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Re: Art you Glad?

One Sagan
 

Well, goodbye to old Paint.

Here I am One Sagan


On Tuesday, January 14, 2020, 05:33:16 PM UTC, doug via Groups.Io <doug10101@...> wrote:


I know an artist who loves to sketch soldiers standing tall in formation. Yep, she likes to draw attention!

The art teacher told her student....."I like how you chose blue azure background color"

Doug Spector



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Doug Spector


Art you Glad?

doug
 

I know an artist who loves to sketch soldiers standing tall in formation. Yep, she likes to draw attention!

The art teacher told her student....."I like how you chose blue azure background color"

Doug Spector



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Doug Spector


#RogueRiddle 1006 winner #RogueRiddle

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Lars clinched it with this mildly adulterated entry:

DICTIONARY — The Lysistrata solution to war

 

He has asked me not to print his many, many other entries, so I won’t.

 

The other entries from others were:

 

endocrine gland - a plugged up tear duct (from the other Gary—Reeves)

 

and

 

Materialize: What a doll (Raggedy Ann) sees with (from Kirk)

 

Lars will host Rogue Riddle 1007, coming your way this coming wknd. Take it away, Lars!

 

Cyn

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


#RogueRiddle 1006 #RogueRiddle

Cynthia MacGregor
 

ROGUE RIDDLE 1006

Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

We have 3 players so far—looking for more—game ends tomw morning—send your submissions in TODAY 

 

 

Here, now, the Riddle:

 

Coming to Terms

 

In which you are asked to take a “straight” (that is, unpunned) word and give it a new, punny definition.

 

Exs: 

Circumvent: The slit in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

Pokemon: A Rastafarian proctologist

Coffee: The person upon whom one coughs

 

I will choose what I judge the best of the lot of submissions by pre-dawn Tuesday morning.

 

YOU ARE WELCOME TO PLAY EVEN IF YOU DECLINE TO HOST THE NEXT ROGUE, BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE, ADVISE ME WITH YOUR ANSWER THAT YOU ARE A NON-HOST FOR ROGUE #1007.

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along

_._,_._,_

 

 


The cat's meow

portagecreek
 

This morning I found my cat was unusually unresponsive. The vet said to purrchase a catatonic to aid recovery from this stupurr.

GR


#RogueRiddle 1006 #RogueRiddle

Cynthia MacGregor
 

ROGUE RIDDLE 1006

Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

Here, now, the Riddle:

 

Coming to Terms

 

In which you are asked to take a “straight” (that is, unpunned) word and give it a new, punny definition.

 

Exs:

Circumvent: The slit in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

Pokemon: A Rastafarian proctologist

Coffee: The person upon whom one coughs

 

I will choose what I judge the best of the lot of submissions by pre-dawn Tuesday morning.

 

YOU ARE WELCOME TO PLAY EVEN IF YOU DECLINE TO HOST THE NEXT ROGUE, BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE, ADVISE ME WITH YOUR ANSWER THAT YOU ARE A NON-HOST FOR ROGUE #1007.

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


#ROGUERIDDLE number 1005 (bingo & reveal) #RogueRiddle

gary hallock
 

As there had been zero responses inspired by my Monday clue set, I was forced to presume that all players were comfortable with Cynthia claiming this riddle by the thinest of margins. 

I probably should have known bread…er than to think you would go for such rye humor when anyone can buy a butter pun-per nickel any day. Still our players will usually send me at yeast a few guesses just the same. 

Answers have been added to the 13 riddles below. Expect Cynthia to post RR #1006 some time of some day this weekend. 

Thank you for playing,

Gary Hallock

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Good morning PUNY. We have only four players at work on this set and it’s still far-from-settled. Player standings this morning are as follows.

Cynthia - 5 kills
Kirk - 4 and two half kills
Lars - 3.5 kills
Alex - 3 kills

Some of these turned out to be surprisingly obtuse, so I’ve offered below a few hints to get our reluctant lurkers into the game. Scan below and see if anything strikes your fancy and submit an answer or two. Never mind that you don’t have the time, energy or inclination to claim the kill, I greatly crave the comfort of knowing that you’ve at least paid attention to my offering.

Gary

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ROGUE RIDDLE #1005 - BUNS INTENDED - (A baker’s dozen) - Launched Sunday, January 5, 2020 @ 11am central

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Below you will find 13 short riddles all on the theme of baked goods. Each contains at least one "BLANK" for you to fill. Where you see the word “BLANKS” it means the required answer will still be a single word but in the plural form.
Be the first to supply me with all (or most) of the required punned answers and you will claim the honor of hosting RR #1006 next weekend.

I will be AFK for much of the afternoon, so please forgive me if I am not able to respond to your guesses until early evening. I generally set no deadlines for my games, so as days go by and I sense participation has maxed out or interest has waned, I will post public clues and eventually a winning player and reveal answers. Let the games begin!


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1.

When I saw her tossing dinner rolls into a deep narrow hole in the ground, I recognized she was probably not well BLANK. (Non-baked answer is a two word phrase) (Her gender is irrelevant here. I only included it to imply that the writer might have entertained some romantic interest in this person.)
# BREAD / BRED

2.
The chronically tired fish visited the doctor and complained, “Whenever I swim a lot BLANKS will get sore. (Non-baked answer is two words and plays on a fish part)
# MUFFINS / MY FINS

3.
With my left-over dough I created indirect lighting fixtures to illuminate my hallway walls. I call them “BLANKS.” - (The way Brits pronounce this product makes it a better pun.)
# SCONES / SCONCE

4.
When the comedy troupe performs for corporate meetings, they always like to work up some fresh BLANKS.  (Non-baked answer is two words and there’s a bit of slang involved)
# BISCUITS / BIZ SKITS

5.
The baker wrote lots of romantic letters to his sweet BLANK.  (I can’t imagine any clues should be kneaded here)
# TART / HEART

6.
At the bottom of his romantic letters, the baker always signed off, “BLANK & BLANKS.”  (Several players have suggested reasonable alternate words but I’m looking for the more obvious. Hint: neither of these baked goods are commonly sweet) 
#LOAF & QUICHES / LOVE & KISSES

7.
Whenever he was unhappy with her cooking, my grumpy Spanish uncle usually directed his anger BLANK.  (Non-baked answer is two words - This riddle is both bilingual and bi-cultural)
# TORTILLA / TOWARD TIA

8.
When the thief was caught stealing flatbread again, the judge threw the book at him because he was a re-BLANK-fender.  (I had hoped to offer a clue for this but could think of naan.)
# PITA / PEAT

9.
When a wealthy baker shops for a luxury car, he will generally pass up the Jags and Caddies. They much prefer to be seen in a BLANKS.  (There is a reason I used slang terms for the two vehicles in the set-up.)
# ROLLS / ROLLS

10.
The wealthy bakers justify their purchase of luxury cars by saying, “It’s BLANK and we can spend it how we like.”  (Non-baked answer is two words)
# SOURDOUGH / OUR DOUGH

11.
After shoveling 16 tons of fossil fuel, I ended up with some really sore muscles. I had a very bad BLANK.  (This is the toughest one of the set, as it’s more of a homograph than it is a traditional pun. - Also the physical malady implied here is just a made-up term)
# COLACHE / COAL ACHE

12.
Before camping at Yellowstone you will want to read the National Park Service disclaimer about getting naked in front of dangerous wild animals. Pay particular attention to the BLANKS.  (Both answers are two words)
# BEAR CLAWS / BARE CLAUSE

13.
Although they still sell plenty of computers, I’m afraid it’s BLANK laptops are not nearly as popular as they once were.  (Computer brand name is the second word of the non-bread answer) [My use of the word “it’s” was not a typo. I could easily have substituted “it is”] 
# STRUDEL / TRUE DELL

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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


#ROGUERIDDLE number 1005 (update & hints) #RogueRiddle

gary hallock
 

Good morning PUNY. We have only four players at work on this set and it’s still far-from-settled. Player standings this morning are as follows.

Cynthia - 5 kills
Kirk - 4 and two half kills
Lars - 3.5 kills
Alex - 3 kills

Some of these turned out to be surprisingly obtuse, so I’ve offered below a few hints to get our reluctant lurkers into the game. Scan below and see if anything strikes your fancy and submit an answer or two. Never mind that you don’t have the time, energy or inclination to claim the kill, I greatly crave the comfort of knowing that you’ve at least paid attention to my offering.

Gary

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On Jan 5, 2020, at 11:01 AM, Gary Hallock <gary@...> wrote:


ROGUE RIDDLE #1005 - BUNS INTENDED - (A baker’s dozen) - Launched Sunday, January 5, 2020 @ 11am central

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If your computer has not already auto directed you to do so, please submit your guesses directly to <gary@...>
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Below you will find 13 short riddles all on the theme of baked goods. Each contains at least one "BLANK" for you to fill. Where you see the word “BLANKS” it means the required answer will still be a single word but in the plural form.
Be the first to supply me with all (or most) of the required punned answers and you will claim the honor of hosting RR #1006 next weekend.

I will be AFK for much of the afternoon, so please forgive me if I am not able to respond to your guesses until early evening. I generally set no deadlines for my games, so as days go by and I sense participation has maxed out or interest has waned, I will post public clues and eventually a winning player and reveal answers. Let the games begin!


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If your computer has not already auto directed you to do so, please submit your guesses directly to <gary@...>
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1.
When I saw her tossing dinner rolls into a deep narrow hole in the ground, I recognized she was probably not well BLANK. (Non-baked answer is a two word phrase) (Her gender is irrelevant here. I only included it to imply that the writer might have entertained some romantic interest in this person.)

2.
The chronically tired fish visited the doctor and complained, “Whenever I swim a lot BLANKS will get sore. (Non-baked answer is two words and plays on a fish part)

3.
With my left-over dough I created indirect lighting fixtures to illuminate my hallway walls. I call them “BLANKS.” - (The way Brits pronounce this product makes it a better pun.)

4.
When the comedy troupe performs for corporate meetings, they always like to work up some fresh BLANKS.  (Non-baked answer is two words and there’s a bit of slang involved)

5.
The baker wrote lots of romantic letters to his sweet BLANK.  (I can’t imagine any clues should be kneaded here)

6.
At the bottom of his romantic letters, the baker always signed off, “BLANK & BLANKS.”  (Several players have suggested reasonable alternate words but I’m looking for the more obvious. Hint: neither of these baked goods are commonly sweet) 

7.
Whenever he was unhappy with her cooking, my grumpy Spanish uncle usually directed his anger BLANK.  (Non-baked answer is two words - This riddle is both bilingual and bi-cultural)

8.
When the thief was caught stealing flatbread again, the judge threw the book at him because he was a re-BLANK-fender.  (I had hoped to offer a clue for this but could think of naan.)

9.
When a wealthy baker shops for a luxury car, he will generally pass up the Jags and Caddies. They much prefer to be seen in a BLANKS.  (There is a reason I used slang terms for the two vehicles in the set-up.)

10.
The wealthy bakers justify their purchase of luxury cars by saying, “It’s BLANK and we can spend it how we like.”  (Non-baked answer is two words)

11.
After shoveling 16 tons of fossil fuel, I ended up with some really sore muscles. I had a very bad BLANK.  (This is the toughest one of the set, as it’s more of a homograph than it is a traditional pun. - Also the physical malady implied here is just a made-up term)

12.
Before camping at Yellowstone you will want to read the National Park Service disclaimer about getting naked in front of dangerous wild animals. Pay particular attention to the BLANKS.  (Both answers are two words)

13.
Although they still sell plenty of computers, I’m afraid it’s BLANK laptops are not nearly as popular as they once were.  (Computer brand name is the second word of the non-bread answer) [My use of the word “it’s” was not a typo. I could easily have substituted “it is”] 


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If your computer has not already auto directed you to do so, please submit your guesses directly to <gary@...>
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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


#ROGUERIDDLE number 1005 #RogueRiddle

gary hallock
 

ROGUE RIDDLE #1005 - BUNS INTENDED - (A baker’s dozen) - Launched Sunday, January 5, 2020 @ 11am central

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If your computer has not already auto directed you to do so, please submit your guesses directly to <gary@...>
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Below you will find 13 short riddles all on the theme of baked goods. Each contains at least one "BLANK" for you to fill. Where you see the word “BLANKS” it means the required answer will still be a single word but in the plural form.
Be the first to supply me with all (or most) of the required punned answers and you will claim the honor of hosting RR #1006 next weekend.

I will be AFK for much of the afternoon, so please forgive me if I am not able to respond to your guesses until early evening. I generally set no deadlines for my games, so as days go by and I sense participation has maxed out or interest has waned, I will post public clues and eventually a winning player and reveal answers. Let the games begin!


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If your computer has not already auto directed you to do so, please submit your guesses directly to <gary@...>
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1.
When I saw her tossing dinner rolls into a deep narrow hole in the ground, I recognized she was probably not well BLANK.

2.
The chronically tired fish visited the doctor and complained, “Whenever I swim a lot BLANKS will get sore.

3.
With my left-over dough I created indirect lighting fixtures to illuminate my hallway walls. I call them “BLANKS.”

4.
When the comedy troupe performs for corporate meetings, they always like to work up some fresh BLANKS.

5.
The baker wrote lots of romantic letters to his sweet BLANK.

6.
At the bottom of his romantic letters, the baker always signed off, “BLANK & BLANKS.”

7.
Whenever he was unhappy with her cooking, my grumpy Spanish uncle usually directed his anger BLANK.

8.
When the thief was caught stealing flatbread again, the judge threw the book at him because he was a re-BLANK-fender.

9.
When a wealthy baker shops for a luxury car, he will generally pass up the Jags and Caddies. They much prefer to be seen in a BLANKS.

10.
The wealthy bakers justify their purchase of luxury cars by saying, “It’s BLANK and we can spend it how we like.”

11.
After shoveling 16 tons of fossil fuel, I ended up with some really sore muscles. I had a very bad BLANK.

12.
Before camping at Yellowstone you will want to read the National Park Service disclaimer about getting naked in front of dangerous wild animals. Pay particular attention to the BLANKS.

13.
Although they still sell plenty of computers, I’m afraid it’s BLANK laptops are not nearly as popular as they once were.


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If your computer has not already auto directed you to do so, please submit your guesses directly to <gary@...>
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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


1 hour Rogue warning

gary hallock
 

Rogue Riddle #1005 will launch at 11am central.

It will be a collection of fill-in-the-blank riddles on a common theme.

I will be AFK for much of the afternoon, so please forgive me if I fail to respond rapidly. I will catch up with guesses and guessers early evening.

Gary Hallock
gary@...





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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


OT: advice/contacts request

joseph h
 

I have been contacted about the situation of a lady in NC; she is someone I have corresponded with for some years; Much of her life has been devoted to helping others and fighting scams. My contact says the lady has now been caught in a scam, following two strokes:

"Some of you may have heard about a guardianship scam. Here’s how it works: lawyers find out about a person in ill health, particularly if they are mentally or verbally impaired, and who has no local relatives. The lawyer then goes to a (often crooked) clerk of the court and gets them to sign the authorization for a guardianship of that person and their assets. The person then cannot act on his or her own behalf, and has no further rights, for all intents and purposes. The lawyer seizes their home, their financial accounts, and their credit, and takes total control — even over their body."

The urgent need is to find a lawyer or organisation competent to deal in this area; it is, apparently, either "... guardianships but this probably falls under the heading of elder law. "

If anyone has any suggestions that might help I will be pleased to pass them on.

Joseph


Rogue Riddle 1004 final/winner declaration

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Entries came in nicely, and I’ll post them all below in order received before revealing the winner (it was a tough choice between several outstanding entries) at the bottom. Ready?

 

Alex:

well red

are my test results black

 

Lars:

sub lime

 

Gary

Church puce

Kissin’ teal

Peas ‘n’ Earthtones

Black to the fuchsia

Azure like it

Hue blue it

Furrowed Brown

Buttermilk pink aches

Brains & bronze

Verde go?

 

Marilyn:

Orange you glad we saw the sunset?

 

Bill (who included pictures with his entries):

La Moray Blue / L'Amour est blue

Village Purple / Village People

Mennen Black / Men In Black

Self Azured / self assured

Olive for this / I live for this

 

Doug:

I land Maroon

Orange uglad

Limelight

Dory Ann Gray

Sea blue azure favorite (color)

Un Teal

 

Norm:

“Purple"

“Excuse me!”

 

And the winner (by a hair’s margin)…

church puce (Gary)

 

Leerless will host Rogue 1005 this coming weekend—our first Rogue of the new year.

 

Take it away, Gary!

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


Re: What's bugging you?

Lee Jackson
 

On top of it all, I need to remind the group that I'm running on a different motor than normal. My usual laptop is stuck in the UPS stream en route to Gigabyte for repairs. I'm having to therefore use not only a different computer, but the webmail interface to my server instead of the usual Thunderbird interface.
 
If my Administrangling is a bit slow as a result, please do forgive. We are working hard to correct the problem.

> -------Original Message-------
> From: gary hallock <gary@...>
> To: main@puny.groups.io <main@puny.groups.io>
> Subject: Re: [puny] What's bugging you?
> Sent: Dec 30 '19 09:46
>
> Yeah, and beyond that, there were two typos in my brief-but-pithy
> quip. Allow me to amend that here...
>
> A salt rival? Might you be referring to pepper spray? That might be
> useful if you frequent the batteries of the city.
>
> Gary Hallock
>
> ================
>
> On Dec 30, 2019, at 5:36 AM, Cynthia MacGregor
> <Cynthia@...> wrote:
>
>
>
> NOTE: This email JUST NOW came in: Monday the 30th, 6:30 AM. According
> to my email program it was sent THURSDAY. It must have been travelling
> by muleback.
>
> Make it a splendiferous day!
>
> Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor
>
> Freelance writer/editor
>
> www.cynthiamacgregor.com
>
> Pass a smile along
>
> FROM: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io> on behalf of Gary Hallock
> <gary@...>
> REPLY-TO: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io>
> DATE: Thursday, December 26, 2019 at 12:54 PM
> TO: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io>
> SUBJECT: Re: [puny] What's bugging you?
>
> A salt rival? Might you be referring to pepper spray? That might be
> useful is your frequent the batteries of the city.
>
> Gary Hallock
>
> =============
>
> On Dec 26, 2019, at 11:07 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...>
> wrote:
>
> I saw this as a facebook add a few days and so far have resisted;
> however, now I have yielded.
>
> There is a contraption called a Bug Salt Fly Gun. It shoots salt to
> kill insects.
>
> Now that is a salt rifle. Perhaps it runs on electricity and uses
> ???????
>
> GR
>
> --
>
> Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
>
> >
>
> --
> Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
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Re: What's bugging you?

gary hallock
 

Yeah, and beyond that, there were two typos in my brief-but-pithy quip. Allow me to amend that here... 

A salt rival? Might you be referring to pepper spray? That might be useful if you frequent the batteries of the city.

 

Gary Hallock


================

On Dec 30, 2019, at 5:36 AM, Cynthia MacGregor <Cynthia@...> wrote:



NOTE: This email JUST NOW came in: Monday the 30th, 6:30 AM. According to my email program it was sent THURSDAY. It must have been travelling by muleback.

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along

 

From: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io> on behalf of Gary Hallock <gary@...>
Reply-To: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io>
Date: Thursday, December 26, 2019 at 12:54 PM
To: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] What's bugging you?

 

 

A salt rival? Might you be referring to pepper spray? That might be useful is your frequent the batteries of the city.

 

Gary Hallock

 

=============

 

On Dec 26, 2019, at 11:07 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:

 

I saw this as a facebook add a few days and so far have resisted; however, now I have yielded.

 

There is a contraption called a Bug Salt Fly Gun. It shoots salt to kill insects.

 

Now that is a salt rifle. Perhaps it runs on electricity and uses ????????

 

GR

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

 

 

 


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Re: What's bugging you?

Cynthia MacGregor
 

NOTE: This email JUST NOW came in: Monday the 30th, 6:30 AM. According to my email program it was sent THURSDAY. It must have been travelling by muleback.

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along

 

From: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io> on behalf of Gary Hallock <gary@...>
Reply-To: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io>
Date: Thursday, December 26, 2019 at 12:54 PM
To: PUNY <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] What's bugging you?

 

 

A salt rival? Might you be referring to pepper spray? That might be useful is your frequent the batteries of the city.

 

Gary Hallock

 

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On Dec 26, 2019, at 11:07 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:

 

I saw this as a facebook add a few days and so far have resisted; however, now I have yielded.

 

There is a contraption called a Bug Salt Fly Gun. It shoots salt to kill insects.

 

Now that is a salt rifle. Perhaps it runs on electricity and uses ????????

 

GR

 

 

 

 

 

 

--

Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

 

 

 


Re: ROGUE RIDDLE 1004 #ROGUERIDDLE#

gary hallock
 

Well, that’s an important bit of information to know as well. Another strange thing is that I composed and sent out this alert this morning shortly past 9am. Now it’s just showing up here nearly 11 hours later. Probably not helping out much. I also just this evening received a PUNY quip that I’d posted out last Thursday. What the heck is going with the space time continuum these days? Seems we can’t really count on anything anymore! I’m moving back to snail mail!

Gary H.
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On Dec 29, 2019, at 7:27 PM, Lars Hanson <parkersan2001@...> wrote:

Gary,

    Good warning, but not quite correct.

    The subject line must end with the following, exacly:

        #RogueRiddle

    No spaces.  No second hashtag (#).  Otherwise the hashtag ending will be ignored.

    Aloha,

        Lars

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On Dec 29, 2019, at 19:42, gary hallock <gary@...> wrote:

HASHTAG Alert!!!!! 

In her enthusiasm for posting a “new-style” riddle, Cyn inadvertently used her hashtags parenthetically. Apparently this does not work, as clicking “reply” will send your contributions back to the list, and not directly to her, as is the requested form for submission. 

Please be cautious about public reveals, as we are still in our “break-in” period on this shake down cruise.

Gary H.


On Dec 29, 2019, at 1:55 AM, Cynthia MacGregor <Cynthia@...> wrote:



RR 1004

 

I really like the new-style riddles, so that’s what we’re going to play this week.

 

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Which is the punniest color of all?

 

The wind blue

Lohen green

Mouse turd yellow.

 

Your turn. Submit as many punny colors as you like by Tuesday at 5 AM Eastern. I’ll judge the one I find funniest and declare whoever submitted it the winner.

 

YOU ARE WELCOME TO PLAY EVEN IF YOU DECLINE TO HOST THE NEXT ROGUE, BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE, ADVISE ME WITH YOUR ANSWER THAT YOU ARE A NON-HOST FOR ROGUE #1005.

 

Remember to send all entries to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

Now go ahead and color my world!

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

Gary Hallock




--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Re: ROGUE RIDDLE 1004 #ROGUERIDDLE#

Lars Hanson
 

Gary,

    Good warning, but not quite correct.

    The subject line must end with the following, exacly:

        #RogueRiddle

    No spaces.  No second hashtag (#).  Otherwise the hashtag ending will be ignored.

    Aloha,

        Lars

======================


On Dec 29, 2019, at 19:42, gary hallock <gary@...> wrote:

HASHTAG Alert!!!!! 

In her enthusiasm for posting a “new-style” riddle, Cyn inadvertently used her hashtags parenthetically. Apparently this does not work, as clicking “reply” will send your contributions back to the list, and not directly to her, as is the requested form for submission. 

Please be cautious about public reveals, as we are still in our “break-in” period on this shake down cruise.

Gary H.


On Dec 29, 2019, at 1:55 AM, Cynthia MacGregor <Cynthia@...> wrote:



RR 1004

 

I really like the new-style riddles, so that’s what we’re going to play this week.

 

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Which is the punniest color of all?

 

The wind blue

Lohen green

Mouse turd yellow.

 

Your turn. Submit as many punny colors as you like by Tuesday at 5 AM Eastern. I’ll judge the one I find funniest and declare whoever submitted it the winner.

 

YOU ARE WELCOME TO PLAY EVEN IF YOU DECLINE TO HOST THE NEXT ROGUE, BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE, ADVISE ME WITH YOUR ANSWER THAT YOU ARE A NON-HOST FOR ROGUE #1005.

 

Remember to send all entries to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

Now go ahead and color my world!

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Re: ROGUE RIDDLE 1004 #ROGUERIDDLE#

gary hallock
 

HASHTAG Alert!!!!! 

In her enthusiasm for posting a “new-style” riddle, Cyn inadvertently used her hashtags parenthetically. Apparently this does not work, as clicking “reply” will send your contributions back to the list, and not directly to her, as is the requested form for submission. 

Please be cautious about public reveals, as we are still in our “break-in” period on this shake down cruise.

Gary H.


On Dec 29, 2019, at 1:55 AM, Cynthia MacGregor <Cynthia@...> wrote:



RR 1004

 

I really like the new-style riddles, so that’s what we’re going to play this week.

 

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Which is the punniest color of all?

 

The wind blue

Lohen green

Mouse turd yellow.

 

Your turn. Submit as many punny colors as you like by Tuesday at 5 AM Eastern. I’ll judge the one I find funniest and declare whoever submitted it the winner.

 

YOU ARE WELCOME TO PLAY EVEN IF YOU DECLINE TO HOST THE NEXT ROGUE, BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE, ADVISE ME WITH YOUR ANSWER THAT YOU ARE A NON-HOST FOR ROGUE #1005.

 

Remember to send all entries to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

Now go ahead and color my world!

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Re: What's bugging you?

gary hallock
 

A salt rival? Might you be referring to pepper spray? That might be useful is your frequent the batteries of the city.

Gary Hallock

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On Dec 26, 2019, at 11:07 AM, portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:

I saw this as a facebook add a few days and so far have resisted; however, now I have yielded.

There is a contraption called a Bug Salt Fly Gun. It shoots salt to kill insects.

Now that is a salt rifle. Perhaps it runs on electricity and uses ????????

GR






--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


ROGUE RIDDLE 1004 #ROGUERIDDLE#

Cynthia MacGregor
 

RR 1004

 

I really like the new-style riddles, so that’s what we’re going to play this week.

 

Mirror, mirror on the wall,

Which is the punniest color of all?

 

The wind blue

Lohen green

Mouse turd yellow.

 

Your turn. Submit as many punny colors as you like by Tuesday at 5 AM Eastern. I’ll judge the one I find funniest and declare whoever submitted it the winner.

 

YOU ARE WELCOME TO PLAY EVEN IF YOU DECLINE TO HOST THE NEXT ROGUE, BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE, ADVISE ME WITH YOUR ANSWER THAT YOU ARE A NON-HOST FOR ROGUE #1005.

 

Remember to send all entries to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

Now go ahead and color my world!

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along