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Re: CORRECTION - Rogue Riddle 1071 - Fate - #RogueRiddle (Subject line corrected) #RogueRiddle

Lars Hanson
 

All,
 
    This week’s Rogue Riddle takes a page out of Gary Hallock’s riddles.

  Please respond to this issue, and not to the previous one.  No changes in he riddles, just to the subject line.  (Thanks for the catch, Gary.)
 
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 
 
Rogue Riddle #1071
Fate 
 
    This week’s Rogue Riddle consists of six riddles.  With a few exceptions, each riddle has two answers which sound similar.  Both answers are required for full credit.  Most of these are very easy, but, as usual, there are one or two “4.0 busters” in the mix.
 
    Once the six riddles have been answered, seven of the words among the answers can be rearranged to answer the final question.
 
    As always, effort has gone into the setup wording to provide necessary clues.  Please note the following:
 
    Riddles of the form “What is the difference between ...?” may be Spoonerisms or homophones.
 
    The work BLANK may represent one or more words.  It is up to you, the solver, to determine how many words replace the BLANK.
 
    The indefinite article preceding a BLANK will always be “a”.  It never will indicate the starting letter of the word or words to be substituted for the BLANK.  However, the presence of a definite or indefinite article does indicate that what follows is a noun.
 
     The riddle will until 5:00 p.m. EDT on Tuesday.  As usual, the first person to solve all the riddles will be declared the winner and will host Rogue Riddle 1072 next week.  If no one has solved all the riddles by 5:00 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, the one with the most correct answers will be declared the winner.
 
    Now, on to the riddles.
 
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 
 
1.  Why is a Jamaican denial like part of a sundial? One is a BLANK and the other also is a BLANK.
 
2.  What is the difference between hints for using the lav and kissers?  One are BLANK, while the others are BLANK.
 
3.  What is the difference between a Norwegian-American expression of dismay and a bad golfer?  One is BLANK, while the other is a BLANK.
 
4.  His voice was a BLANK so they called him “Pony.”
 
5.  What is the difference between small, hard seeds which cause people distress swallowing and counters for  a card game?  One are BLANK, while the others are BLANK.
 
6.  Why is the description of a toddler who has lost his mind like a type of sailing rig?  One is BLANK and he other is BLANK.
 
The Final Question:  They are coming for all of us!  Who are they?
 
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 
 
    As always, it would be great to see some new faces this week!  
 
    Please remember to ensure your answers are directed to me.  You should be able just to hit “Reply” (thanks, Norm!),  but to be certain you may address all guesses, surmises, suppositions, estimates, conjectures, SWAG’s, stabs, pokes, and other such directly to me at:
 

    To avoid public guesses (guesses posted to the PUNY list instead of guesses sent to the host), please ensure your guesses are addressed to me at the address above.
 
    Aloha,

        Lars

=================================


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

gary hallock
 

My dog has only one nostril. He’s just a half-breathe, but the Pillsbury Dough Boy has a dog who is pure bread.

A: What tree would have the most bark? 
A: A dog would.

I hate it when I get in trouble with my spouse and end up sleeping in the doghouse. I always wake up with mastiff neck.

I’m a bit dyslexic so I bought a Garyhound.

Donald Trump’s favorite dog? ~ His Sharpie!
Rodeo rider’s favorite dog? ~ Lasso Apso
Bernie Sanders doesn’t have a dog. ~ This ain’t Bernards!

Gary Hallock

=========
Speaking of Gary’s dachshund reminds me of the advice that should be given to those dogs if they can’t find a fire hydrant or a tree: “Get a lawn, little doggie.”

As for Doug’s border dog, did you hear about the dog that ate cantaloupe? He felt rather melon collie.

Jim
=============
Forget putting U.S. troops to patrol illegals crossing the Rio Grande, just get a few dozen Border Collies

Doug S.
==========
The dog next door was always running away. The military thought that might be a useful trait, so they cloned him. They asked me to look after the clone. So my dog's a bit of a rover. 

It's a very big dog - an Irish Doodle*; but we have the space so that's just dandy.

I kept hearing this dog cough. Then I realised; it's a Husky.

I put my German Shepherd in for the local dog show. No luck; they pointed out he's the foreign man who looks after my sheep.

Joseph    *Yes, that is a breed.
==============
Took my pooch to the vet because he couldn’t bark. I thought it might be laryngitis but apparently dogs don’t get that. Turns out he had something called “Irritable bow-wow syndrome.” 

I told my son that he couldn’t bring his wiener dog onto our sailboat. “They don’t allow dogs on the dock, son.”

Gary Hallock
==========
I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog"

Doug Spector
===============
Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.”

Jim
===============
I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day

Doug Spector
======
Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 

_._,_._,_

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Rogue Riddle 1071 - Fate

Lars Hanson
 

All,

 

    This week’s Rogue Riddle takes a page out of Gary Hallock’s riddles..

 

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 

 
Rogue Riddle #1071

Fate 

 

    This week’s Rogue Riddle consists of six riddles.  With a few exceptions, each riddle has two answers which sound similar.  Both answers are required for full credit.  Most of these are very easy, but, as usual, there are one or two “4.0 busters” in the mix.

 

    Once the six riddles have been answered, seven of the words among the answers can be rearranged to answer the final question.
 

    As always, effort has gone into the setup wording to provide necessary clues.  Please note the following:

 

    Riddles of the form “What is the difference between ...?” may be Spoonerisms or homophones.

 

    The work BLANK may represent one or more words.  It is up to you, the solver, to determine how many words replace the BLANK.

 

    The indefinite article preceding a BLANK will always be “a”.  It never will indicate the starting letter of the word or words to be substituted for the BLANK.  However, the presence of a definite or indefinite article does indicate that what follows is a noun.

 

     The riddle will until 5:00 p.m. EDT on Tuesday.  As usual, the first person to solve all the riddles will be declared the winner and will host Rogue Riddle 1072 next week.  If no one has solved all the riddles by 5:00 p.m. EDT on Tuesday, the one with the most correct answers will be declared the winner.
 
    Now, on to the riddles.
 
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 

 

1.  Why is a Jamaican denial like part of a sundial? One is a BLANK and the other also is a BLANK.

 

2.  What is the difference between hints for using the lav and kissers?  One are BLANK, while the others are BLANK.

 

3.  What is the difference between a Norwegian-American expression of dismay and a bad golfer?  One is BLANK, while the other is a BLANK.

 

4.  His voice was a BLANK so they called him “Pony.”

 

5.  What is the difference between small, hard seeds which cause people distress swallowing and counters for  a card game?  One are BLANK, while the others are BLANK.

 

6.  Why is the description of a toddler who has lost his mind like a type of sailing rig?  One is BLANK and he other is BLANK.

 

The Final Question:  They are coming for all of us!  Who are they?

 

<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> 

 

    As always, it would be great to see some new faces this week!  

 

    Please remember to ensure your answers are directed to me.  You should be able just to hit “Reply” (thanks, Norm!),  but to be certain you may address all guesses, surmises, suppositions, estimates, conjectures, SWAG’s, stabs, pokes, and other such directly to me at:

 

parkersan2001@...


    To avoid public guesses (guesses posted to the PUNY list instead of guesses sent to the host), please ensure your guesses are addressed to me at the address above.

 

    Aloha,

        Lars

=================================


PUNY has gone to the dogs

James Ertner
 

Speaking of Gary’s dachshund reminds me of the advice that should be given to those dogs if they can’t find a fire hydrant or a tree: “Get a lawn, little doggie.”

As for Doug’s border dog, did you hear about the dog hat ate cantaloupe? He felt rather melon collie.

Jim
=============
Forget putting U.S. troops to patrol illegals crossing the Rio Grande, just get a few dozen Border Collies

Doug S.
==========
The dog next door was always running away. The military thought that might be a useful trait, so they cloned him. They asked me to look after the clone. So my dog's a bit of a rover.

It's a very big dog - an Irish Doodle*; but we have the space so that's just dandy.

I kept hearing this dog cough. Then I realised; it's a Husky.

I put my German Shepherd in for the local dog show. No luck; they pointed out he's the foreign man who looks aftrer my sheep.

Joseph    *Yes, that is a breed.
==============
Took my pooch to the vet because he couldn’t bark. I thought it might be laryngitis but apparently dogs don’t get that. Turns out he had something called “Irritable bow-wow syndrome.” 

I told my son that he couldn’t bring his wiener dog onto our sailboat. “They don’t allow dogs on the dock, son.”

Gary Hallock
==========
I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog"

Doug Spector
===============
Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.”

Jim
===============
I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day

Doug Spector
======
Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
--
Doug Spector


Rogue Riddle 1071 —Warning #RogueRiddle

Lars Hanson
 

All,

Rogue Riddle #1071 will launch shortly.

Aloha,

Lars

======================


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

doug
 

Forget putting U.S. troops to patrol illegals crossing the Rio Grande, just get a few dozen Border Collies

Doug S.
==========
The dog next door was always running away. The military thought that might be a useful trait, so they cloned him. They asked me to look after the clone. So my dog's a bit of a rover.

It's a very big dog - an Irish Doodle*; but we have the space so that's just dandy.

I kept hearing this dog cough. Then I realised; it's a Husky.

I put my German Shepherd in for the local dog show. No luck; they pointed out he's the foreign man who looks aftrer my sheep.

Joseph    *Yes, that is a breed.
==============
Took my pooch to the vet because he couldn’t bark. I thought it might be laryngitis but apparently dogs don’t get that. Turns out he had something called “Irritable bow-wow syndrome.” 

I told my son that he couldn’t bring his wiener dog onto our sailboat. “They don’t allow dogs on the dock, son.”

Gary Hallock
==========
I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog"

Doug Spector
===============
Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.”

Jim
===============
I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day

Doug Spector
======
Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
--
Doug Spector


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

Joseph Harris
 

The dog next door was always running away. The military thought that might be a useful trait, so they cloned him. They asked me to look after the clone. So my dog's a bit of a rover.

It's a very big dog - an Irish Doodle*; but we have the space so that's just dandy.

I kept hearing this dog cough. Then I realised; it's a Husky.

I put my German Shepherd in for the local dog show. No luck; they pointed out he's the foreign man who looks aftrer my sheep.

Joseph    *Yes, that is a breed.
==============
Took my pooch to the vet because he couldn’t bark. I thought it might be laryngitis but apparently dogs don’t get that. Turns out he had something called “Irritable bow-wow syndrome.” 

I told my son that he couldn’t bring his wiener dog onto our sailboat. “They don’t allow dogs on the dock, son.”

Gary Hallock
==========
I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog"

Doug Spector
===============
Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.”

Jim
===============
I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day

Doug Spector
======
Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder
_._,_._,_


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

gary hallock
 

Took my pooch to the vet because he couldn’t bark. I thought it might be laryngitis but apparently dogs don’t get that. Turns out he had something called “Irritable bow-wow syndrome.” 

I told my son that he couldn’t bring his wiener dog onto our sailboat. “They don’t allow dogs on the dock, son.”

Gary Hallock
==========
I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog"

Doug Spector
===============
Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.”

Jim
===============
I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day

Doug Spector
======
Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

doug
 

I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog"

Doug Spector
===============
Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.”

Jim
===============
I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day

Doug Spector
======
Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 

-- 
Doug

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector

--
Doug Spector

--
Doug Spector


PUNY has gone to the dogs

James Ertner
 

Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.”

Jim
===============
I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day

Doug Spector
======
Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 

-- 
Doug

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector

--
Doug Spector


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

doug
 

I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day

Doug Spector
======
Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 

-- 
Doug

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector

--
Doug Spector


PUNY has gone to the dogs

James Ertner
 

Speaking of Gary’s pun …

As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.”

Jim
==============
My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 

-- 
Doug

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

doug
 

My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down

Doug Spector

=============
Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 

-- 
Doug

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

gary hallock
 

Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound.

Gary Hallock

===================
Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow. 

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.ioOn Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

-- 
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder 

-- 
Doug

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


PUNY has gone to the dogs

James Ertner
 

Speaking of Joseph’s puns …

A dog with a broken tail has a weak end.

Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites.

An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is worse than his overbite.

A church’s pastor taught his dog to heal.

What does a dog use for playing golf? A kennel club.

Jim
===========
Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow.

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.io] On Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
PunGents.com
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector

--
Doug Spector


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

Joseph Harris
 

Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail.

My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

My dog is very careful in the woods, because trees also have bark.

I was going to have my dog groomed, but I went to the church by mistake!

I wanted to make a special house for my dog, so I asked the wood merchant who could do the job; he replied "Ken'l".

Joseph
============

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow.

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.io] On Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
PunGents.com
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector

--
Doug Spector
_._,_._,_


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

doug
 

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" 

Doug Spector
==============
When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============
My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow.

Dave Perry
 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.io] On Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs
 
I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.
 
Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.
 
GR
================================================
 
Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.
 
Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?
 
GR
====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.
 
Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?
 
GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.
 
Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"
 
Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com
 
Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
 
Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
 
What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
PunGents.com
 
====================
 
Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.
 
If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 
 
I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 
 
Gary Hallock

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector

--
Doug Spector


PUNY has gone to the dogs

James Ertner
 

When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race.

Jim
==============

My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow.


Dave Perry

 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.io] On Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs

 

I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.

 

Jim

=============

I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.

 

GR

================================================

 

Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.

 

Jim

======

Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?

 

GR

====================

Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.

 

Jim

==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?

 

GR

=============================

To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.

Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.

 

Jim Ertner

=================

I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"

 

Doug Spector

==========

All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com

 

Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

 

Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.

 

What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?

PunGents.com

 

====================

 

Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.

 

If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 

 

I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 

 

Gary Hallock


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


--
Doug Spector


Re: PUNY has gone to the dogs

Dave Perry
 

My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar.  Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow.

 

From: main@puny.groups.io [mailto:main@puny.groups.io] On Behalf Of James Ertner
Sent: Friday, April 16, 2021 1:07 PM
To: main@puny.groups.io
Subject: [puny] PUNY has gone to the dogs

 

I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.

 

Jim

=============

I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.

 

GR

================================================

 

Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.

 

Jim

======

Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?

 

GR

====================

Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.

 

Jim

==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?

 

GR

=============================

To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.

Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.

 

Jim Ertner

=================

I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"

 

Doug Spector

==========

All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com

 

Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

 

Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.

 

What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?

PunGents.com

 

====================

 

Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.

 

If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 

 

I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 

 

Gary Hallock


--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


--
Doug Spector


PUNY has gone to the dogs

James Ertner
 

I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees.

Jim
=============
I beg to diffur. You are already the master- to some degree-  of animal puns. Even more so than Gary Howlock.

GR
================================================


Before doing that, I might have to earn a bark-alaureate degree.

Jim
======
Yikes! Then we might start doing puns in doggerel?

GR

====================
Yes, like a tin can tied to a dog’s tail, it’s bound to oc-cur.

Jim
==============
Does this indicate that now cursing is encuraged on PUNY?

GR
=============================
To err is human; to make dog puns, canine.
Or, to err is human; two curs, canine.

Jim Ertner
=================
I gave my dog some leftover beef ribs and told him, "Bone Appetit"

Doug Spector
==========
All those cat calls worked out so well last Friday, I thought it only fair for us to give equal time to the canine community this week. We’ll start the thread off with yet another few quips lifted from the PunGents vast archive. Www.pungents.com

Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.

Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.

What is the cur rent price to lease a dog?
PunGents.com

====================

Don’t take off-fence at the dog in your neighbor’s back yard. You may get more than you’re barkin’ for.

If you’re going to let your dog run free, make sure he has collar ID. It’s the leash you can do. 

I was hopeful I might turn my dog into a vegetarian by planting a garden in my back yard. He wasn’t interested. Of course he took a few leeks, but most of the veggies would just Rottweiler dog continued to crave a bone meal. 

Gary Hallock

--
Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

--
Doug Spector

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