old
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One Sagan
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#63025
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Re: Anyone ready for some pun fun?
An outdoor symphony was supposed to be held at a baseball stadium venue. However, both of the four stringed guitar players showed up super drunk.
So, the concert was cancelled because all the basses
An outdoor symphony was supposed to be held at a baseball stadium venue. However, both of the four stringed guitar players showed up super drunk.
So, the concert was cancelled because all the basses
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doug
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#63024
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Re: Anyone ready for some pun fun?
If I ever open a restaurant, it will be based on Arthur Canon Doyle. I'll call it "I Sure Like Holmes' Cooking." The motto will be "There's no plate like Holmes'". The wait staff will ask patrons
If I ever open a restaurant, it will be based on Arthur Canon Doyle. I'll call it "I Sure Like Holmes' Cooking." The motto will be "There's no plate like Holmes'". The wait staff will ask patrons
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bill crider
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#63023
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Re: Anyone ready for some pun fun?
While writing out a speeding ticket the cop began to weep. "Why are you crying?" I asked him.
He responded, "It's a moving violation."
Here I am One Sagan
While writing out a speeding ticket the cop began to weep. "Why are you crying?" I asked him.
He responded, "It's a moving violation."
Here I am One Sagan
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By
One Sagan
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#63022
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Re: Anyone ready for some pun fun?
More ER? ET?
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gregg siegel
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#63021
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Anyone ready for some pun fun?
It occurs to me that there hasnāt been a single punny post on this group for quite a while. Are you all waiting for me to start something? Okay, challenge accepted.
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My wife has
It occurs to me that there hasnāt been a single punny post on this group for quite a while. Are you all waiting for me to start something? Okay, challenge accepted.
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My wife has
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By
gary hallock
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#63020
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Re: Funeral Details for Joseph Harris
All,
I have had a request from Joseph's family for a rough head count of those planning to attend the funeral for Joseph Harris via Zoom on Friday. (See note below.)
If you are planning to
All,
I have had a request from Joseph's family for a rough head count of those planning to attend the funeral for Joseph Harris via Zoom on Friday. (See note below.)
If you are planning to
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Lars Hanson
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#63018
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Funeral Details for Joseph Harris
All,
For those interested in āattending,ā here is the link for the Zoom celebration of life for Joseph Harris.
The ceremony will occur this Friday, 28 October 2022 at 3:00 pm UK time.
All,
For those interested in āattending,ā here is the link for the Zoom celebration of life for Joseph Harris.
The ceremony will occur this Friday, 28 October 2022 at 3:00 pm UK time.
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By
Lars Hanson
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#63017
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Requiescat in Pace -- Joseph Harris
When my wife,Ruth, and I were vacationing in the U.K. seven years ago, we met Joseph inLondon. We had a good time exchanging a few puns, so Iām glad Iāll have thosememories of him.
Jim
From:
When my wife,Ruth, and I were vacationing in the U.K. seven years ago, we met Joseph inLondon. We had a good time exchanging a few puns, so Iām glad Iāll have thosememories of him.
Jim
From:
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By
James Ertner
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#63015
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Re: Requiescat in Pace -- Joseph Harris
One Sagan,
Joseph died after nine months with spinal cancer. He and I have exchanged e-mails for over two decades. We also have been connected for about 12 years through a more serious list I
One Sagan,
Joseph died after nine months with spinal cancer. He and I have exchanged e-mails for over two decades. We also have been connected for about 12 years through a more serious list I
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By
Lars Hanson
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#63014
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Re: Requiescat in Pace -- Joseph Harris
What happened? Was he ill? And how did you come to know about it?
While it is neither punny nor contains limericks, this eulogy delivered by John Cleese for Terry Graham seems appropriate to post:
What happened? Was he ill? And how did you come to know about it?
While it is neither punny nor contains limericks, this eulogy delivered by John Cleese for Terry Graham seems appropriate to post:
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By
One Sagan
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#63013
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Re: Requiescat in Pace -- Joseph Harris
Though the cultural chasm was wide
Twixt the Brits and the Yanks on this side
Of that Pacific pond
Of him, we were fond
And weāre glad he came ālong for the ride
Gary Hallock (faire well uncle
Though the cultural chasm was wide
Twixt the Brits and the Yanks on this side
Of that Pacific pond
Of him, we were fond
And weāre glad he came ālong for the ride
Gary Hallock (faire well uncle
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gary hallock
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#63012
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Requiescat in Pace -- Joseph Harris
No longer our Joseph of Harris,
Will charm us with humor so clarus.
His wit so keen,
It never was mean ā
Heād riposte but never embarrass.
Smilepoet brightened
All with humorous verses
No longer our Joseph of Harris,
Will charm us with humor so clarus.
His wit so keen,
It never was mean ā
Heād riposte but never embarrass.
Smilepoet brightened
All with humorous verses
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By
Lars Hanson
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#63011
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Funniest places on Earth
Romeand Athens are both built on 7 hills; they are hill areas.
Here I am One Sagan
Romeand Athens are both built on 7 hills; they are hill areas.
Here I am One Sagan
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By
One Sagan
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#63009
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