With thewholesale closure of public toilets in the UK over recent years, I seethe prevalence of rushing leading to loo-ming disasters. Which is whatthey used to call Chnese toilets Loo Ming. That

FIRE riddle #7 When the Canadian pyromaniac inherited a big sum of money from the proverbial long-lost uncle, being a patriot, he invested it in which company north of the US border? Charles Doug got

FIRE riddle #7 When the Canadian pyromaniac inherited a big sum of money from the proverbial long-lost uncle, being a patriot, he invested it in which company north of the US border? Charles Fire away

The still-on-topic FIRE RIDDLE #6 %::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::% "Flambeau, the Amazing Human Torch” (from my previous riddle) met a sad and

The still-on-topic FIRE RIDDLE #6 %::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::% Please send all guesses, gasps, gripes, groans & guffaws directly to

Not to mention the pun on duck and cracker: quacker! Jim ======================= A good double pun on the concept of "fire": a) "Fire" as in "dismissed from work." b)

A good double pun on the concept of "fire": a) "Fire" as in "dismissed from work." b) "Fire" as in "firecracker." Double kudos to Lila and Gary! Charles ============================= The

The on-topic FIRERiddle #5 What do youcall an unemployed duck? Charles andLila were the first two players, with Lila actually guessing correctly. However,she is unable to post the next riddle.

The silence is deafening. Is my microphone on?! Clue #1: This is an on-topic riddle. Clue #2: An unemployed duck is a BLANK BLANK. FIRE Riddle#5 What do youcall an unemployed duck? Answers

FIRE Riddle#5 What do youcall an unemployed duck? Answers to jde31459@... Jim

conflagration (con flag ration) Of course yesterday was Veteran's Day. We honor all of our veterans --even those who have run afoul of the law after completing their tours of duty in

reply to: fetawhey@... Of course yesterday was Veteran's Day. We honor all of our veterans -- even those who have run afoul of the law after completing their tours of duty in the armed forces. Those

reply to: fetawhey@... Of course yesterday was Veteran's Day. We honor all of our veterans -- even those who have run afoul of the law after completing their tours of duty in the armed forces. Those

The somewhat-on-topic FIRE RIDDLE #3 %::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::% "Flambeau, the Amazing Human Torch" was one of the hottest attractions at the

Asthe nursery rhyme writer said, “If you’re in a rush to visit the john inEngland, and yours is out of order, you can always skip to my loo.” Jim ============================

Who's in the john, Galt? To build a loo do you need a plumb line? Alex -------------------- She just shrugged, and then being thirsty, she then went to the fountain(head). Charles ==========

She just shrugged, and then being thirsty, she then went to the fountain(head). Charles ========== Forgettingthe image of the footstools, a friend of mine met one of America's oldphilosphers. Those

Forgettingthe image of the footstools, a friend of mine met one of America's oldphilosphers. Those many years ago he went up to her and said "You'reAyn." He says she just

The somewhat-on-topic FIRE RIDDLE #3 %::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::%::% Please send all guesses, gasps, gripes, groans & guffaws directly to

Somefancy British toilets now offer, at no charge, cushioned benches for restingone’s lower appendages. They’re foot loos and fancy free. Jim =====================