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moderated Can I claim a Salary for this?

James Ertner
 

 I think we should take stalk of the situation.

Jim
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I reported to the police the man who shook a celery stick at me. He was stalking me.

 

Cynful

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In the winter, farmers cover the heads of their celery crop with a stalking cap.

 

The only Jim

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With the health trend of drinking celery juice in mind. Is a selling produce now called a Stalk Market.

The other Gary



moderated Can I claim a Salary for this?

James Ertner
 

In the winter, farmers cover the heads of their celery crop with a stalking cap.

The only Jim
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With the health trend of drinking celery juice in mind. Is a selling produce now called a Stalk Market.

The other Gary



moderated Re: Can I claim a Salary for this?

Cynthia MacGregor
 

I reported to the police the man who shook a celery stick at me. He was stalking me.

 

Cynful

 

In the winter, farmers cover the heads of their celery crop with a stalking cap.

 

The only Jim

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With the health trend of drinking celery juice in mind. Is a selling produce now called a Stalk Market.

The other Gary


moderated Can I claim a Salary for this?

portagecreek
 

With the health trend of drinking celery juice in mind. Is a selling produce now called a Stalk Market.

The other Gary


moderated Zinger of the day

gary hallock
 

Q: What’s the difference between a “man bun” and a “man pun?”

A: One is a knot on the top of your head and the other is usually not off the top of your head.

Gary Hallock


moderated Riddle 964 Status Update

Kirk Miller
 


moderated 24 Hour Riddle Update

Kirk Miller
 

Sunday, 10:00 a.m. Central Time update:

 

Ten players; at least on person has correctly answered each question except 10, 14, 16.

 

Gary 9

Cyn 11

Chris 11

Lars 13

Jim 6

Janet 7

David 8

Stan 11

Norm 8

Jon 11


Kirk Miller
Don't settle for the world as it is; work for the world as it should be.


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

punpunpun
 

Oops!
Lurks like I pushed the wrong button. 
Like changing my “snows” in March, I retired!
Norman


On Mar 24, 2019, at 5:13 AM, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

PUBLIC GUESS!

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along

 

From: PUNY <puny@...> on behalf of PUNY <puny@...>
Reply-To: PUNY <puny@...>
Date: Saturday, March 23, 2019 at 9:02 PM
To: PUNY <puny@...>
Subject: Re: [puny] Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

 

 

The answers are at the end of each question.


On Mar 23, 2019, at 8:59 PM, norman gilbert punpunpun@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

 


On Mar 23, 2019, at 11:01 AM, kirkmiller@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

 

The winner is the first person to correctly answer all 16 questions; barring that, the person with the most correct answers.

 

Examples of questions and answers:

What kind of verse includes everything?  The universe

What kind of gnome helps you keep time?  A metronome

 

**************************************************

*****  Send your answers to kirkmiller@...    *****

*****  Do NOT click "Reply" because that will send  *****

*****  your reply to everybody on this mailing list.  ******

**************************************************

 

1.             What sirs cut paper and cloth? Scissors

2.             What peas help an acrobat fly?trapeze

3.             What gent orders a corporal around?sargeant

4.             What board is served buffet style?smorgasbord

5.             What teak is prized by collectors?antique

6.             What trophy signifies possession?

7.             What jet is checked by an auditor?

8.             What leaf is all in your head?belief

9.             What pillar has many legs?caterpiller

10.         What knick has a negative attitude?

11.         What cane may uproot trees?hurricane

12.         What doubt deadlocks juries?shadow of a doubt

13.         What tick makes you numb?frantick

14.         What kind of people perceive smells very easily?nosy

15.         What kind of bull is hellacious?debil

16.         What serving receptacle is deceptive?pitcher

 

Kirk Miller
Don't settle for the world as it is; work for the world as it should be.


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

Cynthia MacGregor
 

PUBLIC GUESS!

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along

 

From: PUNY on behalf of PUNY
Reply-To: PUNY
Date: Saturday, March 23, 2019 at 9:02 PM
To: PUNY
Subject: Re: [puny] Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

 

 

The answers are at the end of each question.


On Mar 23, 2019, at 8:59 PM, norman gilbert punpunpun@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

 


On Mar 23, 2019, at 11:01 AM, kirkmiller@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

 

The winner is the first person to correctly answer all 16 questions; barring that, the person with the most correct answers.

 

Examples of questions and answers:

What kind of verse includes everything?  The universe

What kind of gnome helps you keep time?  A metronome

 

**************************************************

*****  Send your answers to kirkmiller@...    *****

*****  Do NOT click "Reply" because that will send  *****

*****  your reply to everybody on this mailing list.  ******

**************************************************

 

1.             What sirs cut paper and cloth? Scissors

2.             What peas help an acrobat fly?trapeze

3.             What gent orders a corporal around?sargeant

4.             What board is served buffet style?smorgasbord

5.             What teak is prized by collectors?antique

6.             What trophy signifies possession?

7.             What jet is checked by an auditor?

8.             What leaf is all in your head?belief

9.             What pillar has many legs?caterpiller

10.         What knick has a negative attitude?

11.         What cane may uproot trees?hurricane

12.         What doubt deadlocks juries?shadow of a doubt

13.         What tick makes you numb?frantick

14.         What kind of people perceive smells very easily?nosy

15.         What kind of bull is hellacious?debil

16.         What serving receptacle is deceptive?pitcher

 

Kirk Miller
Don't settle for the world as it is; work for the world as it should be.


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

Lars Hanson
 

Looks like Norm Gilbert.

    Aloha,

        Lars

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On Mar 23, 2019, at 21:14, 'kirkmiller@...' kirkmiller@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

I don't know who sent these guesses -- public guesses. Please re-send your guesses directly to me at kirkmiller@... along with your name.
 
Kirk Miller
Don't settle for the world as it is; work for the world as it should be.


---------- Original Message ----------
From: "norman gilbert punpunpun@... [puny]" <puny@...>
To: puny@...
Subject: Re: [puny] Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?
Date: Sat, 23 Mar 2019 21:02:17 -0400

 

The answers are at the end of each question.


On Mar 23, 2019, at 8:59 PM, norman gilbert punpunpun@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 




On Mar 23, 2019, at 11:01 AM, kirkmiller@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

 

Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

 

The winner is the first person to correctly answer all 16 questions; barring that, the person with the most correct answers.

 

Examples of questions and answers:

What kind of verse includes everything?  The universe

What kind of gnome helps you keep time?  A metronome

 

**************************************************

*****  Send your answers to kirkmiller@...    *****

*****  Do NOT click "Reply" because that will send  *****

*****  your reply to everybody on this mailing list.  ******

**************************************************

 

1.             What sirs cut paper and cloth? Scissors

2.             What peas help an acrobat fly?trapeze

3.             What gent orders a corporal around?sargeant

4.             What board is served buffet style?smorgasbord

5.             What teak is prized by collectors?antique

6.             What trophy signifies possession?

7.             What jet is checked by an auditor?

8.             What leaf is all in your head?belief

9.             What pillar has many legs?caterpiller

10.         What knick has a negative attitude?

11.         What cane may uproot trees?hurricane

12.         What doubt deadlocks juries?shadow of a doubt

13.         What tick makes you numb?frantick

14.         What kind of people perceive smells very easily?nosy

15.         What kind of bull is hellacious?debil

16.         What serving receptacle is deceptive?pitcher

 

Kirk Miller
Don't settle for the world as it is; work for the world as it should be.

 

 

 

 


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

Kirk Miller
 


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

punpunpun
 

The answers are at the end of each question.


On Mar 23, 2019, at 8:59 PM, norman gilbert punpunpun@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 




On Mar 23, 2019, at 11:01 AM, kirkmiller@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

 

The winner is the first person to correctly answer all 16 questions; barring that, the person with the most correct answers.

 

Examples of questions and answers:

What kind of verse includes everything?  The universe

What kind of gnome helps you keep time?  A metronome

 

**************************************************

*****  Send your answers to kirkmiller@...    *****

*****  Do NOT click "Reply" because that will send  *****

*****  your reply to everybody on this mailing list.  ******

**************************************************

 

1.             What sirs cut paper and cloth? Scissors

2.             What peas help an acrobat fly?trapeze

3.             What gent orders a corporal around?sargeant

4.             What board is served buffet style?smorgasbord

5.             What teak is prized by collectors?antique

6.             What trophy signifies possession?

7.             What jet is checked by an auditor?

8.             What leaf is all in your head?belief

9.             What pillar has many legs?caterpiller

10.         What knick has a negative attitude?

11.         What cane may uproot trees?hurricane

12.         What doubt deadlocks juries?shadow of a doubt

13.         What tick makes you numb?frantick

14.         What kind of people perceive smells very easily?nosy

15.         What kind of bull is hellacious?debil

16.         What serving receptacle is deceptive?pitcher

 

Kirk Miller
Don't settle for the world as it is; work for the world as it should be.


moderated Re: Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

punpunpun
 




On Mar 23, 2019, at 11:01 AM, kirkmiller@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

 

The winner is the first person to correctly answer all 16 questions; barring that, the person with the most correct answers.

 

Examples of questions and answers:

What kind of verse includes everything?  The universe

What kind of gnome helps you keep time?  A metronome

 

**************************************************

*****  Send your answers to kirkmiller@...    *****

*****  Do NOT click "Reply" because that will send  *****

*****  your reply to everybody on this mailing list.  ******

**************************************************

 

1.             What sirs cut paper and cloth? Scissors

2.             What peas help an acrobat fly?trapeze

3.             What gent orders a corporal around?sargeant

4.             What board is served buffet style?smorgasbord

5.             What teak is prized by collectors?antique

6.             What trophy signifies possession?

7.             What jet is checked by an auditor?

8.             What leaf is all in your head?belief

9.             What pillar has many legs?caterpiller

10.         What knick has a negative attitude?

11.         What cane may uproot trees?hurricane

12.         What doubt deadlocks juries?shadow of a doubt

13.         What tick makes you numb?frantick

14.         What kind of people perceive smells very easily?nosy

15.         What kind of bull is hellacious?debil

16.         What serving receptacle is deceptive?pitcher

 

Kirk Miller
Don't settle for the world as it is; work for the world as it should be.


moderated Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

Kirk Miller
 

Rogue Riddle 964 - What . . . ?

 

The winner is the first person to correctly answer all 16 questions; barring that, the person with the most correct answers.

 

Examples of questions and answers:

What kind of verse includes everything?  The universe

What kind of gnome helps you keep time?  A metronome

 

**************************************************

*****  Send your answers to kirkmiller@...    *****

*****  Do NOT click "Reply" because that will send  *****

*****  your reply to everybody on this mailing list.  ******

**************************************************

 

1.             What sirs cut paper and cloth?

2.             What peas help an acrobat fly?

3.             What gent orders a corporal around?

4.             What board is served buffet style?

5.             What teak is prized by collectors?

6.             What trophy signifies possession?

7.             What jet is checked by an auditor?

8.             What leaf is all in your head?

9.             What pillar has many legs?

10.         What knick has a negative attitude?

11.         What cane may uproot trees?

12.         What doubt deadlocks juries?

13.         What tick makes you numb?

14.         What kind of people perceive smells very easily?

15.         What kind of bull is hellacious?

16.         What serving receptacle is deceptive?

 

Kirk Miller
Don't settle for the world as it is; work for the world as it should be.


moderated Riddle 964 Launch

Kirk Miller
 


moderated RR 963 RESOLVED

Cynthia MacGregor
 

 

RR 963

 

PI(E) WEEK RIDDLES

 

1 – Dance your way to this pie topping

 

Meringue

 

2 – A part of a boat plus a first person declaration

 

keel I’m/key lime

 

3 – Offering a seat to a former Asian leader

 

Chair, Rhee?/cherry

 

4 – When I asked if I had any ability to get my case reheard, my lawyer said _____

 

appeal/apple

 

5 – A type of tree

 

Beech/peach

 

6 – When he answered in the affirmative, his accent was evident

 

Chess (yes)/chess

 

7 – Kids like to do this

 

Chalk a lot/chocolate

 

8  - Restrict Ms. Wintour

 

Ban Anna/banana

 

9 – I watch you surreptitiously

 

Peek on/pecan

 

10 – The area around the bright lights is particularly fresh and open

 

Strobe airy/strawberry

 

11 – A certain TV host loves doing this to people

 

Punkin’/pumpkin

 

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated ROGUE RESULTS

Cynthia MacGregor
 

The clear winner is Kirk, with 7-1/2 bingos, but due to a mail issue I don’t know if he can/will host next weekend’s game. Kirk, if you’re getting this email, please let us know if you’ll take on the challenge.

 

Next was Gary Reeves, with 5 bingos.

 

Then Chris Gross with 4.

 

And David Wyde with 3 and two halves.

 

I will post the answers next.

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated riddle standings

Cynthia MacGregor
 

I will not be submitting clues.

 

Here are the standings:

Gary Reeves: 5

Kirk: 4

David Wyde: 3 and 2 halves

 

Game ends tomorrow when I get on the computer in the morning (EARLY!)

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Re: Cynthia's podcast drops today!

Bertrand Piboin
 

Do dropped pods smell?

Casting no aspersions.

Bert

On Mar 17, 2019, at 22:19, Gary Hallock gary@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

Likely there are still a few of you who are unaware that I’m now co-hosting a weakly podcast called “Pun Intensive.” It’s still in somewhat of an experimental stage, but we currently have an archive of about 15 shows. New ones drop each Monday.

Our special guest interview this week with be Cynthia MacGregor, who was recently kind enough to allow me to burrow into her fertile brain for the better part of an hour in search of the better part of her brain. I am still not quite sure what it is I found in there, but it was a deliciously delirious experience, and I’m sure you will want to check it out.

For the uninitiated, I should probably mention that podcasts are not limited to iPods or iPhones but are available to pretty much anyone with an internet connection. Visit our website at this address and hear this and many other compelling episode.

<www.PunIntensive.com>

Gary Hallock
gary@...





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moderated Cynthia's podcast drops today!

gary hallock
 

Likely there are still a few of you who are unaware that I’m now co-hosting a weakly podcast called “Pun Intensive.” It’s still in somewhat of an experimental stage, but we currently have an archive of about 15 shows. New ones drop each Monday.

Our special guest interview this week with be Cynthia MacGregor, who was recently kind enough to allow me to burrow into her fertile brain for the better part of an hour in search of the better part of her brain. I am still not quite sure what it is I found in there, but it was a deliciously delirious experience, and I’m sure you will want to check it out.

For the uninitiated, I should probably mention that podcasts are not limited to iPods or iPhones but are available to pretty much anyone with an internet connection. Visit our website at this address and hear this and many other compelling episode.

<www.PunIntensive.com>

Gary Hallock
gary@...