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moderated ROGUE RESULTS

Cynthia MacGregor
 

We had only 3 players in this game: Stan, who was first out of the gate with 1 bingo but after that was not heard from, Aaron Fasel, who also bingoed 1, and Gary H, with 4 bingos. So our leerless feeder will host this coming weekend's game. I will post the answers separately in a minute. Take it away, Gary!

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated [haiku/senryu]: Fore! or is it at Three ...

Chris Gross <ca_12_dozen@...>
 

The British lady
Couldn’t master golf; confused
By all the “tea” times ...

☕️☕️🏌️‍♀️🏌️‍♀️



Chris G


moderated RR 958 - Clue 1

Cynthia MacGregor
 

RR 958 Poe Purry

 

Edgar's cat – or a mixture of 10 traditional punned riddles. No theme.

 

Remember DON'T hit Reply.

 

Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

Here, now, the Riddle with letter count clues:

 

1 - What kind of school do sperm go to?

 

8

 

 

2 - What former fish means to inspect closely?

 

2-6

 

 

3 - What prepared tuber is very honest?

 

6, 5, 8 (acceptable answer: 6, 4)

 

 

4 - What former holiday name celebrates a shared kept woman?

 

3, 8, 3

 

 

5 - What financial name describes electricity overseas?

 

7, 7—3?

 

 

6 - What do you call the ice cream store’s flavor of the day? (I am not looking for the name of the flavor.)

 

5, 2, 4

 

 

7 - What do you call a snake that is suffering from low thermal conditions?

 

4-7, 5

 

 

8 - What did the critic do when he didn’t enjoy the dancing bear act?

 

3, 2, 4

 

 

9 - What does a certain species of tree have in common with too-tight shoes?

 

4, 5

 

 

10 - What do you call the anchor store at the mall that sounds like a necessary mall job?

 

4, 7

 

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Rogue Standings

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Stan: First out of the gate this morning with one solid bingo but no guesses since

Leerless Feeder: Four bingos and a half-right guess

Nobody else has been heard from and I'm going offline for the night now.

Clues tomorrow.

G'night y'all

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated RR 958

Cynthia MacGregor
 

RR 958 Poe Purry

 

Edgar's cat – or a mixture of 10 traditional punned riddles with no theme.

 

Remember DON'T hit Reply.

 

Send all guesses, curses, and whatnot to:

 

Cynthia@...

 

Here, now, the Riddle:

 

1 - What kind of school do sperm go to?

 

 

 

2 - What former fish means to inspect closely?

 

 

 

3 - What prepared tuber is very honest?

 

 

 

4 - What former holiday name celebrates a shared kept woman?

 

 

 

5 - What financial name describes electricity overseas?

 

 

 

6 - What do you call the ice cream store’s flavor of the day? (I am not looking for the name of the flavor.)

 

 

 

7 - What do you call a snake that is suffering from low thermal conditions?

 

 

 

8 - What did the critic do when he didn’t enjoy the dancing bear act?

 

 

 

9 - What does a certain species of tree have in common with too-tight shoes?

 

 

 

 

10 - What do you call the anchor store at the mall that sounds like a necessary mall job?

 

 

 

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Re: HB to ewe

gary hallock
 

I have sent money to the Vatican in hopes of achieving a PayPal indulgence.
Figured they might fall for the ruse if I suggested it was to honor our “Pun-Tiff.”

Gary Hallock
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On Feb 8, 2019, at 7:54 AM, James Ertner jde31459@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

I don't want to pun-Tiff-icate, so I'll simply say my usual, "Hippo birdie to ewe, deer Tiff."
Jim
=================
 

Happy birthday, Tiff!


    All the best wishes as the Wimberly limberly waltzes through the years.

    Aloha,

        Lars

======================
It has been scienTIFFically proven that birthdays come only once a year. Therefore we should not stoop to ponTIFFicate but should hand the birthday honoree a sTIFF drink and wish her a wonderful day

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along


moderated HB to ewe

James Ertner
 

I don't want to pun-Tiff-icate, so I'll simply say my usual, "Hippo birdie to ewe, deer Tiff."
Jim
=================

 

Happy birthday, Tiff!


    All the best wishes as the Wimberly limberly waltzes through the years.

    Aloha,

        Lars

======================
It has been scienTIFFically proven that birthdays come only once a year. Therefore we should not stoop to ponTIFFicate but should hand the birthday honoree a sTIFF drink and wish her a wonderful day

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Re: HB

Lars Hanson
 

Happy birthday, Tiff!

    All the best wishes as the Wimberly limberly waltzes through the years.

    Aloha,

        Lars


======================


On Feb 8, 2019, at 06:33, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

It has been scienTIFFically proven that birthdays come only once a year. Therefore we should not stoop to ponTIFFicate but should hand the birthday honoree a sTIFF drink and wish her a wonderful day

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along


moderated HB

Cynthia MacGregor
 

It has been scienTIFFically proven that birthdays come only once a year. Therefore we should not stoop to ponTIFFicate but should hand the birthday honoree a sTIFF drink and wish her a wonderful day

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

www.cynthiamacgregor.com

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Re: More Thursday thoughts (new thread) repaired

doug
 


Didja hear about the tailor who never missed a Chicago pro basketball game in 20 years? Yep, he loved thimbles!

Doug S.
======================
 
If you suddenly get a bad pain in the side in bed, is that a blanket stitch?
Joseph
====
She might have to a dress her issues. I’m pinning my hopes on her. 

Janet M


On Feb 7, 2019, at 1:50 PM, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 
She can't make tailor heads of the whole thing
 
Cyn (g'night, y'all)
= = = =
Sounds like she seamstress'd to me
 
Doug S.
====================
Tell your friend not to give up...never quilt.
Doug Spector
==============
Q: How is she doing?
 
A: So far, sew good.
 
Jim
=================
 
Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.
Ray Maynard
=======================
 
My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.
 
Cyn


moderated Re: More Thursday thoughts (new thread) repaired

Joseph Harris
 

If you suddenly get a bad pain in the side in bed, is that a blanket stitch?

Joseph
====

She might have to a dress her issues. I’m pinning my hopes on her. 


Janet M


On Feb 7, 2019, at 1:50 PM, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

She can't make tailor heads of the whole thing

 

Cyn (g'night, y'all)

= = = =

Sounds like she seamstress'd to me

 

Doug S.
====================

Tell your friend not to give up...never quilt.

Doug Spector

==============

Q: How is she doing?

 

A: So far, sew good.

 

Jim

=================

 

Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

Ray Maynard

=======================

 

My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.

 

Cyn


moderated Re: More Thursday thoughts (new thread) repaired

Janet <serepeins3@...>
 

She might have to a dress her issues. I’m pinning my hopes on her. 

Janet M


On Feb 7, 2019, at 1:50 PM, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

She can't make tailor heads of the whole thing

 

Cyn (g'night, y'all)

= = = =

Sounds like she seamstress'd to me

 

Doug S.
====================

Tell your friend not to give up...never quilt.

Doug Spector

==============

Q: How is she doing?

 

A: So far, sew good.

 

Jim

=================

 

Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

Ray Maynard

=======================

 

My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.

 

Cyn

 


moderated Re: More Thursday thoughts (new thread)

Janet <serepeins3@...>
 

I always enjoy following a good sewing thread. 

Janet M


On Feb 7, 2019, at 1:17 PM, Ray Maynard ray@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

On 2/7/2019 12:01, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] wrote:
 

My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.

 

Cyn

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn" ;) MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along



moderated Re: More Thursday thoughts (new thread)

Janet <serepeins3@...>
 

Sew, white does she want help with? No, that’s not a veiled comment. 

Janet M
The Aussie in California 


On Feb 7, 2019, at 12:01 PM, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 

My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.

 

Cyn

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Re: Thursday thoughts

Janet <serepeins3@...>
 

If these are irritating, just remember...it’s better to be pissed off than pissed on. 

Janet M
The Aussie in California 


On Feb 7, 2019, at 9:56 AM, Chris Gross ca_12_dozen@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:

 


My British friend said, “that seems a bit loo-ny to me ...”


CG
 

Q: Where does Robin go when he has to "go"?

 

A: To the bat-room

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along


moderated Re: More Thursday thoughts (new thread) repaired

Cynthia MacGregor
 

She can't make tailor heads of the whole thing

 

Cyn (g'night, y'all)

= = = =

Sounds like she seamstress'd to me

 

Doug S.
====================

Tell your friend not to give up...never quilt.

Doug Spector

==============

Q: How is she doing?

 

A: So far, sew good.

 

Jim

=================

 

Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

Ray Maynard

=======================

 

My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.

 

Cyn

 


moderated More Thursday thoughts (new thread) repaired

doug
 

Sounds like she seamstress'd to me

Doug S.
====================
Tell your friend not to give up...never quilt.
Doug Spector
==============
Q: How is she doing?
 
A: So far, sew good.
 
Jim
=================
 
Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

Ray Maynard
=======================
 
My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.
 
Cyn


moderated Re: More Thursday thoughts (new thread)

doug
 

Sounds like she seamsstress'd to me

Doug S.
====================
 
Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

On 2/7/2019 12:01, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] wrote:
 
My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.
 
Cyn
 
Make it a splendiferous day!
 
Cynthia ("Cyn" ;) MacGregor
Freelance writer/editor
 
Pass a smile along


moderated Re: More Thursday thoughts (new thread)

Ray Maynard
 

Sounds like she needs a few good pointers.

On 2/7/2019 12:01, Cynthia MacGregor cynthia@... [puny] wrote:
 

My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.

 

Cyn

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn" ;) MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along



moderated More Thursday thoughts (new thread)

James Ertner
 

Q: How is she doing?

 

A: So far, sew good.

 

Jim

====================== 

My friend is trying to sew her own wedding dress by hand, beading and all, but she'll needle little help.

 

Cyn

 

Make it a splendiferous day!

 

Cynthia ("Cyn") MacGregor

Freelance writer/editor

 

Pass a smile along