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Re: Not Shocking (repaired)

doug
 

Didja hear about the electrician who directed an orchestra part-time?
Yep, he was a semiconductor

Doug S.
===============

I am currently in shock that no one has pulled the plug on this thread.

GR


Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode"

Doug 
============
That was a real joule!
Ray
=========
I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns.
Jim
===========
>I re-fuse to get involved. Wire you getting so lit up about it. Be positive, and make contact with your inner being.
>
>Joseph
>
>==========
>
>Watt a good one!
>

>
>�� �� �� �� ��
>

>
>JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive.
>
>Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc.
>http://www.worldlaughtertour.com
>
>Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com
>
>Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org
>
>Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn,
>
>US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233
>
>Mobile: 614-296-4882
>

>
>From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of One Sagan via groups.io
>Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2020 5:17 PM
>To: main@puny.groups.io
>Subject: Re: [puny] Not Shocking
>

>
>I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.
>
>Power to the people!!
>

>
>Here I am One Sagan
>

>

>
>On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:
>

>

>
>Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's
>
>"Ohm Sweet Ohm" �� ��〰️
>
>--
>Doug Spector
> >


--
Doug Spector

--
Doug Spector


Re: Not Shocking (repaired)

portagecreek
 

I am currently in shock that no one has pulled the plug on this thread.

GR


Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode"

Doug 
============
That was a real joule!
Ray
=========
I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns.
Jim
===========
>I re-fuse to get involved. Wire you getting so lit up about it. Be positive, and make contact with your inner being.
>
>Joseph
>
>==========
>
>Watt a good one!
>

>
>�� �� �� �� ��
>

>
>JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive.
>
>Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc.
>http://www.worldlaughtertour.com
>
>Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com
>
>Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org
>
>Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn,
>
>US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233
>
>Mobile: 614-296-4882
>

>
>From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of One Sagan via groups.io
>Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2020 5:17 PM
>To: main@puny.groups.io
>Subject: Re: [puny] Not Shocking
>

>
>I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.
>
>Power to the people!!
>

>
>Here I am One Sagan
>

>

>
>On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:
>

>

>
>Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's
>
>"Ohm Sweet Ohm" �� ��〰️
>
>--
>Doug Spector
> >


--
Doug Spector
_._,_._,_



Re: Not Shocking (repaired)

doug
 

Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode"

Doug 
============
That was a real joule!
Ray
=========
I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns.
Jim
===========
>I re-fuse to get involved. Wire you getting so lit up about it. Be positive, and make contact with your inner being.
>
>Joseph
>
>==========
>
>Watt a good one!
>

>
>�� �� �� �� ��
>

>
>JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive.
>
>Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc.
>http://www.worldlaughtertour.com
>
>Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com
>
>Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org
>
>Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn,
>
>US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233
>
>Mobile: 614-296-4882
>

>
>From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of One Sagan via groups.io
>Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2020 5:17 PM
>To: main@puny.groups.io
>Subject: Re: [puny] Not Shocking
>

>
>I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.
>
>Power to the people!!
>

>
>Here I am One Sagan
>

>

>
>On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:
>

>

>
>Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's
>
>"Ohm Sweet Ohm" �� ��〰️
>
>--
>Doug Spector
> >


--
Doug Spector


Re: Not Shocking

Ray Maynard
 

That was a real joule!

On 5/28/2020 18:57, James Ertner wrote:

I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns.

Jim
===========
>I re-fuse to get involved. Wire you getting so lit up about it. Be positive, and make contact with your inner being.
>
>Joseph
>
>==========
>
>Watt a good one!
>

>
>�� �� �� �� ��
>

>
>JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive.
>
>Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc.
>http://www.worldlaughtertour.com
>
>Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com
>
>Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org
>
>Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn,
>
>US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233
>
>Mobile: 614-296-4882
>

>
>From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of One Sagan via groups.io
>Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2020 5:17 PM
>To: main@puny.groups.io
>Subject: Re: [puny] Not Shocking
>

>
>I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.
>
>Power to the people!!
>

>
>Here I am One Sagan
>

>

>
>On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:
>

>

>
>Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's
>
>"Ohm Sweet Ohm" �� ��〰️
>
>--
>Doug Spector
> >



Re: Not Shocking

doug
 

Had Spock been an electrician, he might have said "Live Long and Diode"

Doug S.
==============
I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns.
Jim
===========
>I re-fuse to get involved. Wire you getting so lit up about it. Be positive, and make contact with your inner being.
>
>Joseph
>
>==========
>
>Watt a good one!
>

>
>�� �� �� �� ��
>

>
>JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive.
>
>Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc.
>http://www.worldlaughtertour.com
>
>Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com
>
>Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org
>
>Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn,
>
>US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233
>
>Mobile: 614-296-4882
>

>
>From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of One Sagan via groups.io
>Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2020 5:17 PM
>To: main@puny.groups.io
>Subject: Re: [puny] Not Shocking
>

>
>I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.
>
>Power to the people!!
>

>
>Here I am One Sagan
>

>

>
>On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:
>

>

>
>Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's
>
>"Ohm Sweet Ohm" �� ��〰️
>
>--
>Doug Spector
> >

--
Doug Spector


Not Shocking

James Ertner
 

I bet we can't go faraday without making electrical puns.

Jim
===========
>I re-fuse to get involved. Wire you getting so lit up about it. Be positive, and make contact with your inner being.
>
>Joseph
>
>==========
>
>Watt a good one!
>

>
>�� �� �� �� ��
>

>
>JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive.
>
>Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc.
>http://www.worldlaughtertour.com
>
>Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com
>
>Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org
>
>Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn,
>
>US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233
>
>Mobile: 614-296-4882
>

>
>From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of One Sagan via groups.io
>Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2020 5:17 PM
>To: main@puny.groups.io
>Subject: Re: [puny] Not Shocking
>

>
>I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.
>
>Power to the people!!
>

>
>Here I am One Sagan
>

>

>
>On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:
>

>

>
>Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's
>
>"Ohm Sweet Ohm" �� ��〰️
>
>--
>Doug Spector
> >


Re: Not Shocking

Joseph Harris
 

I re-fuse to get involved. Wire you getting so lit up about it. Be positive, and make contact with your inner being.

Joseph

==========

Watt a good one!

 

😊 😊 😊 😊 😊

 

JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive.

Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc.
http://www.worldlaughtertour.com

Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com

Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org

Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn,

US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233

Mobile: 614-296-4882

 

From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of One Sagan via groups.io
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2020 5:17 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: Re: [puny] Not Shocking

 

I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.

Power to the people!!

 

Here I am One Sagan

 

 

On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:

 

 

Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's

"Ohm Sweet Ohm" 🏠 💡〰️


--
Doug Spector


Re: Not Shocking

Steve Wilson
 

Watt a good one!

 

😊 😊 😊 😊 😊

 

JOYOLOGY is the Humor-Laughter-Attitude lifestyle to recover from difficulties and re-awaken the joy of being alive.

Steve Wilson| Psychologist | The Joyologist | Cheerman of the Bored | President, World Laughter Tour, Inc.
http://www.worldlaughtertour.com

Director-National Humor Month http://www.humormonth.com

Principal of Laughter Arts & Sciences Foundation http://www.laughterfoundation.org

Twitter (@joyologist), Skype: s_h_wilson, Facebook, LinkedIn,

US/Canada: 1-800-669-5233

Mobile: 614-296-4882

 

From: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io> On Behalf Of One Sagan via groups.io
Sent: Thursday, May 28, 2020 5:17 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: Re: [puny] Not Shocking

 

I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.

Power to the people!!

 

Here I am One Sagan

 

 

On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:

 

 

Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's

"Ohm Sweet Ohm" 🏠 💡〰️


--
Doug Spector


Re: Not Shocking

One Sagan
 

I tried to resist responding to this, but I have ample reasons to do so given current conditions.
Power to the people!!

Here I am One Sagan


On Thursday, May 28, 2020, 11:11:32 AM CDT, doug via groups.io <doug10101@...> wrote:


Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's
"Ohm Sweet Ohm" 🏠 💡〰️

--
Doug Spector


Not Shocking

doug
 

Electricians don't mind the lock-down by staying in their houses...to them it's
"Ohm Sweet Ohm" 🏠 💡〰️

--
Doug Spector


A good night quickie

doug
 

Retired Olympic swimmers never forget, they just have laps of memory... 


--
Doug Spector


Rogue Riddle #1025 (Bingo and Reveal!)

gary hallock
 

Hello Punsters,

It is with great pleasure I announce the CORONAtion of Gary Reeves (the Other Gary) as the the rightful HYDROXICHOLORIQWINner of last week’s COVID-themed Rogue Riddle! (Answers below.)

It was great connecting with all of you my first time hosting Rogue Riddle/ I enjoyed the one-on-one banter and hints-sharing with each of the players – I really miss you guys!

A huge thanks to all those who played – Lars Hanson, Aaron Fasel, Gary Hallock, Jim Ertner, Ericka Gayle Ettin, and Gary Reeves. A special mention goes to Bill Crider, who knocked out most of them early on, with no hints. Nice job, Bill!

Our official winner, Gary R., has graciously confirmed that he will be posting this week's RR, so I will let him be responsible for the next wave of our pundemic. 

Hugs, (Bugs?)

Diana

PS – Thanks also to my buddy Gary Hallock for ghost-posting my riddle. My inexplicable need for him to ghost-host is actually very explicable: I don’t do much email or join lists, and made an exception this time since, well, y’all are fun! Moving forward, though, if you’d like to connect, I’m much more easily found on Facebook as Diana M. Gruber, or via phone (832-868-9473.) Okay, I think that’s it! ~~~ Ly, ly, ly, Lysol, folks! 

 

A COVID CONVERSATION

1) - A global organization is making new Coronavirus recommendations. Wanna know which? Owl tell you:
- WHO, WHO?

2) - A different government entity recommends sunflower pips as a cure, but I'm skeptical...
- Yeah, I told you they're a bit CDC (SEEDY, SEE)?!

3) - And if you don't wear a face covering, the police will invade your house during a costume party.
- Wow, I'm not sure which is worse: MASK OR RAID (MASQUERADE)....?

4) - Research shows each time you don't wash your hands properly, a score of people will fall ill!
- Yeah, I heard about the 20-SICKENED (SECOND) rule...

5) - They found out this virus is old - it dates back to the earliest Star Wars movies.
- You mean when Leia tried to seduce Solo? Yeah, I heard about this WOO-HAN (WUHAN) stuff.

6) - Last but not least, they're asking people to be aware of dangers beyond COVID. I mean, a sharp-ended tree trunk could fall on your head!
- Oh, that must be why they're trying so hard to FLATTEN the KERF (CURVE)!


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Don't go overboard (repaired)

James Ertner
 

Yachts of luffs!

Jim Ertner
============
What the helm are y'all jibing about?

Doug Spector
============
Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a critical mast. Water we gonna do? I’d rudder not risk getting infected because de seas like this can keel ya. That’s why I only hang out with fo'c'sle keep their faces Covid. That’s all I’m masking of anyone. 

Gary Hallock
==========

 Here in Florida, people are going overboard on boating gatherings.

The Sheriffs Marine Patrol is giving them a Stern Warning.

G Reeves



--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector


Re: Don't go overboard

doug
 

What the helm are y'all jibing about?

Doug Spector
============

Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a critical mast. Water we gonna do? I’d rudder not risk getting infected because de seas like this can keel ya. That’s why I only hang out with fo'c'sle keep their faces Covid. That’s all I’m masking of anyone. 

Gary Hallock

==========

 Here in Florida, people are going overboard on boating gatherings.

The Sheriffs Marine Patrol is giving them a Stern Warning.

G Reeves



--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector


Don't go overboard

James Ertner
 

Yachts of luffs!

Jim Ertner
============
Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a critical mast. Water we gonna do? I’d rudder not risk getting infected because de seas like this can keel ya. That’s why I only hang out with fo'c'sle keep their faces Covid. That’s all I’m masking of anyone. 

Gary Hallock

==========

 Here in Florida, people are going overboard on boating gatherings.

The Sheriffs Marine Patrol is giving them a Stern Warning.

G Reeves



--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Re: Don't go overboard

gary hallock
 

Ahoyed about these ships of fools and it does not boat well that their numbers are reaching a critical mast. Water we gonna do? I’d rudder not risk getting infected because de seas like this can keel ya. That’s why I only hang out with fo'c'sle keep their faces Covid. That’s all I’m masking of anyone. 

Gary Hallock

==========

 Here in Florida, people are going overboard on boating gatherings.

The Sheriffs Marine Patrol is giving them a Stern Warning.

G Reeves



--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Don't go overboard

portagecreek
 

Here in Florida, people are going overboard on boating gatherings.

The Sheriffs Marine Patrol is giving them a Stern Warning.

G Reeves


Mileage Charge

doug
 

If asked how it feels that the nation's rental car giant filed for bankruptcy, stock owners will say, "It Hertz lots"
After laying off many employees,the company is now stuck with a bunch of loaners.
I think they need a new Enterprise and need to Budget their money better, to be more Thrifty.
Regardless, investors should pay Hertz Avis-it as many have suggested that Elon should and musk get involved.

Doug Spector
 


--
Doug Spector


ROGUE RIDDLE number 1025 #RogueRiddle

gary hallock
 

ROGUE RIDDLE #1025 - A COVID CONVERSATION
GHOST LAUNCHED on Sunday, May 24, 2020 @ 10:25am (central)

#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#
Submit all guesses directly to Diana M. Gruber <Dianamiscell@...>
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Note: This riddle is being ghost posted on behalf of Diana Gruber, a long-time PUNY person who, for reason beyond explanation, is unable to post it her own self. She is still willing and able to field your guesses and respond via email, so let’s get past that and right down to her game. Just please try to remember to leave me out of it. - Gary

#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#
Submit all guesses directly to Diana M. Gruber <Dianamiscell@...>
#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#

Hi Punsters!

I hope you are safe and well, in light of the virus (virus? It barely know us!) that is floating around out there.

I hope you're handling things well, wherever you are. (I'm in San Diego - SoCal distancing is not a problem here.)

Anyway, here is my riddle. It's not particulate-ly hard... but I hope you'll find it fun. Who knows - maybe it will go viral! - Diana M. Gruber

A COVID CONVERSATION

1) - A global organization is making new Coronavirus recommendations. Wanna know which? Owl tell you:
- BLANK, BLANK?

2) - A different government entity recommends sunflower pips as a cure, but I'm skeptical...
- Yeah, I told you they're a bit BLANK?!

3) - And if you don't wear a face covering, the police will invade your house during a costume party.
- Wow, I'm not sure which is worse: BLANK....?

4) - Research shows each time you don't wash your hands properly, a score of people will fall ill!
- Yeah, I heard about the 20-BLANK rule...

5) - They found out this virus is old - it dates back to the earliest Star Wars movies.
- You mean when Leia tried to seduce Solo? Yeah, I heard about this BLANK stuff.

6) - Last but not least, they're asking people to be aware of dangers beyond COVID. I mean, a sharp-ended tree trunk could fall on your head!
- Oh, that must be why they're trying so hard to BLANK the BLANK!

#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#
Submit all guesses directly to Diana M. Gruber <Dianamiscell@...>
#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*#






--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


RR #1025 (30 minute warning)

gary hallock
 

With a little bit of creative wrangling, I have been able to coax and coach Diana Gruber through the process of constructing and hosting this week’s Rogue. Unfortunately, her actual subscription to PUNY seems to be somewhat uncertain, so I will be her surrogate poster.

Your guesses should still be sent directly to her and responses will come to you from her email.

Expect to see #1025 in your mailbox at about 10am central.

Thank you in advance for playing,

Gary Hallock



--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder