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Re: Daffynition (Abridged & Restarted)

elph63 <elph63@...>
 

--- In puny@..., Cynthia MacGregor <cynthia@c...> wrote:

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =

Awry.....When I went into the bakery for sliced bread the clerk
asked
me if I
wanted pumpernickel awry.

Bagels...a slightly different species of bird than the ocean type..

Bialy...For Halloween I'll be the princess, you bialy ba ba

Marie

=============================


Pioneers: Result of custard smashed to the face during a movie food
fight

Stan

=====

Lindy - As in, "I'm short $20 for my mortgage payment. Can you
lindy
money
to me till next Tuesday?"

Cyn

==========

Portion - Ignoring the needy

Exit poll - An very risky stunt performed by Mr. Dumpty.

Gary Hallock

= = = = = =

Crapshoot - A poor-quality device for breaking your fall when you
jump from
a plane.

Cyn
==============

Monkey business - Brothers at the abbey make extra bucks at
locksmithing.

Gary Hallock

= = = =

Tinsmith - Smitty when he was older than 12 but younger than 20.

Cyn
*************
Poultry- gives shade in Warsaw.
norm S


Re: FINK Riddle # 54 - Clue # 1

Cynthia MacGregor
 

FINK Riddle # 54 - Clue # 1

Remember to NOT click that Reply but send all guesses, curses, and whatnot,
to:

Cynthia@...

Here now the riddle:

What might you call a small, nomadic being that sounds like a description of
a person most sought after by the spam-meisters?

clue # 1: The "person most sought after by the spam-meisters" part is
designed to lead you to the target phrase. The "small, nomadic being" part
is designed to lead you to the pun.


Re: Daffynition (Abridged & Restarted)

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =

Awry.....When I went into the bakery for sliced bread the clerk asked
me if I
wanted pumpernickel awry.

Bagels...a slightly different species of bird than the ocean type..

Bialy...For Halloween I'll be the princess, you bialy ba ba

Marie

=============================


Pioneers: Result of custard smashed to the face during a movie food
fight

Stan

=====

Lindy - As in, "I'm short $20 for my mortgage payment. Can you lindy
money
to me till next Tuesday?"

Cyn

==========

Portion - Ignoring the needy

Exit poll - An very risky stunt performed by Mr. Dumpty.

Gary Hallock

= = = = = =

Crapshoot - A poor-quality device for breaking your fall when you
jump from
a plane.

Cyn
==============

Monkey business - Brothers at the abbey make extra bucks at
locksmithing.

Gary Hallock

= = = =

Tinsmith - Smitty when he was older than 12 but younger than 20.

Cyn


Re: Daffynition (Abridrged & Restarted)

gary hallock
 

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =

Awry.....When I went into the bakery for sliced bread the clerk asked
me if I
wanted pumpernickel awry.

Bagels...a slightly different species of bird than the ocean type..

Bialy...For Halloween I'll be the princess, you bialy ba ba

Marie

=============================


Pioneers: Result of custard smashed to the face during a movie food
fight

Stan

=====

Lindy - As in, "I'm short $20 for my mortgage payment. Can you lindy
money
to me till next Tuesday?"

Cyn

==========

Portion - Ignoring the needy

Exit poll - An very risky stunt performed by Mr. Dumpty.

Gary Hallock

= = = = = =

Crapshoot - A poor-quality device for breaking your fall when you jump from
a plane.

Cyn
==============

Monkey business - Brothers at the abbey make extra bucks at locksmithing.

Gary Hallock


Re: Daffynition (Abridrged & Restarted)

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =

Awry.....When I went into the bakery for sliced bread the clerk asked
me if I
wanted pumpernickel awry.

Bagels...a slightly different species of bird than the ocean type..

Bialy...For Halloween I'll be the princess, you bialy ba ba

Marie

=============================


Pioneers: Result of custard smashed to the face during a movie food
fight

Stan

=====

Lindy - As in, "I'm short $20 for my mortgage payment. Can you lindy
money
to me till next Tuesday?"

Cyn

==========

Portion - Ignoring the needy

Exit poll - An very risky stunt performed by Mr. Dumpty.

Gary Hallock

= = = = = =

Crapshoot - A poor-quality device for breaking your fall when you jump from
a plane.

Cyn


Re: Daffynition (Abridrged & Restarted)

gary hallock
 

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =

Awry.....When I went into the bakery for sliced bread the clerk asked me if I
wanted pumpernickel awry.

Bagels...a slightly different species of bird than the ocean type..

Bialy...For Halloween I'll be the princess, you bialy ba ba

Marie

=============================


Pioneers: Result of custard smashed to the face during a movie food
fight

Stan

=====

Lindy - As in, "I'm short $20 for my mortgage payment. Can you lindy money
to me till next Tuesday?"

Cyn

==========

Portion - Ignoring the needy

Exit poll - An very risky stunt performed by Mr. Dumpty.

Gary Hallock


FINK Riddl # 54

Cynthia MacGregor
 

FINK Riddle # 54

Remember to NOT click that Reply but send all guesses, curses, and whatnot,
to:

Cynthia@...

Here now the riddle:

What might you call a small, nomadic being that sounds like a description of
a person most sought after by the spam-meisters?


Re: Daffynition (Abridrged & Restarted)

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =

Awry.....When I went into the bakery for sliced bread the clerk asked
me if I
wanted pumpernickel awry.

Bagels...a slightly different species of bird than the ocean type..

Bialy...For Halloween I'll be the princess, you bialy ba ba

Marie

======

Pioneers: Result of custard smashed to the face during a movie food
fight

Stan

=====

Lindy - As in, "I'm short $20 for my mortgage payment. Can you lindy money
to me till next Tuesday?"

Cyn


Re: Daffynition (Abridrged & Restarted)

Stan Kegel <kegel@...>
 

On Oct 17, 2005, at 8:37 PM, Musiklyors@... wrote:

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =

Awry.....When I went into the bakery for sliced bread the clerk asked me if I
wanted pumpernickel awry.

Bagels...a slightly different species of bird than the ocean type..

Bialy...For Halloween I'll be the princess, you bialy ba ba

Marie

======

Pioneers: Result of custard smashed to the face during a movie food fight

Stan

=====


Daffynition (Abridrged & Restarted)

Musiklyors@...
 

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =

Awry.....When I went into the bakery for sliced bread the clerk asked me if I
wanted pumpernickel awry.

Bagels...a slightly different species of bird than the ocean type..

Bialy...For Halloween I'll be the princess, you bialy ba ba

Marie

=============================


Re: Rogue Riddle 278- All the solutions

Gary Reeves <3983Z@...>
 

Bingo to Brian,who got all but one, and bongo to Gary Hallock ( who got a
few).

Thanks for playing?

ALL THE SOLUTIONS ARE BELOW.






Meanwhile it reminds me of the urban legend about a container of
flowers
that BIT BY BIT started communicating with the internet.

It was a BAUD VASED LORE.

GR
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Apparently, this is tougher or more boring than I thought, so
here is a
real easy one to get someone started. I'll even make it more
like a real
riddle.

The cohost of a morning TV program has been accused of making up
some
content for reporting. The network has not dismissed the popular
personality, but because of his tendency to fib he is now known
as???

Remember folks, we are working just one straight line to death
here.

GIVE AWAY HERE FOLKS - HE IS A BALD FACED LAUER.

YOU CAN MAKE IT A BOLD FACED LAUER TOO.

GR



-----------------------------------------------------------------------

The substitute rogue

#278 please send your guess to 3983Z@...

=============================================================

Rogue Riddle #278

Gary Hallock has never been a fan of my favorite punning form - the
redundant, so, here they go.

The first with the most
is the next host.

Whats the difference between;

1. The plucked old hen in hot water?

A BOILED FLEECED LAYER
A BOILED FUZZED LAYER

2. The initial attempt to top off a birthday cake for a Taurus?

A BULLED FIRST LAYER
A BULLED FROST LAYER

3. An old cowboy shriner with a law degree?

A BOWED FEZZED LAWYER

GET THE IDEA??

4. The respected news anchor who was jeered by the audience when
his
attempt at Shakespere's "Comedy of Errors" flopped?

A BOOED FARCE LEHER
5. The person who always reacts to the sound of a crying baby by
giving
the parent (and child) a certain constant stare?

BAWLED FORCED LEERER (AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS A PEFECT SETUP FOR LEERLESS)

6. A book ( or CD) (osr DVD) on how to learn more and more
complicated
levels of harp playing?

ABOUT PHASED LYRE

7. The attendant who put his blue marlin mount up in the marina
mens
room?

A BILLED FISH LOOER (ONE FOR JOSEPH)

8. When Bert finally got courage from the Wiz, you could see it
in his
face because he was now?

A BOLD FACED LAHR

Gary Reeves











A






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Daffynition (Abridrged & Restarted)

Stan Kegel <kegel@...>
 

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK

= = = =

Minute: What Mom Gingrich calls her boy

Hour: Belongs to you and me

Days: Gary's state after reading a log thread

Week: Gary after a long thread

Stan

= = = =


Re: Daffynition (Repaired & Retired?)

gary hallock
 

Diploma - Who you call when the sink is clogged.

Cynthia MacGregor

= = = =

Hairdresser: Where Bugs Bunny keeps his underwear

Stan

= = = =

Carotene - An adolescent orange vegetable

Cyn

= = = =

Litigator: The act of setting fire to an amphibious reptile

Stan

= = = =

Reptile - What a flooring salesman does

Cyn

= = = =

Flea Market: What the crooks did after stealing groceries

Stan

= = = =

Clamorous - A stunning bivalve

Cyn

= = = =


Diverticulitis- A technique used by pickpockets in which one breaks
out laughing and the other pinches your wallet while you are distracted.


.Norm S

= = = =

Kleenex: What you get when you wash behind your ears

Stan

= = = =

Missile - To take aim at the window's inside ledge but fail.

Cyn

= = = =

Marionette: What Frankie Avalon wanted to do in those beach movies

Stan

= = = =

Puppet - What your child keeps insisting on, even though you hoped
she'd be happy with just a turtle.

Cyn

= = = =

Elixir: What a puppy does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Stan

= = = =

Ownership - What the boat sellers at the nautical expo keep exhorting
attendees to do.

Cyn

= = = =

Touchdown: To feel goose feathers.

Stan

= = = =

Piratical - To throw a lemon meringue confection in the face of
someone whose politics are too "out there" for you.

Cyn


= = = =

Potomac- Large kettle of pasta

Insulate- Missed curfew

Honorable- What Cane didn't do

Norm S.

= = = =

Fanatic: Where you store fans for the winter

Stan

= = = =

Hasidic Jews - Corrosive citrus oils

Unabridged - Having a soft belly without sharply defined muscles

GARY HALLOCK (Late to the party but happy to make a showing).

= = = =

Ginger Snaps: Gilligan's girl friend has a nervous breakdown

Stan

= = = = = Winn-Dixie - A southern based specialty retail store that
sells only one brand of glass cleaner.

Mortar fire - I never told my girlfriend my hobby of shooting
cannons because I knew it would mortar fire.

Amsterdam - To block up a river with the bodies of many small rodents.

GARY HALLOCK


= = = =

Calypso - The two services offered by the combination barber- tailor
shop

Cyn

= = = =

Mondegreen: Advice from a Jamaican caddy.

Bob

= = = =

Half-baked: What you did to a pastry, as in, "Happy birthday. I half-
baked this cake for you."

Quarterback: As in, "Our cat got out last night, but I quarterback in
the bushes and got her into the house."


Cyn

= = = =

Kindred: Fear of your relatives

Stan

= = = =

Coruscate: what the rockettes do on ice

Norm S.

= = = =

Pylon: What football players do when the ball is fumbled

Stan

= = = =

Bibliograph: What Steffi carries to church pyramid: trying to see
through the crowd.

Norm S.

= = = =

Foreclose: Why my daughter goes to the mall.

Stan

= = = = =

Drive: Explaining that you've been for a medical check up as you pull
into your home.

Joseph Harris

= = = =

Left Bank: What the robber did after filling his bag with cash.

Stan

= = = =

Chicken nuggets - The reason so many men grab their crotch

Big Mac - Raincoat for very large men

Whopper - Used to sweep water from your car's windshield

Chili dog - The cause of that frostbite on your toes

Fries - An uncomplimentary nickname for a geek or a nerd

Gary Hallock gary@h...

= = = =

Infidel: Where most of the fried chicken ends up in Cuba.

Stan

= = = =

Piper Cub: A wee Scot

Consolation: Work done in the prison shoe repair shop.

Norm S

= = = =

Hirsute: What she wore to the beach.

Bob

= = = =

Harpy - Urine flow of an upright stringed instrument

Cyn

= = = =

Senile: A must on a visit to Egypt

Stan

= = = =

Comprehensible - Understands a male bovine

Cyn

= = = =

Matador: To place padding on the entrance to the ring to prevent
injury to a bull trying to enter prematurely

Stan

= = = =

Toreador - What I did for my friend Raymond when I realized he'd
constructed his new grass hut with no means of access or egress.

Cyn

= = = =

Nicotine: What usually happens to first time shavers

Stan

= = = =

Deodorant - Not the queen but the drone.

Cyn

= = = =

Metronome: The business section of a city in Alaska.

Stan
= = = =

Classify - As in, I'll be late to classify I don't find a parking place
soon.

Cyn

= = = =

Deodorant - A convoluted way to say that you've paid off Will on that
money he loaned you.

Metronome - An elf that rides the subway

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the
latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK


Re: Daffynition

gary hallock
 

Diploma - Who you call when the sink is clogged.

Cynthia MacGregor

= = = =

Hairdresser: Where Bugs Bunny keeps his underwear

Stan

= = = =

Carotene - An adolescent orange vegetable

Cyn

= = = =

Litigator: The act of setting fire to an amphibious reptile

Stan

= = = =

Reptile - What a flooring salesman does

Cyn

= = = =

Flea Market: What the crooks did after stealing groceries

Stan

= = = =

Clamorous - A stunning bivalve

Cyn

= = = =


Diverticulitis- A technique used by pickpockets in which one breaks
out laughing and the other pinches your wallet while you are distracted.


.Norm S

= = = =

Kleenex: What you get when you wash behind your ears

Stan

= = = =

Missile - To take aim at the window's inside ledge but fail.

Cyn

= = = =

Marionette: What Frankie Avalon wanted to do in those beach movies

Stan

= = = =

Puppet - What your child keeps insisting on, even though you hoped
she'd be happy with just a turtle.

Cyn

= = = =

Elixir: What a puppy does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Stan

= = = =

Ownership - What the boat sellers at the nautical expo keep exhorting
attendees to do.

Cyn

= = = =

Touchdown: To feel goose feathers.

Stan

= = = =

Piratical - To throw a lemon meringue confection in the face of
someone whose politics are too "out there" for you.

Cyn


= = = =

Potomac- Large kettle of pasta

Insulate- Missed curfew

Honorable- What Cane didn't do

Norm S.

= = = =

Fanatic: Where you store fans for the winter

Stan

= = = =

Hasidic Jews - Corrosive citrus oils

Unabridged - Having a soft belly without sharply defined muscles

GARY HALLOCK (Late to the party but happy to make a showing).

= = = =

Ginger Snaps: Gilligan's girl friend has a nervous breakdown

Stan

= = = = = Winn-Dixie - A southern based specialty retail store that
sells only one brand of glass cleaner.

Mortar fire - I never told my girlfriend my hobby of shooting
cannons because I knew it would mortar fire.

Amsterdam - To block up a river with the bodies of many small rodents.

GARY HALLOCK


= = = =

Calypso - The two services offered by the combination barber- tailor
shop

Cyn

= = = =

Mondegreen: Advice from a Jamaican caddy.

Bob

= = = =

Half-baked: What you did to a pastry, as in, "Happy birthday. I half-
baked this cake for you."

Quarterback: As in, "Our cat got out last night, but I quarterback in
the bushes and got her into the house."


Cyn

= = = =

Kindred: Fear of your relatives

Stan

= = = =

Coruscate: what the rockettes do on ice

Norm S.

= = = =

Pylon: What football players do when the ball is fumbled

Stan

= = = =

Bibliograph: What Steffi carries to church pyramid: trying to see
through the crowd.

Norm S.

= = = =

Foreclose: Why my daughter goes to the mall.

Stan

= = = = =

Drive: Explaining that you've been for a medical check up as you pull
into your home.

Joseph Harris

= = = =

Left Bank: What the robber did after filling his bag with cash.

Stan

= = = =

Chicken nuggets - The reason so many men grab their crotch

Big Mac - Raincoat for very large men

Whopper - Used to sweep water from your car's windshield

Chili dog - The cause of that frostbite on your toes

Fries - An uncomplimentary nickname for a geek or a nerd

Gary Hallock gary@h...

= = = =

Infidel: Where most of the fried chicken ends up in Cuba.

Stan

= = = =

Piper Cub: A wee Scot

Consolation: Work done in the prison shoe repair shop.

Norm S

= = = =

Hirsute: What she wore to the beach.

Bob

= = = =

Harpy - Urine flow of an upright stringed instrument

Cyn

= = = =

Senile: A must on a visit to Egypt

Stan

= = = =

Comprehensible - Understands a male bovine

Cyn

= = = =

Matador: To place padding on the entrance to the ring to prevent
injury to a bull trying to enter prematurely

Stan

= = = =

Toreador - What I did for my friend Raymond when I realized he'd
constructed his new grass hut with no means of access or egress.

Cyn

= = = =

Nicotine: What usually happens to first time shavers

Stan

= = = =

Deodorant - Not the queen but the drone.

Cyn

= = = =

Metronome: The business section of a city in Alaska.

Stan

= = = =

Deodorant - A convoluted way to say that you've paid off Will on that money he loaned you.

Metronome - An elf that rides the subway

Dead sea scrolls - What I'm starting to feel when I click open the latest message in this thread. Can we start over fresh tomorrow?

GARY HALLOCK


Re: Daffynition

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Diploma - Who you call when the sink is clogged.

Cynthia MacGregor

= = = =

Hairdresser: Where Bugs Bunny keeps his underwear

Stan

= = = =

Carotene - An adolescent orange vegetable

Cyn

= = = =

Litigator: The act of setting fire to an amphibious reptile

Stan

= = = =

Reptile - What a flooring salesman does

Cyn

= = = =

Flea Market: What the crooks did after stealing groceries

Stan

= = = =

Clamorous - A stunning bivalve

Cyn

= = = =


Diverticulitis- A technique used by pickpockets in which one breaks
out laughing and the other pinches your wallet while you are distracted.


.Norm S

= = = =

Kleenex: What you get when you wash behind your ears

Stan

= = = =

Missile - To take aim at the window's inside ledge but fail.

Cyn

= = = =

Marionette: What Frankie Avalon wanted to do in those beach movies

Stan

= = = =

Puppet - What your child keeps insisting on, even though you hoped
she'd be happy with just a turtle.

Cyn

= = = =

Elixir: What a puppy does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Stan

= = = =

Ownership - What the boat sellers at the nautical expo keep exhorting
attendees to do.

Cyn

= = = =

Touchdown: To feel goose feathers.

Stan

= = = =

Piratical - To throw a lemon meringue confection in the face of
someone whose politics are too "out there" for you.

Cyn


= = = =

Potomac- Large kettle of pasta

Insulate- Missed curfew

Honorable- What Cane didn't do

Norm S.

= = = =

Fanatic: Where you store fans for the winter

Stan

= = = =

Hasidic Jews - Corrosive citrus oils

Unabridged - Having a soft belly without sharply defined muscles

GARY HALLOCK (Late to the party but happy to make a showing).

= = = =

Ginger Snaps: Gilligan's girl friend has a nervous breakdown

Stan

= = = = = Winn-Dixie - A southern based specialty retail store that
sells only one brand of glass cleaner.

Mortar fire - I never told my girlfriend my hobby of shooting
cannons because I knew it would mortar fire.

Amsterdam - To block up a river with the bodies of many small rodents.

GARY HALLOCK


= = = =

Calypso - The two services offered by the combination barber- tailor
shop

Cyn

= = = =

Mondegreen: Advice from a Jamaican caddy.

Bob

= = = =

Half-baked: What you did to a pastry, as in, "Happy birthday. I half-
baked this cake for you."

Quarterback: As in, "Our cat got out last night, but I quarterback in
the bushes and got her into the house."


Cyn

= = = =

Kindred: Fear of your relatives

Stan

= = = =

Coruscate: what the rockettes do on ice

Norm S.

= = = =

Pylon: What football players do when the ball is fumbled

Stan

= = = =

Bibliograph: What Steffi carries to church pyramid: trying to see
through the crowd.

Norm S.

= = = =

Foreclose: Why my daughter goes to the mall.

Stan

= = = = =

Drive: Explaining that you've been for a medical check up as you pull
into your home.

Joseph Harris

= = = =

Left Bank: What the robber did after filling his bag with cash.

Stan

= = = =

Chicken nuggets - The reason so many men grab their crotch

Big Mac - Raincoat for very large men

Whopper - Used to sweep water from your car's windshield

Chili dog - The cause of that frostbite on your toes

Fries - An uncomplimentary nickname for a geek or a nerd

Gary Hallock gary@h...

= = = =

Infidel: Where most of the fried chicken ends up in Cuba.

Stan

= = = =

Piper Cub: A wee Scot

Consolation: Work done in the prison shoe repair shop.

Norm S

= = = =

Hirsute: What she wore to the beach.

Bob

= = = =

Harpy - Urine flow of an upright stringed instrument

Cyn

= = = =

Senile: A must on a visit to Egypt

Stan

= = = =

Comprehensible - Understands a male bovine

Cyn

= = = =

Matador: To place padding on the entrance to the ring to prevent
injury to a bull trying to enter prematurely

Stan

= = = =

Toreador - What I did for my friend Raymond when I realized he'd
constructed his new grass hut with no means of access or egress.

Cyn

= = = =

Nicotine: What usually happens to first time shavers

Stan

= = = =

Deodorant - Not the queen but the drone.

Cyn

= = = =

Metronome: The business section of a city in Alaska.

Stan

= = = =

Classify - As in, I'll be late to classify I don't find a parking place
soon.

Cyn


Re: Daffynition

Stan Kegel <kegel@...>
 

Diploma - Who you call when the sink is clogged.

Cynthia MacGregor

= = = =

Hairdresser: Where Bugs Bunny keeps his underwear

Stan

= = = =

Carotene - An adolescent orange vegetable

Cyn

= = = =

Litigator: The act of setting fire to an amphibious reptile

Stan

= = = =

Reptile - What a flooring salesman does

Cyn

= = = =

Flea Market: What the crooks did after stealing groceries

Stan

= = = =

Clamorous - A stunning bivalve

Cyn

= = = =


Diverticulitis- A technique used by pickpockets in which one breaks
out laughing and the other pinches your wallet while you are distracted.


.Norm S

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Kleenex: What you get when you wash behind your ears

Stan

= = = =

Missile - To take aim at the window's inside ledge but fail.

Cyn

= = = =

Marionette: What Frankie Avalon wanted to do in those beach movies

Stan

= = = =

Puppet - What your child keeps insisting on, even though you hoped
she'd be happy with just a turtle.

Cyn

= = = =

Elixir: What a puppy does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Stan

= = = =

Ownership - What the boat sellers at the nautical expo keep exhorting
attendees to do.

Cyn

= = = =

Touchdown: To feel goose feathers.

Stan

= = = =

Piratical - To throw a lemon meringue confection in the face of
someone whose politics are too "out there" for you.

Cyn


= = = =

Potomac- Large kettle of pasta

Insulate- Missed curfew

Honorable- What Cane didn't do

Norm S.

= = = =

Fanatic: Where you store fans for the winter

Stan

= = = =

Hasidic Jews - Corrosive citrus oils

Unabridged - Having a soft belly without sharply defined muscles

GARY HALLOCK (Late to the party but happy to make a showing).

= = = =

Ginger Snaps: Gilligan's girl friend has a nervous breakdown

Stan

= = = = = Winn-Dixie - A southern based specialty retail store that
sells only one brand of glass cleaner.

Mortar fire - I never told my girlfriend my hobby of shooting
cannons because I knew it would mortar fire.

Amsterdam - To block up a river with the bodies of many small rodents.

GARY HALLOCK


= = = =

Calypso - The two services offered by the combination barber- tailor
shop

Cyn

= = = =

Mondegreen: Advice from a Jamaican caddy.

Bob

= = = =

Half-baked: What you did to a pastry, as in, "Happy birthday. I half-
baked this cake for you."

Quarterback: As in, "Our cat got out last night, but I quarterback in
the bushes and got her into the house."


Cyn

= = = =

Kindred: Fear of your relatives

Stan

= = = =

Coruscate: what the rockettes do on ice

Norm S.

= = = =

Pylon: What football players do when the ball is fumbled

Stan

= = = =

Bibliograph: What Steffi carries to church pyramid: trying to see
through the crowd.

Norm S.

= = = =

Foreclose: Why my daughter goes to the mall.

Stan

= = = = =

Drive: Explaining that you've been for a medical check up as you pull
into your home.

Joseph Harris

= = = =

Left Bank: What the robber did after filling his bag with cash.

Stan

= = = =

Chicken nuggets - The reason so many men grab their crotch

Big Mac - Raincoat for very large men

Whopper - Used to sweep water from your car's windshield

Chili dog - The cause of that frostbite on your toes

Fries - An uncomplimentary nickname for a geek or a nerd

Gary Hallock gary@h...

= = = =

Infidel: Where most of the fried chicken ends up in Cuba.

Stan

= = = =

Piper Cub: A wee Scot

Consolation: Work done in the prison shoe repair shop.

Norm S

= = = =

Hirsute: What she wore to the beach.

Bob

= = = =

Harpy - Urine flow of an upright stringed instrument

Cyn

= = = =

Senile: A must on a visit to Egypt

Stan

= = = =

Comprehensible - Understands a male bovine

Cyn

= = = =

Matador: To place padding on the entrance to the ring to prevent
injury to a bull trying to enter prematurely

Stan

= = = =

Toreador - What I did for my friend Raymond when I realized he'd
constructed his new grass hut with no means of access or egress.

Cyn

= = = =

Nicotine: What usually happens to first time shavers

Stan

= = = =

Deodorant - Not the queen but the drone.

Cyn

= = = =

Metronome: The business section of a city in Alaska.

Stan

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Re: Daffynition

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Diploma - Who you call when the sink is clogged.

Cynthia MacGregor

= = = =

Hairdresser: Where Bugs Bunny keeps his underwear

Stan

= = = =

Carotene - An adolescent orange vegetable

Cyn

= = = =

Litigator: The act of setting fire to an amphibious reptile

Stan

= = = =

Reptile - What a flooring salesman does

Cyn

= = = =

Flea Market: What the crooks did after stealing groceries

Stan

= = = =

Clamorous - A stunning bivalve

Cyn

= = = =


Diverticulitis- A technique used by pickpockets in which one breaks
out laughing and the other pinches your wallet while you are distracted.


.Norm S

= = = =

Kleenex: What you get when you wash behind your ears

Stan

= = = =

Missile - To take aim at the window's inside ledge but fail.

Cyn

= = = =

Marionette: What Frankie Avalon wanted to do in those beach movies

Stan

= = = =

Puppet - What your child keeps insisting on, even though you hoped
she'd be happy with just a turtle.

Cyn

= = = =

Elixir: What a puppy does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Stan

= = = =

Ownership - What the boat sellers at the nautical expo keep exhorting
attendees to do.

Cyn

= = = =

Touchdown: To feel goose feathers.

Stan

= = = =

Piratical - To throw a lemon meringue confection in the face of
someone whose politics are too "out there" for you.

Cyn


= = = =

Potomac- Large kettle of pasta

Insulate- Missed curfew

Honorable- What Cane didn't do

Norm S.

= = = =

Fanatic: Where you store fans for the winter

Stan

= = = =

Hasidic Jews - Corrosive citrus oils

Unabridged - Having a soft belly without sharply defined muscles

GARY HALLOCK (Late to the party but happy to make a showing).

= = = =

Ginger Snaps: Gilligan's girl friend has a nervous breakdown

Stan

= = = = = Winn-Dixie - A southern based specialty retail store that
sells only one brand of glass cleaner.

Mortar fire - I never told my girlfriend my hobby of shooting
cannons because I knew it would mortar fire.

Amsterdam - To block up a river with the bodies of many small rodents.

GARY HALLOCK


= = = =

Calypso - The two services offered by the combination barber- tailor
shop

Cyn

= = = =

Mondegreen: Advice from a Jamaican caddy.

Bob

= = = =

Half-baked: What you did to a pastry, as in, "Happy birthday. I half-
baked this cake for you."

Quarterback: As in, "Our cat got out last night, but I quarterback in
the bushes and got her into the house."


Cyn

= = = =

Kindred: Fear of your relatives

Stan

= = = =

Coruscate: what the rockettes do on ice

Norm S.

= = = =

Pylon: What football players do when the ball is fumbled

Stan

= = = =

Bibliograph: What Steffi carries to church pyramid: trying to see
through the crowd.

Norm S.

= = = =

Foreclose: Why my daughter goes to the mall.

Stan

= = = = =

Drive: Explaining that you've been for a medical check up as you pull
into your home.

Joseph Harris

= = = =

Left Bank: What the robber did after filling his bag with cash.

Stan

= = = =

Chicken nuggets - The reason so many men grab their crotch

Big Mac - Raincoat for very large men

Whopper - Used to sweep water from your car's windshield

Chili dog - The cause of that frostbite on your toes

Fries - An uncomplimentary nickname for a geek or a nerd

Gary Hallock gary@h...

= = = =

Infidel: Where most of the fried chicken ends up in Cuba.

Stan

= = = =

Piper Cub: A wee Scot

Consolation: Work done in the prison shoe repair shop.

Norm S

= = = =

Hirsute: What she wore to the beach.

Bob

= = = =

Harpy - Urine flow of an upright stringed instrument

Cyn

= = = =

Senile: A must on a visit to Egypt

Stan

= = = =

Comprehensible - Understands a male bovine

Cyn

====

Matador: To place padding on the entrance to the ring to prevent
injury to a bull trying to enter prematurely

Stan

= = = =

Toreador - What I did for my friend Raymond when I realized he'd
constructed his new grass hut with no means of access or egress.

Cyn

= = = =

Nicotine: What usually happens to first time shavers

Stan

= = = =

Deodorant - Not the queen but the drone.

Cyn


Re: Daffynition

Stan Kegel <kegel@...>
 

Diploma - Who you call when the sink is clogged.

Cynthia MacGregor

= = = =

Hairdresser: Where Bugs Bunny keeps his underwear

Stan

= = = =

Carotene - An adolescent orange vegetable

Cyn

= = = =

Litigator: The act of setting fire to an amphibious reptile

Stan

= = = =

Reptile - What a flooring salesman does

Cyn

= = = =

Flea Market: What the crooks did after stealing groceries

Stan

= = = =

Clamorous - A stunning bivalve

Cyn

= = = =


Diverticulitis- A technique used by pickpockets in which one breaks out laughing and the other pinches your wallet while you are distracted.


.Norm S

= = = =

Kleenex: What you get when you wash behind your ears

Stan

= = = =

Missile - To take aim at the window's inside ledge but fail.

Cyn

= = = =

Marionette: What Frankie Avalon wanted to do in those beach movies

Stan

= = = =

Puppet - What your child keeps insisting on, even though you hoped she'd be happy with just a turtle.

Cyn

= = = =

Elixir: What a puppy does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Stan

= = = =

Ownership - What the boat sellers at the nautical expo keep exhorting attendees to do.

Cyn

= = = =

Touchdown: To feel goose feathers.

Stan

= = = =

Piratical - To throw a lemon meringue confection in the face of someone whose politics are too "out there" for you.

Cyn


= = = =

Potomac- Large kettle of pasta

Insulate- Missed curfew

Honorable- What Cane didn't do

Norm S.

= = = =

Fanatic: Where you store fans for the winter

Stan

= = = =

Hasidic Jews - Corrosive citrus oils

Unabridged - Having a soft belly without sharply defined muscles

GARY HALLOCK (Late to the party but happy to make a showing).

= = = =

Ginger Snaps: Gilligan's girl friend has a nervous breakdown

Stan

= = = = = Winn-Dixie - A southern based specialty retail store that sells only one brand of glass cleaner.

Mortar fire - I never told my girlfriend my hobby of shooting cannons because I knew it would mortar fire.

Amsterdam - To block up a river with the bodies of many small rodents.

GARY HALLOCK


= = = =

Calypso - The two services offered by the combination barber- tailor shop

Cyn

= = = =

Mondegreen: Advice from a Jamaican caddy.

Bob

= = = =

Half-baked: What you did to a pastry, as in, "Happy birthday. I half- baked this cake for you."

Quarterback: As in, "Our cat got out last night, but I quarterback in the bushes and got her into the house."


Cyn

= = = =

Kindred: Fear of your relatives

Stan

= = = =

Coruscate: what the rockettes do on ice

Norm S.

= = = =

Pylon: What football players do when the ball is fumbled

Stan

= = = =

Bibliograph: What Steffi carries to church pyramid: trying to see through the crowd.

Norm S.

= = = =

Foreclose: Why my daughter goes to the mall.

Stan

= = = = =

Drive: Explaining that you've been for a medical check up as you pull into your home.

Joseph Harris

= = = =

Left Bank: What the robber did after filling his bag with cash.

Stan

= = = =

Chicken nuggets - The reason so many men grab their crotch

Big Mac - Raincoat for very large men

Whopper - Used to sweep water from your car's windshield

Chili dog - The cause of that frostbite on your toes

Fries - An uncomplimentary nickname for a geek or a nerd

Gary Hallock gary@h...

= = = =

Infidel: Where most of the fried chicken ends up in Cuba.

Stan

= = = =

Piper Cub: A wee Scot

Consolation: Work done in the prison shoe repair shop.

Norm S

= = = =

Hirsute: What she wore to the beach.

Bob

= = = =

Harpy - Urine flow of an upright stringed instrument

Cyn

= = = =

Senile: A must on a visit to Egypt

Stan

= = = =

Comprehensible - Understands a male bovine

Cyn

====

Matador: To place padding on the entrance to the ring to prevent injury to a bull trying to enter prematurely

Stan

= = = =

Toreador - What I did for my friend Raymond when I realized he'd constructed his new grass hut with no means of access or egress.

Cyn

= = = =

Nicotine: What usually happens to first time shavers

Stan

= = = =


Re: Daffynition

Cynthia MacGregor
 

Diploma - Who you call when the sink is clogged.

Cynthia MacGregor

= = = =

Hairdresser: Where Bugs Bunny keeps his underwear

Stan

= = = =

Carotene - An adolescent orange vegetable

Cyn

= = = =

Litigator: The act of setting fire to an amphibious reptile

Stan

= = = =

Reptile - What a flooring salesman does

Cyn

= = = =

Flea Market: What the crooks did after stealing groceries

Stan

= = = =

Clamorous - A stunning bivalve

Cyn

= = = =


Diverticulitis- A technique used by pickpockets in which one breaks
out laughing and the other pinches your wallet while you are distracted.


.Norm S

= = = =

Kleenex: What you get when you wash behind your ears

Stan

= = = =

Missile - To take aim at the window's inside ledge but fail.

Cyn

= = = =

Marionette: What Frankie Avalon wanted to do in those beach movies

Stan

= = = =

Puppet - What your child keeps insisting on, even though you hoped
she'd be happy with just a turtle.

Cyn

= = = =

Elixir: What a puppy does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Stan

= = = =

Ownership - What the boat sellers at the nautical expo keep exhorting
attendees to do.

Cyn

= = = =

Touchdown: To feel goose feathers.

Stan

= = = =

Piratical - To throw a lemon meringue confection in the face of
someone whose politics are too "out there" for you.

Cyn


= = = =

Potomac- Large kettle of pasta

Insulate- Missed curfew

Honorable- What Cane didn't do

Norm S.

= = = =

Fanatic: Where you store fans for the winter

Stan

= = = =

Hasidic Jews - Corrosive citrus oils

Unabridged - Having a soft belly without sharply defined muscles

GARY HALLOCK (Late to the party but happy to make a showing.)

= = = =

Ginger Snaps: Gilligan's girl friend has a nervous breakdown

Stan

= = = = =
Winn-Dixie - A southern based specialty retail store that sells only
one brand of glass cleaner.

Mortar fire - I never told my girlfriend my hobby of shooting
cannons because I knew it would mortar fire.

Amsterdam - To block up a river with the bodies of many small rodents.

GARY HALLOCK


= = = =

Calypso - The two services offered by the combination barber-
tailor shop

Cyn

= = = =

Mondegreen: Advice from a Jamaican caddy.

Bob

= = = =

Half-baked: What you did to a pastry, as in, "Happy birthday. I half-
baked this cake for you."

Quarterback: As in, "Our cat got out last night, but I quarterback in
the bushes and got her into the house."


Cyn

= = = =

Kindred: Fear of your relatives

Stan

= = = =

Coruscate: what the rockettes do on ice

Norm S.

= = = =

Pylon: What football players do when the ball is fumbled

Stan

= = = =

Bibliograph: What Steffi carries to church pyramid: trying to see
through the crowd.

Norm S.

= = = =

Foreclose: Why my daughter goes to the mall.

Stan

= = = = =

Drive: Explaining that you've been for a medical check up as you pull
into your home.

Joseph Harris

= = = =

Left Bank: What the robber did after filling his bag with cash.

Stan

= = = =

Chicken nuggets - The reason so many men grab their crotch

Big Mac - Raincoat for very large men

Whopper - Used to sweep water from your car's windshield

Chili dog - The cause of that frostbite on your toes

Fries - An uncomplimentary nickname for a geek or a nerd

Gary Hallock
gary@h...

= = = =

Infidel: Where most of the fried chicken ends up in Cuba.

Stan

= = = =

Piper Cub: A wee Scot

Consolation: Work done in the prison shoe repair shop.

Norm S

= = = =

Hirsute: What she wore to the beach.

Bob

= = = =

Harpy - Urine flow of an upright stringed instrument

Cyn

= = = =

Senile: A must on a visit to Egypt

Stan

= = = =

Comprehensible - Understands a male bovine

Cyn

====

Matador: To place padding on the entrance to the ring to prevent
injury to a bull trying to enter prematurely

Stan

= = = =

Toreador - What I did for my friend Raymond when I realized he'd constructed
his new grass hut with no means of access or egress.

Cyn


Re: Daffynition

Stan Kegel <kegel@...>
 

Diploma - Who you call when the sink is clogged.

Cynthia MacGregor

= = = =

Hairdresser: Where Bugs Bunny keeps his underwear

Stan

= = = =

Carotene - An adolescent orange vegetable

Cyn

= = = =

Litigator: The act of setting fire to an amphibious reptile

Stan

= = = =

Reptile - What a flooring salesman does

Cyn

= = = =

Flea Market: What the crooks did after stealing groceries

Stan

= = = =

Clamorous - A stunning bivalve

Cyn

= = = =


Diverticulitis- A technique used by pickpockets in which one breaks
out laughing and the other pinches your wallet while you are distracted.


.Norm S

= = = =

Kleenex: What you get when you wash behind your ears

Stan

= = = =

Missile - To take aim at the window's inside ledge but fail.

Cyn

= = = =

Marionette: What Frankie Avalon wanted to do in those beach movies

Stan

= = = =

Puppet - What your child keeps insisting on, even though you hoped
she'd be happy with just a turtle.

Cyn

= = = =

Elixir: What a puppy does to his owner when she gives him a bone

Stan

= = = =

Ownership - What the boat sellers at the nautical expo keep exhorting
attendees to do.

Cyn

= = = =

Touchdown: To feel goose feathers.

Stan

= = = =

Piratical - To throw a lemon meringue confection in the face of
someone whose politics are too "out there" for you.

Cyn


= = = =

Potomac- Large kettle of pasta

Insulate- Missed curfew

Honorable- What Cane didn't do

Norm S.

= = = =

Fanatic: Where you store fans for the winter

Stan

= = = =

Hasidic Jews - Corrosive citrus oils

Unabridged - Having a soft belly without sharply defined muscles

GARY HALLOCK (Late to the party but happy to make a showing.)

= = = =

Ginger Snaps: Gilligan's girl friend has a nervous breakdown

Stan

= = = = =
Winn-Dixie - A southern based specialty retail store that sells only
one brand of glass cleaner.

Mortar fire - I never told my girlfriend my hobby of shooting
cannons because I knew it would mortar fire.

Amsterdam - To block up a river with the bodies of many small rodents.

GARY HALLOCK


= = = =

Calypso - The two services offered by the combination barber-
tailor shop

Cyn

= = = =

Mondegreen: Advice from a Jamaican caddy.

Bob

= = = =

Half-baked: What you did to a pastry, as in, "Happy birthday. I half-
baked this cake for you."

Quarterback: As in, "Our cat got out last night, but I quarterback in
the bushes and got her into the house."


Cyn

= = = =

Kindred: Fear of your relatives

Stan

= = = =

Coruscate: what the rockettes do on ice

Norm S.

= = = =

Pylon: What football players do when the ball is fumbled

Stan

= = = =

Bibliograph: What Steffi carries to church pyramid: trying to see
through the crowd.

Norm S.

= = = =

Foreclose: Why my daughter goes to the mall.

Stan

= = = = =

Drive: Explaining that you've been for a medical check up as you pull
into your home.

Joseph Harris

= = = =

Left Bank: What the robber did after filling his bag with cash.

Stan

= = = =

Chicken nuggets - The reason so many men grab their crotch

Big Mac - Raincoat for very large men

Whopper - Used to sweep water from your car's windshield

Chili dog - The cause of that frostbite on your toes

Fries - An uncomplimentary nickname for a geek or a nerd

Gary Hallock
gary@h...

= = = =

Infidel: Where most of the fried chicken ends up in Cuba.

Stan

= = = =

Piper Cub: A wee Scot

Consolation: Work done in the prison shoe repair shop.

Norm S

= = = =

Hirsute: What she wore to the beach.

Bob

= = = =

Harpy - Urine flow of an upright stringed instrument

Cyn

= = = =

Senile: A must on a visit to Egypt

Stan

= = = =

Comprehensible - Understands a male bovine

Cyn

====

Matador: To place padding on the entrance to the ring to prevent injury to a bull trying to enter prematurely

Stan

= = = =