Date   

moderated School Daze

doug
 

Back in college, they had a form to sign-up for specific courses. For Geology-101, it said "Rock Enroll" 
Doug Spector


moderated Rogue Riddle 977 24 Hour Alert

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

In T - 24 hours (or thereabouts) the launch of RR977 will commence. You’ve been given fare, and propeller warning ...

Chris G

As a side note, I sent the riddle to a Sports Book in Vegas, and they’ve established the following odds of solving:

Lars - 9/4
Kirk - 3/1
Gary - 7/2
Cyn - 9/2
David - 5/1
Doug - 6/1
“Field” - 10/1

Feel free to engage in a few wagers, amongst yourselves...


moderated Rogue Riddle 976

Cynthia MacGregor
 

The Rogue has drawn to a close with—eventually—two players.

 

I hereby declare Jim the winner with Chris getting Very Honorable Mention for cleverness.

 

Again, the punch lines:

 

1 – Ulysses S. Grunt

2 – car-icature

3 – marriage vowels

4 – hurrycane

5 – measuremint

6 – mattresscide

7 – orangyoutan

8 – camembear

9 - below knee

10 – hippopartamus

11 – abracadaver

 

Jim's winning entries:

 

  1. What U.S. president made obnoxious noises while exercising?
  2. What do you call it when an artist draws a funny-looking Ford?
  3. What is it called when a couple say things like “I do” and “U do” in a ceremony?
  4. What is a fast-moving windstorm?
  5. Where does the U.S. government count its money?
  6. What do you call murdering someone by suffocating them in bed?
  7. What is a two-toned gorilla?
  8. What is Winney the Pooh’s favorite cheese?
  9. How is a favorite lunch meat like a lower part of the leg? One is baloney and the other is …
  10. Which area of a large animal is often in the old riddle about whether a Zippo is heavier?
  11. What did the Medical Examiner say after making a corpse disappear?

 

Chris's very clever entries:

 

1 – Haiku

Former Civil War

Hero, with constipation  

Ulysses S. Grunt



2 – Haiku

Auto mechanic 

Turned artist, was fond of his

New car-icature



3 – Haiku

Newlyweds repeat,

I O, over and over.

Their marriage vowels



4 – I got nothing

hurrycane



5 – Haiku

A candy wrapper

Has a template. She uses

It for measuremint



6 – Haiku

Oedipus Rex got 

Upset with his bed, and

Commits mattresscide



7 – Let somebody else mock Trump

orangyoutan



8 – I got Nothing 

camembear



9 - Haiku

Oscar Mayer made

Promiscuous daughter wear

Her dress, below knee



10 – Haiku

Greek Siamese twins 

Like river horses. Named theirs:

Hippo-part-a-mus



11 – Haiku

Mortician who turned

Magician, loves to utter:

“Abracadaver”

 

Jim, can u host this coming wknd?

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Re: ROGUE RIDDLE - PUNCH LINES - COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

See below:


On Jun 17, 2019, at 11:05 AM, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

I feel like the little girl I once was whom nobody wanted to play with.

NOBODY has sent ONE SINGLE ENTRY to the Rogue! Tell me about it; only two played my last RR

It's not Pun-Off weekend.

It's not SuperBowl Sunday.

Were you all watching the golf game yesterday? YES

Even so…it's today now. SO IT IS

WHERE IS EVERYBODY? HERE

Are you boycotting me? NO

Shunning me? NO

Do I have Body Odor? PERHAPS 

Play with me! OK 

Rogue Riddle # 976 SENT 

Remember DON'T hit Reply.

Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:

Cynthia@...

Here, now, the Riddle:

RR 976 – Punch lines

And now for something completely different!

What follows are punch lines. What’s missing is the riddles that lead to these punch line answers. YOU supply the riddles for as many as you can.

Judging is admittedly subjective. My tastes rule as I decide who has the most clever questions. Get your entries in by Tuesday morning, when I’ll decide/announce the winner. Ready? Set. VanGogh!

1 – Ulysses S. Grunt

2 – car-icature

3 – marriage vowels

4 – hurrycane

5 – measuremint

6 – mattresscide

7 – orangyoutan

8 – camembear

9 - below knee

10 – hippopartamus

11 – abracadaver

Make it a splendiferous day!

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

Pass a smile along

Make it a splendiferous day!

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

Pass a smile along

[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]


moderated ROGUE RIDDLE - PUNCH LINES - COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME

Cynthia MacGregor
 

I feel like the little girl I once was whom nobody wanted to play with.



NOBODY has sent ONE SINGLE ENTRY to the Rogue!



It's not Pun-Off weekend.

It's not SuperBowl Sunday.

Were you all watching the golf game yesterday?

Even so…it's today now.



WHERE IS EVERYBODY?



Are you boycotting me?

Shunning me?

Do I have Body Odor?

Play with me!



Rogue Riddle # 976



Remember DON'T hit Reply.



Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:



Cynthia@cynthiamacgregor.com



Here, now, the Riddle:



RR 976 – Punch lines



And now for something completely different!



What follows are punch lines. What’s missing is the riddles that lead to these punch line answers. YOU supply the riddles for as many as you can.



Judging is admittedly subjective. My tastes rule as I decide who has the most clever questions. Get your entries in by Tuesday morning, when I’ll decide/announce the winner. Ready? Set. VanGogh!



1 – Ulysses S. Grunt

2 – car-icature

3 – marriage vowels

4 – hurrycane

5 – measuremint

6 – mattresscide

7 – orangyoutan

8 – camembear

9 - below knee

10 – hippopartamus

11 – abracadaver





Make it a splendiferous day!



Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com



Pass a smile along







Make it a splendiferous day!



Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com



Pass a smile along



[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]


moderated RR 976 – Punch lines

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Rogue Riddle # 976

 

Remember DON'T hit Reply.

 

Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

Here, now, the Riddle:

 

RR 976 – Punch lines

 

And now for something completely different!

 

What follows are punch lines. What’s missing is the riddles that lead to these punch line answers. YOU supply the riddles for as many as you can.

 

Judging is admittedly subjective. My tastes rule as I decide who has the most clever questions. Get your entries in by Tuesday morning, when I’ll decide/announce the winner. Ready? Set. VanGogh!

 

1 – Ulysses S. Grunt

2 – car-icature

3 – marriage vowels

4 – hurrycane

5 – measuremint

6 – mattresscide

7 – orangyoutan

8 – camembear

9  - below knee

10 – hippopartamus

11 – abracadaver

 

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Be careful what you ask for

doug
 

A sheepherder noticed all her fellow sheepherders
were now driving fancy cars to herd their flocks in Ferraris,Aston Martins,Mercedes and BMW's...So, she 
prayed "I too, would like to be seen in something nice while herding."  So, God gave her a lamb bikini 👙

Doug Spector


moderated Rogue warning for tomorrow

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Tomorrow morning at oh-dark-thirty, Rogue Riddle 976—"Something completely different"—will be launched.

 

Beep repaired

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Answers - Rogue Riddle 975 - Something to crow about

Kirk Miller
 

Five people played this week and three of them solved everything on Saturday, so I'm revealing the answers now.

Cyn will host Riddle 976 next weekend.  She solved right after Chris did, but Chris opted out since he hosted last week.


1

The crows' charity benefit draws

Many donors and lots of applause.

            I asked, "Why give money?"

            She said to me, "Honey,

People know it is for a good caws."

 

2

Baby crow has a face that is dour

'Cause the food mommy fed tasted sour.

            It's a veggie that's white

            But just doesn't taste right.

Baby crow doesn't like caw-liflower.

 

3

Crow committed some major faux pas.

What he did was against many laws.

            His fowl talk was a shame.

            A policeman then came

To arrest him on probable caws.

 

4

Many birds in the trees have been talking

About what crows are doing; it's shocking.

            To waterproof a nest,

            Crows say that what the best

Kind of sealant to use is caw-king.

 

5

If you don't like a pun, I presume

When you read these five lines, you will fume.

            This last Halloween,

            A crow had been seen;

He was wearing a graveyard caws-tomb.

 

6

When the crow died and took its last breath,

Siblings wondered just why.  Was it meth?

            The autopsy said

            The reason's he's dead

Methamphetamine use: caws of death.

 

7

Crow once sat on a phone wire be-caws

He intended to talk to macaws

            That were friends far away

            On the edge of LA.

He was making some long distance caws.

 

8

In a flock of some crows, there is one

That is constantly making a pun.

            He's an outcast, you see.

            When they fly to a tree,

Other crows will proceed with caw-shun.

 

9

I know of a crow that's a robber

Whose victims he always will clobber.

            He is gruesome and grim,

            So what folks say 'bout him:

Crow's actions are really ma-caw-bre.

 

10

If crows uttered harsh cries, you'd expect

Other birds would most likely detect

            There was something amiss,

            And such actions as this

Would result in some caws and effect.

 

11

There's a crow that I know, a Malaysian

That I met on a special occasion.

            He's not black, but instead

            From his tail to his head

Is light coloring; he's a caw-casian.

 

12

At a meeting of crows in Caracas,

They became rather rowdy and raucous.

            This political group

            Then decided to swoop

Down to trees and conducted a caw-cus.

 
Kirk Miller
Live Aloha!


moderated Rogue Riddle 975 - Something to crow about

Kirk Miller
 

Each of the 12 limericks below contains one or more missing words.  Supply the missing words.  The person with the most correct answers wins.

 

Crows at Christmastime don't have the blahs,

And the reason is simply be-caws

            While they sleep Christmas eve,

            They are sure they'll receive

Lots of gifts from the famed _______   _______.

 

Answer:  Santa Caws

 

**************************************************

*****  Send your answers to kirkmiller@...    *****

*****  Do NOT click "Reply" because that will send  *****

*****  your reply to everybody on this mailing list.  ******

**************************************************

 

1

The crows' charity benefit draws

Many donors and lots of applause.

            I asked, "Why give money?"

            She said to me, "Honey,

People know it is for a _______   _______."

 

2

Baby crow has a face that is dour

'Cause the food mommy fed tasted sour.

            It's a veggie that's white

            But just doesn't taste right.

Baby crow doesn't like ­_______-_______.

 

3

Crow committed some major faux pas.

What he did was against many laws.

            His fowl talk was a shame.

            A policeman then came

To arrest him on _______   _______.

 

4

Many birds in the trees have been talking

About what crows are doing; it's shocking.

            To waterproof a nest,

            Crows say that what the best

Kind of sealant to use is _______-_______.

 

5

If you don't like a pun, I presume

When you read these five lines, you will fume.

            This last Halloween,

            A crow had been seen;

He was wearing a graveyard _______-_______.

 

6

When the crow died and took its last breath,

Siblings wondered just why.  Was it meth?

            The autopsy said

            The reason's he's dead

Methamphetamine use: _______   _______   _______.

 

7

Crow once sat on a phone wire be-caws

He intended to talk to macaws

            That were friends far away

            On the edge of LA.

He was making some _______   _______   _______.

 

8

In a flock of some crows, there is one

That is constantly making a pun.

            He's an outcast, you see.

            When they fly to a tree,

Other crows will proceed with _______-_______.

 

9

I know of a crow that's a robber

Whose victims he always will clobber.

            He is gruesome and grim,

            So what folks say 'bout him:

Crow's actions are really _______-_______-_______.

 

10

If crows uttered harsh cries, you'd expect

Other birds would most likely detect

            There was something amiss,

            And such actions as this

Would result in some _______   _______   _______.

 

11

There's a crow that I know, a Malaysian

That I met on a special occasion.

            He's not black, but instead

            From his tail to his head

Is light coloring; he's a _______-_______.

 

12

At a meeting of crows in Caracas,

They became rather rowdy and raucous.

            This political group

            Then decided to swoop

Down to trees and conducted a _______-_______.

 

**************************************************

*****  Send your answers to kirkmiller@...    *****

*****  Do NOT click "Reply" because that will send  *****

*****  your reply to everybody on this mailing list.  ******

**************************************************


moderated Riddle 975 Warning

Kirk Miller
 


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle #974 UPDATE 4 and REVEAL ...

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

Well, not surprisingly, the two players who solved the riddle were the ones I aped.  Both Kirk and Gary got BINGO's, albeit with a few clues thrown in from yours, truly.  Kirk arrived at the answer a short while before Gary, so he will host RR #975 this coming weekend. 

See below for the reveal / pun. 

Chris

On Jun 1, 2019, at 12:30 PM, Chris Gross wrote:


<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Rouge Riddle #974 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Limericks and Haikus <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

They say that apery is the highest form of flattery. Or in my case, perhaps, flatulence. But here I am, taking a page out of Kirk Miller and Gary Hallock’s book, and offering a series of limericks (and haikus), which contain clues to the REAL reveal in the end. The clues are there to help you complete the final haiku; which contains the pun. Unlike Kirk and Gary, I’ve already filled in all of the BLANKS. Except for one. The final line of the final haiku; which, as is standard, contains the obligatory 5 syllables.
 
You’ll figure this out as you go along. I hope!
 
I’m not going to preface this with more puns, or play-on-words. Those will be left to your imagination, and miner skills needed to extract these “gems”. Hope you have fun solving!
 
As always, the rogue riddle game ends once someone has achieved “BINGO”, or by Tuesday, June 4, at midnight EDT. Since there is just one reveal, your answer must be the first to match mine, exactly, to claim the privilege and honor of hosting #975. But if you’re close, I will hand it off to whoever got closest first … Anyone who responds/guesses will get further hints if totally clueless. To encourage more players, I will REVEAL the answer and WINNER late Tuesday night, or Wednesday morning.


Herewith, the riddle:

Having skills when she plucks at the string
Always thrills me; it sounds like she sings
Really softly. Angel-like.
Pedaling, as if on bike
Spin-class never had one of these things …

THE ACROSTIC LIMERICK SPELLED OUT "HARPS" / THE PERSON PLAYING THIS INSTRUMENT IS EITHER KNOWN AS A HARPIST OR HARPER

What amazes me ‘bout this musician,
Every time that she has an audition,
Is the dress that she wears
Really’s shear, and it bares
Derriere. Judges like her volition. 

THE ACROSTIC LIMERICK SPELLED OUT "WEIRD"

At times, she will play
For a church’s charity.
I think that’s plucky. 

ANOTHER WORD FOR CHURCH CHARITY EVENT IS "BAZAAR"

And in her spare time
She’s reading up on fashion;
To replace worn dress.

THE HARPER'S BAZAAR IS A FASHION MAGAZINE, DATING BACK TO THE 1860'S

If you’ve got the clue
The reveal will be easy:
THE HARPER'S BIZARRE (the pun)

JUST LIKE ME ... WEIRD, BIZARRE, and at times PLUCKY ...

See what you get when you let ME win the weekly riddle???!!! ;^)



moderated Re: Rogue Riddle #974 ... Drum Roll, please ... UPDATE 3 ...

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

We have a few active players; one of whom is very close to solving.  It's not too late to play ...

The next key "clue" is the second haiku.  What would a young woman read to learn about fashion? 

And the second acrostic limerick - WEIRD - is a crucial clue ... 

And since I am in the "giving" mood, the five syllable BLANK has the following letter count:

3/6'1/7

Chris

On Sunday, June 2, 2019, 4:18:51 PM EDT, Chris Gross ca_12_dozen@... [puny] wrote:


 

Second clue:

Church charity (event) is the key clue in the first haiku ...



> On Jun 2, 2019, at 7:38 AM, Chris Gross wrote:
>
> Dear punsters:
>
> So far I’ve heard from two players. Neither seem to know where this ship is heading; in fairness, and to encourage more to take a stab, I’ll offer the first set of clues. Look carefully at the limericks. They are acrostic. Let’s see if this helps to trigger a guess ...
>
>> On Jun 1, 2019, at 12:30 PM, Chris Gross wrote:
>>
>>
>> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Rouge Riddle #974 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
>>
>> <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Limericks and Haikus <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
>>
>> They say that apery is the highest form of flattery. Or in my case, perhaps, flatulence. But here I am, taking a page out of Kirk Miller and Gary Hallock’s book, and offering a series of limericks (and haikus), which contain clues to the REAL reveal in the end. The clues are there to help you complete the final haiku; which contains the pun. Unlike Kirk and Gary, I’ve already filled in all of the BLANKS. Except for one. The final line of the final haiku; which, as is standard, contains the obligatory 5 syllables.
>>
>> You’ll figure this out as you go along. I hope!
>>
>> I’m not going to preface this with more puns, or play-on-words. Those will be left to your imagination, and miner skills needed to extract these “gems”. Hope you have fun solving!
>>
>> As always, the rogue riddle game ends once someone has achieved “BINGO”, or by Tuesday, June 4, at midnight EDT. Since there is just one reveal, your answer must be the first to match mine, exactly, to claim the privilege and honor of hosting #975. But if you’re close, I will hand it off to whoever got closest first … Anyone who responds/guesses will get further hints if totally clueless. To encourage more players, I will REVEAL the answer and WINNER late Tuesday night, or Wednesday morning.
>>
>>
>>
>> Herewith, the riddle:
>>
>>
>>
>> Having skills when she plucks at the strings
>>
>> Always thrills me; it sounds like she sings
>>
>> Really softly. Angel-like.
>>
>> Pedaling, as if on bike.
>>
>> Spin-class never had one of these things …
>>
>>
>>
>> What amazes me ‘bout this musician,
>>
>> Every time that she has an audition,
>>
>> Is the dress that she wears
>>
>> Really’s shear, and it bares
>>
>> Derriere. Judges like her volition.
>>
>>
>>
>> At times, she will play
>>
>> For a church’s charity.
>>
>> I think that’s plucky.
>>
>>
>>
>> And in her spare time
>>
>> She’s reading up on fashion;
>>
>> To replace worn dress.
>>
>>
>>
>> If you’ve got the clues
>>
>> The reveal will be easy:
>>
>> BLANK
>>
>>
>>
>> Please send your guess to my email:
>>
>> ca_12_dozen@...
>>
>>
>>
>> Chris Gross
>> ca_12_dozen@...


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle #974 ... Drum Roll, please ... UPDATE 2 ...

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

Second clue:

Church charity (event) is the key clue in the first haiku ...

On Jun 2, 2019, at 7:38 AM, Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com> wrote:

Dear punsters:

So far I’ve heard from two players. Neither seem to know where this ship is heading; in fairness, and to encourage more to take a stab, I’ll offer the first set of clues. Look carefully at the limericks. They are acrostic. Let’s see if this helps to trigger a guess ...

On Jun 1, 2019, at 12:30 PM, Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com> wrote:


<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Rouge Riddle #974 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Limericks and Haikus <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

They say that apery is the highest form of flattery. Or in my case, perhaps, flatulence. But here I am, taking a page out of Kirk Miller and Gary Hallock’s book, and offering a series of limericks (and haikus), which contain clues to the REAL reveal in the end. The clues are there to help you complete the final haiku; which contains the pun. Unlike Kirk and Gary, I’ve already filled in all of the BLANKS. Except for one. The final line of the final haiku; which, as is standard, contains the obligatory 5 syllables.

You’ll figure this out as you go along. I hope!

I’m not going to preface this with more puns, or play-on-words. Those will be left to your imagination, and miner skills needed to extract these “gems”. Hope you have fun solving!

As always, the rogue riddle game ends once someone has achieved “BINGO”, or by Tuesday, June 4, at midnight EDT. Since there is just one reveal, your answer must be the first to match mine, exactly, to claim the privilege and honor of hosting #975. But if you’re close, I will hand it off to whoever got closest first … Anyone who responds/guesses will get further hints if totally clueless. To encourage more players, I will REVEAL the answer and WINNER late Tuesday night, or Wednesday morning.



Herewith, the riddle:



Having skills when she plucks at the strings

Always thrills me; it sounds like she sings

Really softly. Angel-like.

Pedaling, as if on bike.

Spin-class never had one of these things …



What amazes me ‘bout this musician,

Every time that she has an audition,

Is the dress that she wears

Really’s shear, and it bares

Derriere. Judges like her volition.



At times, she will play

For a church’s charity.

I think that’s plucky.



And in her spare time

She’s reading up on fashion;

To replace worn dress.



If you’ve got the clues

The reveal will be easy:

BLANK



Please send your guess to my email:

ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com



Chris Gross
ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle #974 ... Drum Roll, please ... UPDATE ...

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

Dear punsters:

So far I’ve heard from two players. Neither seem to know where this ship is heading; in fairness, and to encourage more to take a stab, I’ll offer the first set of clues. Look carefully at the limericks. They are acrostic. Let’s see if this helps to trigger a guess ...

On Jun 1, 2019, at 12:30 PM, Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com> wrote:


<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Rouge Riddle #974 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Limericks and Haikus <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

They say that apery is the highest form of flattery. Or in my case, perhaps, flatulence. But here I am, taking a page out of Kirk Miller and Gary Hallock’s book, and offering a series of limericks (and haikus), which contain clues to the REAL reveal in the end. The clues are there to help you complete the final haiku; which contains the pun. Unlike Kirk and Gary, I’ve already filled in all of the BLANKS. Except for one. The final line of the final haiku; which, as is standard, contains the obligatory 5 syllables.

You’ll figure this out as you go along. I hope!

I’m not going to preface this with more puns, or play-on-words. Those will be left to your imagination, and miner skills needed to extract these “gems”. Hope you have fun solving!

As always, the rogue riddle game ends once someone has achieved “BINGO”, or by Tuesday, June 4, at midnight EDT. Since there is just one reveal, your answer must be the first to match mine, exactly, to claim the privilege and honor of hosting #975. But if you’re close, I will hand it off to whoever got closest first … Anyone who responds/guesses will get further hints if totally clueless. To encourage more players, I will REVEAL the answer and WINNER late Tuesday night, or Wednesday morning.



Herewith, the riddle:



Having skills when she plucks at the strings

Always thrills me; it sounds like she sings

Really softly. Angel-like.

Pedaling, as if on bike.

Spin-class never had one of these things …



What amazes me ‘bout this musician,

Every time that she has an audition,

Is the dress that she wears

Really’s shear, and it bares

Derriere. Judges like her volition.



At times, she will play

For a church’s charity.

I think that’s plucky.



And in her spare time

She’s reading up on fashion;

To replace worn dress.



If you’ve got the clues

The reveal will be easy:

BLANK



Please send your guess to my email:

ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com



Chris Gross
ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle #974 ... Drum Roll, please ...

Lars Hanson
 

Chris,

    One of these reminds me of an old limerick.  As I recall, it went something like:

    There once was a lady of Natchez
    Whose clothing was always in patches.
    When the clergy complained,
    She simply explained,
    “Whenever ah itches ah scratches!”

    Aloha,

        Lars


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On Jun 1, 2019, at 12:30 PM, Chris Gross ca_12_dozen@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 


<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Rouge Riddle #974 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Limericks and Haikus <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

They say that apery is the highest form of flattery. Or in my case, perhaps, flatulence.   But here I am, taking a page out of Kirk Miller and Gary Hallock’s book, and offering a series of limericks (and haikus), which contain clues to the REAL reveal in the end. The clues are there to help you complete the final haiku; which contains the pun.  Unlike Kirk and Gary, I’ve already filled in all of the BLANKS.  Except for one.  The final line of the final haiku; which, as is standard, contains the obligatory 5 syllables.

You’ll figure this out as you go along. I hope!

I’m not going to preface this with more puns, or play-on-words. Those will be left to your imagination, and miner skills needed to extract these “gems”. Hope you have fun solving!

As always, the rogue riddle game ends once someone has achieved “BINGO”, or by Tuesday, June 4, at midnight EDT.  Since there is just one reveal, your answer must be the first to match mine, exactly, to claim the privilege and honor of hosting #975.  But if you’re close, I will hand it off to whoever got closest first … Anyone who responds/guesses will get further hints if totally clueless. To encourage more players, I will REVEAL the answer and WINNER late Tuesday night, or Wednesday morning.

 

Herewith, the riddle:

 

Having skills when she plucks at the strings

Always thrills me; it sounds like she sings

Really softly. Angel-like.

Pedaling, as if on bike.

Spin-class never had one of these things …

 

What amazes me ‘bout this musician,

Every time that she has an audition,

Is the dress that she wears

Really’s shear, and it bares

Derriere.  Judges like her volition.

 

At times, she will play

For a church’s charity.

I think that’s plucky.

 

And in her spare time

She’s reading up on fashion;

To replace worn dress.

 

If you’ve got the clues

The reveal will be easy:

BLANK

 

Please send your guess to my email: 

ca_12_dozen@... 

Chris Gross
ca_12_dozen@...


moderated Rogue Riddle #974 ... Drum Roll, please ...

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Rouge Riddle #974 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

 <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> Limericks and Haikus <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>

They say that apery is the highest form of flattery. Or in my case, perhaps, flatulence.   But here I am, taking a page out of Kirk Miller and Gary Hallock’s book, and offering a series of limericks (and haikus), which contain clues to the REAL reveal in the end. The clues are there to help you complete the final haiku; which contains the pun.  Unlike Kirk and Gary, I’ve already filled in all of the BLANKS.  Except for one.  The final line of the final haiku; which, as is standard, contains the obligatory 5 syllables.

You’ll figure this out as you go along. I hope!

I’m not going to preface this with more puns, or play-on-words. Those will be left to your imagination, and miner skills needed to extract these “gems”. Hope you have fun solving!

As always, the rogue riddle game ends once someone has achieved “BINGO”, or by Tuesday, June 4, at midnight EDT.  Since there is just one reveal, your answer must be the first to match mine, exactly, to claim the privilege and honor of hosting #975.  But if you’re close, I will hand it off to whoever got closest first … Anyone who responds/guesses will get further hints if totally clueless. To encourage more players, I will REVEAL the answer and WINNER late Tuesday night, or Wednesday morning.

 

Herewith, the riddle:

 

Having skills when she plucks at the strings

Always thrills me; it sounds like she sings

Really softly. Angel-like.

Pedaling, as if on bike.

Spin-class never had one of these things …

 

What amazes me ‘bout this musician,

Every time that she has an audition,

Is the dress that she wears

Really’s shear, and it bares

Derriere.  Judges like her volition.

 

At times, she will play

For a church’s charity.

I think that’s plucky.

 

And in her spare time

She’s reading up on fashion;

To replace worn dress.

 

If you’ve got the clues

The reveal will be easy:

BLANK

 

Please send your guess to my email: 

ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com 



Chris Gross
ca_12_dozen@yahoo.com


moderated File - PUNYgroupFAQ10.txt

puny@...
 

Punsters United Nearly Yearly (P.U.N.Y.) Yahoo! Group
Frequently Asked Questions

=====================================================

Written and maintained by Lee Jackson
P.U.N.Y. List Administrangler

Document Created December 13, 2003
Current Revision 1.0 (rev. February 6, 2004)

=====================================================

Table of Contents

I. Group Description

II. Questions About Messages
1. Why was my post returned to me as spam?
2. Why am I getting messages with [spam] in the subject line?

III. Web Addresses and Contact Information

IV. Trademark and Copyright Information / End

=====================================================

I. Group Description

-----------------------------------------------------

(The following is also posted online at http:
//groups.yahoo.com/group/puny/)

Punsters United Nearly Yearly (P.U.N.Y.) is a small, unofficial
group, formed in 1990 to assist the O. Henry Home and Museum in
Austin, TX. Specifically, we help coordinate and present the
museum's largest fundraiser each year, the annual O. Henry Pun-Off
World Championships.

The O. Henry Home and Museum is actually inside the house in which
the famous short story author William Sydney Porter (a.k.a. O.
Henry) lived while in Austin. The house is listed in the National
Register of Historic Places.

The Pun-Off helps to provide operating and renovation funds for the
museum. In the process, we provide free entertainment for over
1,000 spectators each year, collecting funds through raffles, book
sales, and audience donations during the event. The Pun-Off is also
an event that allows the most twisted minds in the country,
P.U.N.Y. members and otherwise, a chance to show just how far the
English language can be bent without breaking.

Discussions shall include and mostly be limited to P.U.N.Y. status
announcements, news on other pun-related events, pun challenges and
discussions, and ideas about future fund raisers and competitions.
Basically, anything pun-related or O. Henry related is fair game.

NOTE: Some messages may contain mildly mature subject matter.
Parental discretion is advised. Please keep things at least at a PG
level if you join. ;-)

Please note that messages posted by new members are moderated at
first. This was made necessary by a number of inconsiderate
spammers. Also, please note that the moderator reserves the right
to reject and/or ban anyone who applies for membership. This is
again for anti-spam purposes, so if you join with a member name
that looks like a spammer address, you might be banned without
notice. If you are a legitimate user and you experience problems
with any of this, please notify the listowner.

=====================================================

II. Questions About Messages

-----------------------------------------------------

1. Why was my post returned to me as spam?

At some point during your stay in the P.U.N.Y. group here on Yahoo!
Groups, you may receive a message in response to one of your posts
that looks something like this:

To: (deleted for privacy - LJ)
Subject: Error [puny] re: (deleted for privacy - LJ)
From: SpamHold <spam.hold@mpcdoc.com>
Date: Fri, 21 Nov 2003 12:07:23 -0600

Your message was filtered by NEMX Spam Filter. Please note that
the intended Recipient did not receive this message.

NOTICE OF CONFIDENTIALITY This communication is intended to be
confidential and solely for the use of the persons or entities
addressed above. If you are not an intended recipient, be
aware that the information contained herein may be protected
from unauthorized use by privilege or law, and any copying,
distribution, disclosure, or other use of this information is
prohibited. If you have received this communication in error,
please contact the sender by return e-mail immediately, and
delete or destroy all copies. Thank you for your cooperation.

Don't panic. This is not your fault.

Why did it happen? I wish I knew. I can tell you what is going
on, though. Someone in our group, be they an active member or just
an observer, has set up a mail program to auto-forward messages
from our group to an address within the mpcdoc.com domain. The
mail server at mpcdoc.com is then marking certain group messages as
spam and then returning error messages. The rest of the group does
not see the error messages, since they are addressed directly to
the original sender.

Unfortunately, it is impossible to trace things once the forwarding
is done, since the SpamHold filter does not include any header
information from the original message.

I have contacted the people at the mpcdoc.com domain, and they are
completely baffled by the situation. They don't know which of
their users is the target of the redirected mail, since SpamHold
apparently deletes the messages before they can look at the
headers.

In other words, there's nothing that can be done to solve the
matter.

In the meantime, if you never want to see one of these messages
again, set up a filter within your mail program. Have it delete
any messages that come from spam.hold@mpcdoc.com, and that'll do
the trick.

-----------------------------------------------------

2. Why am I getting messages with [spam] in the subject line?

Yahoo! Groups has implemented a new feature recently called
SpamGuard. This is an apparent response to a persistent problem
with spam sneaking through into group messages. The following two
links contain information on how SpamGuard works:

http://groups.yahoo.com/local/service-spamguard.html
http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/groups/abuse/abuse-08.html

Here's a quote from Yahoo!'s description of SpamGuard:

"Yahoo! Groups routes messages sent to your group
through SpamGuard. If we detect that a message is
spam, we will notify you and include the message as
an attachment. If you use a Yahoo! Mail email address
for your group, these messages will automatically get
routed to your Bulk folder.

"If you do not use Yahoo! Mail, or if you use POP
access to read your Yahoo! Groups messages in your
email client (e.g., Outlook), you can set up filters
to route these messages to an appropriate folder,
such as 'spam' or 'bulk.'"

There are two problems that I've seen with this so far. The first
problem is that it is a bit overzealous. It marks some very
obviously non-spam messages as spam. The second problem is that it
can break e-mail filters on users' systems. For example, if you
use filters in your e-mail program (Outlook, Pegasus, Eudora, or in
my case, Agent) to route incoming messages into folders, this might
screw things up and result in P.U.N.Y. messages going into your
generic inbox (or worse, trash folder) instead.

There's nothing that can be done about the first problem, but you
can do something to address any filter difficulty you may
encounter. Read the information at this link:

http://help.yahoo.com/help/us/groups/abuse/abuse-10.html

It will show you what you need to get your filter to recognize
SpamGuard-processed messages.

=====================================================

III. Web Addresses and Contact Information

-----------------------------------------------------

To visit the P.U.N.Y. group on the web, go to:

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puny/

You will be prompted to set up a Yahoo! profile (if you don't
already have one) before the system will let you into the group's
site. There's no charge for this.

Once you're on the group site, you can manage your group
membership (including unsubscription), set delivery options, and do
generally a bunch of other stuff.

To unsubscribe from the group without visiting the site, send a
blank e-mail message (no subject text or body text required) to
this address:

puny-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com

Yahoo! Groups usage terms can be found at:

http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/

The listowner (a.k.a. the Administrangler) can be reached at:

puny-owner AT yahoogroups.com

(NOTE: Spam prevention measures in place - replace the "AT" with
an @ sign and delete the spaces before using the above address.)

Finally, here are some P.U.N.Y. and O.Henry Museum related
websites of interest:

http://www.ci.austin.tx.us/ohenry/default.htm
http://punpunpun.com

=====================================================

IV. Trademark and Copyright Information / End

-----------------------------------------------------

Outlook and the Microsoft logo are trademarks of the Microsoft
corporation.

Agent is a trademark of Forte, Inc.

All other trademarks used or referred to in this FAQ are the
property of their respective owners.


Lee Jackson, P.U.N.Y. List Administrangler
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/puny


moderated Rogue Riddle #974: 24 hour alert

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

Roger, Houston; all signals are go.
Only thing that we all do not know;
Guess we’ll see, Saturday,
Unless Chris croaks today;
Expect 974 tomorrow

At 12 noon, EDT. Or thereabouts ...

T minus 24 hours to lift off. This is your only warning; there will be no abort; all systems are go.

Like a recently unhooked fish, I’m sure you’re waiting with baited breath ...

See all y’all at 12 noon Saturday ...

Chris G


moderated Rogue Riddle #973 - Winner Declared and Answers Revealed

Lars Hanson
 

All,

 

    This week’s winner is Chris Gross followed by Kirk Miller and Jim Ertner.   Chris will host next week’s Rogue Riddle, #974.

 

  The answers to this week’s Rogue Riddle are included below.

 

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Rogue Riddle #973

Potpourri II

 

    It is Memorial Day weekend, so it seems appropriate to have a series of riddles which memorialize an unbroken chain of rogue riddles. In that light, today’s riddles are completely unrelated, but represent a sample of the various types of riddles which have been created over the past eighteen-and-a-half years.

 

    No samples are provided, as the variety of riddles precludes any particular example being relevant for all.  The riddles include plain puns, a limerick, some Spoonerisms, a word split, a daffynition, and one instance in which the syllables of one answer are reversed to obtain the other answer.

 

    Both the punned and unpunned answers are required for full credit for answering any riddle (except for the limerick).

 

    N.B.: The use of the word BLANK does not indicate how many words are involved, only that there is a blank space which must be filled by one or more words.  Also, if the word “blank” is preceded by “a”, that does not indicate that the word or words being sought begin with a vowel.

 

    There are twenty riddles below.  Because of the Memorial Day weekend, the Rogue Riddle will run until midnight EDT on Wednesday, 29 May 2019.  As usual, the first person to solve all the riddles will be declared the winner.  If no one has solved all the riddles by midnight EDT on Tuesday, the one with the most correct answers will be declared the winner and will host Rogue Riddle #974 next week.

 

    Now, on to the riddles….

 

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1.  What is the difference between the Hagia Sofia and an annoying summer buzzer?
      (6, 6 / 9)
       TURKEY MOSQUE / MOSQUITER  (Syllables in reverse order)

 

2.  What is the difference between a baseball team and one who likes to find Chinese cookware?
      (5, 3 / 5, 4)
      One are the WHITE SOX, while the other SIGHTS WOKS.  (Spoonerism)

 

3.  The restaurant chef was eager for a raise, but could not get the owners attention.  Finally he began arranging striking arrays of cookware with notes requesting his pay be increased.  These displays truly were BLANK.
      (3, ‘1’, 5 / 9)
      PAN O’ PLEAS / PANOPLIES

 

4.  Speaking of baseball, when he tells people who his team is, they ask why he likes bugs?
      (4 / 5)
     NATS / GNATS

 

5.  A cleric of note he has been
     In the islands Philippine.
     To an unfortunate name
      He has to lay claim --
      The famous BLANK BLANK.
       (8, 3) 
       CARDINAL SIN

 

6.  Is it true the ancient BLANK were only a one-season people?
      (9 / 10)
      SUMMERIANS / SUMERIANS

 

7.  The Zionist dream BLANK.
      (2, 4 / 6)
      ISRAEL / IS REAL

 

8.  They thought he was from Babylon, but actually he’s BLANK.
       (1, 6 / 8)
      A SYRIAN / ASSYRIAN

 

9.  What’s the difference between the names of Greer and an ancient king?
      (6 / 6)
       GARSON / SARGON  (Spoonerism) 

 

10.      There was a long line at the mountain, causing many to wonder if would they would BLANK.

            (4, 4 / 7)
           EVER REST / EVEREST   (Split word) – This mountain was in the news this past week, as several people died waiting in line to reach the summit for photos.

 

11.      What is the difference between the armed ships of a Persian Gulf country and a United States armed vessel?
           (5, 5, 5 / 5, 5, 6)
           One is the QATAR COAST GUARD, while the other is a COAST GUARD CUTTER.

 

12.      Speaking of mountains, getting to the top can be BLANK difficult.
           (6 / 4, 4 or 8)
           SUMMIT / SOMEWHAT

 

13.      In baseball, there are those who can pull quickly, and those who are the recipients of such jerks.  The latter are known as BLANK.
           (7)
           YANKEES

 

14.      What is the difference between a cervine species and a drunken cetacean?
            (9, 4 / 5, 5, 4)
            One is a WHITETAIL DEER, and the other is a TIGHT WHALE, DEAR.   (Spoonerism)

 

15.      What is the difference between a beamy, gaff-rigged small boat and a vestment for a flying mammal?
           (7 / 3, 4)
           CATBOAT / BAT COAT (Spoonerism)

 

16.      The arrangement for the ocular transplant was perfect.  Yes, the BLANK was BLANK.
           (3, 4 / 5)
           EYE DEAL / IDEAL

 

17.      What is the difference between a particular amphibolic mineral and the sound of a brass quartet?
           (10 / 4, 5)
          HORNEBLEND / HORN BLEND

 

18.      It looks as though this ancient warlike nation of southwest Asia consisted of backwards men.  Could that have been so? 
           (4 / 4)
           ELAM / MALE

 

19.      BLANK:  A country of single men.  (Of course, nothing much ever happens there!)
           STAG NATION / STAGNATION  (Split word)

 

20.    Outside the bar, the man clung tightly to the square column for support.  Clearly he was BLANK.
          (10 / 9)
          PILASTERED / PLASTERED

 

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    Thanks to those who played this week.  My sincere apologies to the rest of you who found this week’s set too difficult.

    Take it away with Rogue Riddle #974 next week, Chris!

    Have fun!

    Aloha,

        Lars

 

                 


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