FAST Riddle #42
James Ertner
The would-you-believe-still-on-theme FAST Riddle #42
What movie from the early 1980s was about a group of California teenagers who enjoy malls, sex, rock n' roll, and especially certain garden herbs? (five words)
Be quick on the draw with your answers to jde31459@...
Jim
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Re: FAST RIDDLE #41 (bingo)
chasmwuk@...
And had he been an Olympic gold medalist sprinter from Jamaica, it might have been a case of an USAIN BOLT FOR THE DOOR.
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Charles ============================= And had he not made a clean
get-away, it may have been a case of a DEAD BOLT FOR the
DOOR
Doug S.
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The still-somewhat-on-theme FAST
RIDDLE #41
( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( ) By day he was a respected locksmith but by night he was a notorious burglar. Using his many years of experience and his nimble fingers to defeat many of the same locks he had earlier sold or serviced. All this duplicitous entrepreneurship was working well for him until one evening the night watchman, to ge t a break from the tedium of his job, decided to make his rounds in reverse order. Imagine the burglar's surprise when he saw the ominous dark figure walking up the long hallway just as the burglar was about to make yet another illegal e ntrance. He had to think FAST! Suddenly he realized he could call on his legitimate talents. He quickly made a BLANK BLANK the BLANK and got clean away. ( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )
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Re: FAST RIDDLE #41 (bingo)
And had he not made a clean
get-away, it may have been a case of a DEAD BOLT FOR the
DOOR
Doug S.
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The still-somewhat-on-theme FAST
RIDDLE #41
( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( ) By day he was a respected locksmith but by night he was a notorious burglar. Using his many years of experience and his nimble fingers to defeat many of the same locks he had earlier sold or serviced. All this duplicitous entrepreneurship was working well for him until one evening the night watchman, to ge t a break from the tedium of his job, decided to make his rounds in reverse order. Imagine the burglar's surprise when he saw the ominous dark figure walking up the long hallway just as the burglar was about to make yet another illegal e ntrance. He had to think FAST! Suddenly he realized he could call on his legitimate talents. He quickly made a BLANK BLANK the BLANK and got clean away. ( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )
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FAST RIDDLE #41 (bingo)
gary hallock
The still-somewhat-on-theme FAST RIDDLE #41
( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( ) By day he was a respected locksmith but by night he was a notorious burglar. Using his many years of experience and his nimble fingers to defeat many of the same locks he had earlier sold or serviced. All this duplicitous entrepreneurship was working well for him until one evening the night watchman, to get a break from the tedium of his job, decided to make his rounds in reverse order. Imagine the burglar's surprise when he saw the ominous dark figure walking up the long hallway just as the burglar was about to make yet another illegal e ntrance. He had to think FAST! Suddenly he realized he could call on his legitimate talents. He quickly made a BLANK BLANK the BLANK and got clean away. ( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( ) One guesser only but that was enough. Jim Ertner quickly imagined that my panicky locksmith/burglar would be making a ... #### BOLT FOR the DOOR Thank you for playing, Gary Hallock
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FAST RIDDLE #41
gary hallock
The still-somewhat-on-theme FAST RIDDLE #41
( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( ) Submit all guesses, gasps, gripes & groans directly to <gary@...> ( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( ) By day he was a respected locksmith but by night he was a notorious burglar. Using his many years of experience and his nimble fingers to defeat many of the same locks he had earlier sold or serviced. All this duplicitous entrepreneurship was working well for him until one evening the night watchman, to get a break from the tedium of his job, decided to make his rounds in reverse order. Imagine the burglar's surprise when he saw the ominous dark figure walking up the long hallway just as the burglar was about to make yet another illegal entrance. He had to think FAST! Suddenly he realized he could call on his legitimate talents. He quickly made a BLANK BLANK the BLANK and got clean away. ( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( ) Submit all guesses, gasps, gripes & groans directly to <gary@...> ( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )-0-( )
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Re: FAST #40
Lars Hanson
All, Our Learless Feeder was first to recognize that the fastidious dieter found his FAST TEDIOUS. The bingo goes to Gary, along with the responsibility for FAST #41. Aloha, Lars !===================
On Sep 3, 2014 11:14 AM, "Lars Hanson" <parkersan2001@...> wrote:
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FAST #40
Lars Hanson
All, Herewith the on-track FAST #4: <><><><><><><><> The super-neat dieter found trying to lose weight quite boring. One might say he quite understandably found the BLANK BLANK. <><><><><><><><><> Remember to tighten your belts and cinch your guesses to me at: Do not hit "Reply." Aloha, Lars
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FAST Riddle #39 bingo
James Ertner
The back-on-theme FAST Riddle #39
What was the sneaky tow truck trying to do on the speedy racetrack? (Four words)
Lars and Doug both did indeed speedily reply, but Lars was two minutes faster (probably thinking of his former “pulling a fast Juan” riddle).
The sneaky tow truck was trying to …
#### pull a fast one.
Jim
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FAST Riddle #39
James Ertner
The back-on-theme FAST Riddle #39
What was the sneaky tow truck trying to do on the speedy racetrack? (Four words)
Speedily reply to jde31459@...
Jim
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Re: FAST #38 BINGO!
Even though off theme, this was a
FAST one! Didn't take Jim 100 years to answer but rather 100
seconds
with ARK ANGELS
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Re: FAST #38 Off Theme
While Noah and family slept at night during the hundred years of
building the huge vessel, who guarded the work in progress? BLANK BLANK
cinder
guesses and hunches too:
doug10101@...
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FAST #37 -- BINGO!
Lars Hanson
All, Alex finally came in with a guess which was very close, but it was Doug who nailed this one by recognizing that the carpenter was being blocked by a HARDEN FAST RULE. On to Doug for FAST #38. Aloha, Lars ==================================
On Wed, Sep 3, 2014 at 7:08 AM, Lars Hanson <parkersan2001@...> wrote:
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Aloha, Lars
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Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2
Lars Hanson
Alex, Almost correct. Need a pun. Aloha, Lars ===============================
On Wed, Sep 3, 2014 at 9:08 AM, Feta Whey fetawhey@... [puny] <puny@...> wrote:
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Aloha, Lars
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Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2
Lars Hanson
Doug, What e-mail are you sending to? Are you sure there is no typographical error in the address? What us the specific error message you are getting? Try forwarding me one of the rejections. Aloha Lars ================
On Sep 3, 2014 8:43 AM, "doug10101@... [puny]" <puny@...> wrote:
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Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2
Public guess is better than public gas!
Doug
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In a message dated 9/3/2014 8:10:50 A.M. Central Daylight Time,
puny@... writes:
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Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2
Cynthia MacGregor
Public guess again? The epidemic of these is spreading faster than Ebola. Cyn Freelance writer/editor www.cynthiamacgregor.com Producer/host, YOUNGER EVERY DAY ~ Saturdays and Sundays at 7:30 AM on WHDT TV in West Palm Beach, Miami, and Boston -- check your cable provider for converter position. ~ Worldwide on www.WHDT.net on your computer Sundays at 7:30 AM Eastern Time Pass a smile along From: PUNY <PUNY@...> Reply-To: PUNY <PUNY@...> Date: Wednesday, September 3, 2014 9:08 AM To: PUNY <PUNY@...> Subject: Re: [puny] Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2 hard and fast rule If correct, I cannot host today.
From: "Lars Hanson parkersan2001@... [puny]" <puny@...> To: "puny@..." <puny@...> Sent: Wednesday, September 3, 2014 6:08 AM Subject: [puny] Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2 All, Still no guesses. Thought this one would be easier than this. Clue #2: When glue sets up or dries, what does it do? What happens to it? This riddle adheres to the theme, by the way. Aloha, Lars On Sep 2, 2014 8:05 PM, "Lars Hanson" <parkersan2001@...> wrote:
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Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2
harden fast rule
doug
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In a message dated 9/3/2014 8:09:07 A.M. Central Daylight Time,
puny@... writes:
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Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2
Feta Whey
hard and fast rule If correct, I cannot host today.
From: "Lars Hanson parkersan2001@... [puny]" To: "puny@..." Sent: Wednesday, September 3, 2014 6:08 AM Subject: [puny] Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2 All,
Still no guesses. Thought this one would be easier than this.
Clue #2: When glue sets up or dries, what does it do? What happens to it?
This riddle adheres to the theme, by the way.
Aloha,
Lars
On Sep 2, 2014 8:05 PM, "Lars Hanson" <parkersan2001@...> wrote:
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Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2
Lars,
your email keeps kicking back
Doug
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In a message dated 9/3/2014 6:08:21 A.M. Central Daylight Time,
puny@... writes:
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Re: FAST #37 -- Clue #2
Lars Hanson
All, Still no guesses. Thought this one would be easier than this. Clue #2: When glue sets up or dries, what does it do? What happens to it? This riddle adheres to the theme, by the way. Aloha, Lars
On Sep 2, 2014 8:05 PM, "Lars Hanson" <parkersan2001@...> wrote:
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