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#RogueRiddle 1101 Reveal and Bingo #RogueRiddle

bill crider
 

First, apologies for not sending this Bingo and Reveal sooner. Second, apologies for mis-numbering on my original send. This Rogue was 1101, not 1100.

We had three players this week, Lars, Gary Reeves and Gary Hallock. Lars played most aggressively  and eventually got all five answers. He has agreed to host Rogue 1102.

1.
Alec, the late game show scion
Gave the hint "it lacks an electron"
  The game player lost
  At considerable cost
Didn't answer in the form of Quest Ion 

2.
Monty was no matador
Host of game show we all adore
  He shot lots of bull
  But when time slot was full
He urged players to just Picador

3.
Pat and Vanna were not to blame
Contestant lost all the same
  She spun the big wheel
  Her answer was real
But not Consonant with rules of the game

4.
Steve Harvey was not in the mood
to settle his own family's feud
  This Thanksgiving riot
  He can never quiet
Over what is the best holiday Food

5.
When Regis' game show did end
Kathy Lee a condolence did send
  But he never called back
  Compassion did lack
'Cause he's just a Phony Friend


Import ant

James Ertner
 

What type of altered insect never talks?
A mute ant.

Jim

On November 26, 2021, at 8:05 PM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@mindspring.com> wrote:

I understand we have restricted import of potatoes  raised in South Africa and fertilized with bull manure.

We dont want any of the moo taters!
 
GR
 
They also carry an invasive insect - little pink bugs that light up. They are called fairy ants.


Import ant

portagecreek
 

I understand we have restricted import of potatoes  raised in South Africa and fertilized with bull manure.

We dont want any of the moo taters!
 
GR
 
They also carry an invasive insect - little pink bugs that light up. They are called fairy ants.


Re: Thanksgiving mistakes

Marilyn L. Van Driesen
 

That is such a sweet story that made me smile.  I have a daughter-in-law from Indonesia and I could easily see this happening with her, especially in her earlier years.  She is probably beyond that happening now for a variety of reasons.  But it certainly brought a smile to my face.

Merk

On Fri, Nov 26, 2021 at 5:49 AM One Sagan via groups.io <one_sagan=yahoo.com@groups.io> wrote:

The following story happened yesterday on Thanksgiving.
My wife sent me to the supermarket to buy some yeast right away as the store was closing early due to the holiday. Before I left she also asked me to get quick rice. (So that you fully appreciate this story, I should note that my wife is not a native English speaker and she has a a bit of an accent, a subtle but charming accent.)
So, I brought home yeast and quick rice. My wife was upset. She scolded me: "I said quick rice!"
I replied, "Well that's what I brought."
It turned out that what she wanted was quick rise yeast, not quick rice.



Here I am One Sagan



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Thanksgiving mistakes

One Sagan
 

The following story happened yesterday on Thanksgiving.
My wife sent me to the supermarket to buy some yeast right away as the store was closing early due to the holiday. Before I left she also asked me to get quick rice. (So that you fully appreciate this story, I should note that my wife is not a native English speaker and she has a a bit of an accent, a subtle but charming accent.)
So, I brought home yeast and quick rice. My wife was upset. She scolded me: "I said quick rice!"
I replied, "Well that's what I brought."
It turned out that what she wanted was quick rise yeast, not quick rice.



Here I am One Sagan


Re: Dad riddle and wolves

portagecreek
 

Have we gone to fur with the wolf jokes? I 'll try to hide howl we did.

BTW When the bovine became an honorary wolf what was the first thing it was told ?

-

-Howl now brown cow.

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Nov 25, 2021 1:02 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle and wolves

 

That pun is positively wolferine. 
 
Here I am One Sagan
 
 
On Thursday, November 25, 2021, 11:10:57 AM CST, James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote:
 
 

To err is human; to howl about it, lupine.

Jim Ertner



On November 24, 2021, at 11:47 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:


Sooo, how did the three little pigs get rid of the gib dab flow? The threw a howls shoo.

GR

-----Original Message-----
From: <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Nov 24, 2021 8:43 AM
To: <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle

 

You probably shouldn’t try to brush your teeth with your left hand. It works much better if you use a toothbrush. 
 
GH
=========

On Nov 24, 2021, at 4:37 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:

Soo, what does a wolf wear in the den?
-
-
A howls coat.
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 8:47 AM
To:
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle
 
That wolf smoked too, but was trying to cut down to one pack a day.
 
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 5:09 AM
To: puny
Subject: [puny] Dad riddle
 
So, why did the lone wolf abandon the lair during the nightly moon ritual?
 
 
Just to get out of the howls.
 
GR
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 






--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

 

 


Re: Dad riddle and wolves

One Sagan
 

That pun is positively wolferine. 

Here I am One Sagan


On Thursday, November 25, 2021, 11:10:57 AM CST, James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote:


To err is human; to howl about it, lupine.

Jim Ertner



On November 24, 2021, at 11:47 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:


Sooo, how did the three little pigs get rid of the gib dab flow? The threw a howls shoo.

GR

-----Original Message-----
From: <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Nov 24, 2021 8:43 AM
To: <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle

 

You probably shouldn’t try to brush your teeth with your left hand. It works much better if you use a toothbrush. 
 
GH
=========

On Nov 24, 2021, at 4:37 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:

Soo, what does a wolf wear in the den?
-
-
A howls coat.
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 8:47 AM
To:
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle
 
That wolf smoked too, but was trying to cut down to one pack a day.
 
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 5:09 AM
To: puny
Subject: [puny] Dad riddle
 
So, why did the lone wolf abandon the lair during the nightly moon ritual?
 
 
Just to get out of the howls.
 
GR
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 






--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

 


Dad riddle and wolves

James Ertner
 

To err is human; to howl about it, lupine.

Jim Ertner



On November 24, 2021, at 11:47 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:


Sooo, how did the three little pigs get rid of the gib dab flow? The threw a howls shoo.

GR

-----Original Message-----
From: <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Nov 24, 2021 8:43 AM
To: <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle

 

You probably shouldn’t try to brush your teeth with your left hand. It works much better if you use a toothbrush. 
 
GH
=========

On Nov 24, 2021, at 4:37 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:

Soo, what does a wolf wear in the den?
-
-
A howls coat.
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 8:47 AM
To:
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle
 
That wolf smoked too, but was trying to cut down to one pack a day.
 
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 5:09 AM
To: puny
Subject: [puny] Dad riddle
 
So, why did the lone wolf abandon the lair during the nightly moon ritual?
 
 
Just to get out of the howls.
 
GR
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 






--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

 


Re: Dad riddle

portagecreek
 

Sooo, how did the three little pigs get rid of the gib dab flow? The threw a howls shoo.

GR

-----Original Message-----
From: <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Nov 24, 2021 8:43 AM
To: <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle

 

You probably shouldn’t try to brush your teeth with your left hand. It works much better if you use a toothbrush. 
 
GH
=========

On Nov 24, 2021, at 4:37 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:

Soo, what does a wolf wear in the den?
-
-
A howls coat.
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 8:47 AM
To:
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle
 
That wolf smoked too, but was trying to cut down to one pack a day.
 
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 5:09 AM
To: puny
Subject: [puny] Dad riddle
 
So, why did the lone wolf abandon the lair during the nightly moon ritual?
 
 
Just to get out of the howls.
 
GR
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 






--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

 


Re: Dad riddle

gary hallock
 

You probably shouldn’t try to brush your teeth with your left hand. It works much better if you use a toothbrush. 

GH
=========


On Nov 24, 2021, at 4:37 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:

Soo, what does a wolf wear in the den?
-
-
A howls coat.
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 8:47 AM
To:
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle
 
That wolf smoked too, but was trying to cut down to one pack a day.
 
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 5:09 AM
To: puny
Subject: [puny] Dad riddle
 
So, why did the lone wolf abandon the lair during the nightly moon ritual?
 
 
Just to get out of the howls.
 
GR
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 






--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Re: Dad riddle

portagecreek
 

Soo, what does a wolf wear in the den?
-
-
A howls coat.
 
GR

-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 8:47 AM
To:
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle
 
That wolf smoked too, but was trying to cut down to one pack a day.
 
 
GR
-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 5:09 AM
To: puny
Subject: [puny] Dad riddle
 
So, why did the lone wolf abandon the lair during the nightly moon ritual?
 
 
Just to get out of the howls.
 
GR


Re: Dad riddle

portagecreek
 

That wolf smoked too, but was trying to cut down to one pack a day.


GR

-----Original Message-----
From:
Sent: Nov 23, 2021 5:09 AM
To: puny
Subject: [puny] Dad riddle
 
So, why did the lone wolf abandon the lair during the nightly moon ritual?
 
 
Just to get out of the howls.
 
GR


Dad riddle

portagecreek
 

So, why did the lone wolf abandon the lair during the nightly moon ritual?
 
 
Just to get out of the howls.
 
GR


Re: Dad riddle?

gary hallock
 

I dropped a small tangerine into a cup of hot Indian tea.  It startled me so much I wrote a song about it.  - “Oh my! Darjeeling Clementine.” 

Gary Hallock

=============
Orange you glad most of the younger generation shun email these days. 

Pax
Ken


On Mon, Nov 22, 2021 at 2:56 PM Lars Hanson <parkersan2001@...> wrote:
Warning:  The frustration some of the younger generation have with "Dad jokes" can lead them to look for someone's nectarine when they hear one.

    Aloha,

        Lars

=================================



On Mon, Nov 22, 2021 at 11:40 AM James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote:

But it's impeachable.

Jim



On November 22, 2021, at 11:31 AM, "One Sagan via groups.io" <one_sagan=yahoo.com@groups.io> wrote:


Yes peach therapy is the pits. 


Here I am One Sagan


On Monday, November 22, 2021, 07:27:51 AM CST, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:


So, what do you call a speech thearpy that is specifically tailored for people with speech disflluency?
 
 
Ah-- you can call it--  like - custom er support.
 
GR






--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Re: Dad riddle?

Ken
 

Orange you glad most of the younger generation shun email these days. 

Pax
Ken


On Mon, Nov 22, 2021 at 2:56 PM Lars Hanson <parkersan2001@...> wrote:
Warning:  The frustration some of the younger generation have with "Dad jokes" can lead them to look for someone's nectarine when they hear one.

    Aloha,

        Lars

=================================



On Mon, Nov 22, 2021 at 11:40 AM James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote:

But it's impeachable.

Jim



On November 22, 2021, at 11:31 AM, "One Sagan via groups.io" <one_sagan=yahoo.com@groups.io> wrote:


Yes peach therapy is the pits. 


Here I am One Sagan


On Monday, November 22, 2021, 07:27:51 AM CST, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:


So, what do you call a speech thearpy that is specifically tailored for people with speech disflluency?
 
 
Ah-- you can call it--  like - custom er support.
 
GR






Re: Dad riddle?

portagecreek
 

Well, that's just the pits!

But I seed what you dad there.

GR

-----Original Message-----
From: <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Nov 22, 2021 2:55 PM
To: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] Dad riddle?

 

Warning:  The frustration some of the younger generation have with "Dad jokes" can lead them to look for someone's nectarine when they hear one.
 
    Aloha,
 
        Lars
 
=================================
 

On Mon, Nov 22, 2021 at 11:40 AM James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote:

But it's impeachable.

Jim



On November 22, 2021, at 11:31 AM, "One Sagan via groups.io" <one_sagan=yahoo.com@groups.io> wrote:


Yes peach therapy is the pits. 
 
 
Here I am One Sagan
 
 
On Monday, November 22, 2021, 07:27:51 AM CST, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:
 
 
So, what do you call a speech thearpy that is specifically tailored for people with speech disflluency?
 
 
Ah-- you can call it--  like - custom er support.
 
GR
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 


Re: Dad riddle?

Lars Hanson
 

Warning:  The frustration some of the younger generation have with "Dad jokes" can lead them to look for someone's nectarine when they hear one.

    Aloha,

        Lars

=================================



On Mon, Nov 22, 2021 at 11:40 AM James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote:

But it's impeachable.

Jim



On November 22, 2021, at 11:31 AM, "One Sagan via groups.io" <one_sagan=yahoo.com@groups.io> wrote:


Yes peach therapy is the pits. 


Here I am One Sagan


On Monday, November 22, 2021, 07:27:51 AM CST, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:


So, what do you call a speech thearpy that is specifically tailored for people with speech disflluency?
 
 
Ah-- you can call it--  like - custom er support.
 
GR






Re: Dad riddle?

portagecreek
 

If you are  under disfluency - that's um - ahempeachable..

GR

-----Original Message-----
From: <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Nov 22, 2021 11:40 AM
To: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: [puny] Dad riddle?

 

But it's impeachable.

Jim



On November 22, 2021, at 11:31 AM, "One Sagan via groups.io" <one_sagan@...> wrote:


Yes peach therapy is the pits. 
 
 
Here I am One Sagan
 
 
On Monday, November 22, 2021, 07:27:51 AM CST, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:
 
 
So, what do you call a speech thearpy that is specifically tailored for people with speech disflluency?
 
 
Ah-- you can call it--  like - custom er support.
 
GR
 
 
 
 
 
_._,_._,_

 


Dad riddle?

James Ertner
 

But it's impeachable.

Jim



On November 22, 2021, at 11:31 AM, "One Sagan via groups.io" <one_sagan@...> wrote:


Yes peach therapy is the pits. 


Here I am One Sagan


On Monday, November 22, 2021, 07:27:51 AM CST, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:


So, what do you call a speech thearpy that is specifically tailored for people with speech disflluency?
 
 
Ah-- you can call it--  like - custom er support.
 
GR






Re: Dad riddle?

One Sagan
 

Yes peach therapy is the pits. 


Here I am One Sagan


On Monday, November 22, 2021, 07:27:51 AM CST, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:


So, what do you call a speech thearpy that is specifically tailored for people with speech disflluency?
 
 
Ah-- you can call it--  like - custom er support.
 
GR





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