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#RogueRiddle 1096 #RogueRiddle

gary hallock
 


ROGUE RIDDLE #1096 - Launched Sunday, October 17, 2021 @3:30pm central

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Below you will find a series of 5 punny limericks. Each of the first 4 verses contains a single BLANK for you to fill with a single word. (Some are puns and some are not) Collect the proper 4 words from these verses and rearrange to turn them into a 5 word phrase that phonetically approximates a line that will logically complete the 5 missing words in verse 5, the “REAL” riddle. (Again it’s a film title.) 

First player to submit the correctly completed verses wins the honor of hosting next week’s game. No deadline, but this sort of riddle generally falls pretty fast, so if you have any delusions about grabbing this brass ring, you should respond soon.
 
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1
My auto loan’s far over due
So I’m texting this message to you
It’s my “car pay DM”
I’ll bring cash this PM
Don’t BLANK my BM double U.

2
My grasp of the calendar stinks
It’s tougher than everyone thinks
I don’t know what BLANK is
So all I can say is
I can’t know what my future brings

3
The cop said, “Get down on your knees!”
Winch didn’t, and suddenly she’s
On the ropes, blocked & tackled
And now she’s been shackled
Cops surely are tough to BLANK

4
Old Nathan, a baker I know
Is constantly rolling in dough
His wealth is not great
Still he’ll often BLANK
To charities who’s funds are low

***** THE REAL RIDDLE *****

5
In an earlier Rogue did I play
On a Doris film in this same way
In clues I’ll provide all
The hints for this title
BLANK BLANK BLANK BANK, Ms. Day

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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Rogue 1096 (5 minute warning)

gary hallock
 

Just applying up the finishing touches on my Limeriddle set.

Stand by for entertainment.

Gary H.


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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Can you fix this riddle (RR1095 number 3)

Gary Reeves
 



Number three is the only part of 1095 that Gary did not bingo. Here it is again with all the hints. Perhaps someone out there can fix it - and solve it since there is no revelation.

3. The issue was with an old operating system ( version ten actually). When contacted the company denied any knowledge of BLANK.

 am going after an IDIOM using the THEME. - SO IT MIGHT HAVE AN ADAM IN IT.  I too am really having computer operating system issues on this rogue, but at least I am on a MacBook instead of my ipad. The ipad uses a version Of  OS ( not version ten)LETS SEE THAT WOULD BE OS-TEN OR OS-? that I am NOT FAMILIAR I guess I just DON'T KNOW IT AT ALL

Hmmm, how would I TEAM up with OS to attempt a pun on an Adam idiom. Hey I like that "Adam idiom" is a pretty good clue, . Perhaps I should refer you to the OXFORD dictionary.

GEE you are still in the DRIVER's seat on this one since so far the response to 1095 has not been as STRONG as I would like.

The elder Gary


More 1095 revealing news

Gary Reeves
 

Here is Gary's winning worksheet and my hints on 4,5 and 6 where he got Bingos on half the rogue


4. You could say the computer just blew up but frankly it turned out to be an BLANK.
#### ADAM-IC MELTDOWN You have the right start, but I used Blew UP to try to get you to DROP the last part of my pun.

#### ADAM BOMB

5. "Stand and Deliver" . I'm not going to change my mind said BLANK.
#### ADAM ADAMANTLY BINGO, but you just stumbled into it. Adam Ant of Adam and the Ants went to #1 on the Brit song charts with "stand and deliver".




6.The Tennesee Valley Association had a mission to BLANK.
#### AUTHOR A TEE? Yeah, I screwed up the name of the TVA, but what did they do that changed the area forever.?

#### ADD A DAM?

or just Add Dams.

GR


RR 1095 2 revealing

portagecreek
 

RR 1095 #2 riddle and reveal-
 
2. The punster involved in the computer crash is going nuts trying to fix the problem and has asked his teaching community to help crack the case. He is calling them the BLANK.
 
The hint--
 The big hint in the set up was NUTS and then what a bunch of teachers might consider themselves, and CRACK( although I have never seen these in a shell). 
 
and the BINGO and a better from the winner


 (M)ACADEMIA NUTS
OR
#### MAKE ADAM NUTS
 
GR


Re: RR 1095 took Byte off the Apple - reveal

portagecreek
 

Thanks for asking, I was going to peel this apple one slice at a time - unless someone apeals.

#1. Something crashed the string of weekly rogues, but the cause has been identified. ( I did not just Cook this up ) It's one of my Jobs to let you know it was not the host that choked, but rather his computer. Yes it was BLANK.

 

And a hint of the every guess gets a clue  --- that was the core of the crash. I am sure that the right answer would stick in your throat. Just remember that soon we will be bobbing for these.

 

What I wanted and got was ADAM'S APPLE.

 

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Reveal 2 will be soon and may be too revealing.

GR

 

-----Original Message-----
From: <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Oct 14, 2021 8:14 PM
To: <main@puny.groups.io>
Subject: Re: [puny] RR 1095 took Byte off the Apple


What? No reveal?
 
GH

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On Oct 14, 2021, at 11:06 AM, Gary Reeves <gypsywagon42@...> wrote:

PUNY,
 
There was a clear leader in this weeks riddle - five of the six- and he was fearless ( but lost his bubble gum which might make him the Fleerless Leader ).
 
Gary Hallock has aGReed to host again so look toward a good RR1096.
 
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BTW - The theme for 1095 was the first name of the winner of Lars's RR1093. 
 
The name I gave the riddle " Up N At 'em) was the first clue. There were references to Apple and Mac's and Computers .
 
GR
 
 

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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

 


Re: RR 1095 took Byte off the Apple

gary hallock
 

What? No reveal?

GH

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On Oct 14, 2021, at 11:06 AM, Gary Reeves <gypsywagon42@...> wrote:


PUNY,

There was a clear leader in this weeks riddle - five of the six- and he was fearless ( but lost his bubble gum which might make him the Fleerless Leader ).

Gary Hallock has aGReed to host again so look toward a good RR1096.

++++++++++++++++++
BTW - The theme for 1095 was the first name of the winner of Lars's RR1093. 

The name I gave the riddle " Up N At 'em) was the first clue. There were references to Apple and Mac's and Computers .

GR



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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Re: Strayed

Gary Reeves
 

If the lion could not walk a strayed line but meandered back and forth, are its tracks those of a lioneSS?


On Thu, Oct 14, 2021 at 11:46 AM James Ertner <jde31459@...> wrote:
And then there was the inept Chinese chef who frequently got drunk. He couldn’t wok a strayed lion.

Jim E
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I have always been fond of professing that a “Pun is the shortest distance between two straight lines.”

Still, if you’re having trouble with strayed lions, I’d suggest calling someone in Animal Control.

Gary H.
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Now that folks are finished uncelebrating Columbus, I have notice that the crooked passage named for Magellan. goes unnoticed. He was a strait shooter - where Chris is now a strayed line.

Gary R




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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder






RR 1095 took Byte off the Apple

Gary Reeves
 

PUNY,

There was a clear leader in this weeks riddle - five of the six- and he was fearless ( but lost his bubble gum which might make him the Fleerless Leader ).

Gary Hallock has aGReed to host again so look toward a good RR1096.

++++++++++++++++++
BTW - The theme for 1095 was the first name of the winner of Lars's RR1093. 

The name I gave the riddle " Up N At 'em) was the first clue. There were references to Apple and Mac's and Computers .

GR



Strayed

James Ertner
 

And then there was the inept Chinese chef who frequently got drunk. He couldn’t wok a strayed lion.

Jim E
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I have always been fond of professing that a “Pun is the shortest distance between two straight lines.”

Still, if you’re having trouble with strayed lions, I’d suggest calling someone in Animal Control.

Gary H.
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Now that folks are finished uncelebrating Columbus, I have notice that the crooked passage named for Magellan. goes unnoticed. He was a strait shooter - where Chris is now a strayed line.

Gary R




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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder






Re: Strayed

gary hallock
 

I have always been fond of professing that a “Pun is the shortest distance between two straight lines.”

Still, if you’re having trouble with strayed lions, I’d suggest calling someone in Animal Control.

Gary H.
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Now that folks are finished uncelebrating Columbus, I have notice that the crooked passage named for Magellan. goes unnoticed. He was a strait shooter - where Chris is now a strayed line.

Gary R




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Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder


Strayed

portagecreek
 

Now that folks are finished uncelebrating Columbus, I have notice that the crooked passage named for Magellan. goes unnoticed. He was a strait shooter - where Chris is now a strayed line.

Gary R


Pumkpin Spice

portagecreek
 

I just figured it out. It's my hearing. It's not pumpkin SPICE - it's pumpkin SPIES. It always shows up with the rest of the spooky stuff.
 
GR
 
Or is it vollyball played with pumpkins and really pumpkin spikes?


#RogueRiddle 1095 status #RogueRiddle

Gary Reeves
 

Players,

No one has quite completed a sweep by getting all the answers, but I can tell you that::

 We do have a leader.

All but one of the riddles has been solved

Only one player has picked up the theme I am picking on, so before I pack up lets get familiar with the name of this rogue:

"Up N At 'Em" is the first clue.   Break it into two parts of only two words. Now think of street talk or what the Urban dictionary would define as-  a very sexual term, usually inappropriate for the first word. Then say the whole thing over and over until it hits you. Then you might be the first person to solve them all.

The author Gary
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The rules remain the same. First guesser with all the correct answers or first with the most before the end of time ( Wednesday at 9::00 EDT) has the win and becomes the host of the next weeks rogue. Please let me know on your first guess if you are willing to host.

The Blank may represent as many words as necessary to produce the pu.

The rules have changed. You have only to produce the punny answer for a bingo. 

Every guess gets a hint, and the first hint is in the name of this rogue. There is a theme.

Please send your guesses to gypsywagon@...

RR 1095

1. Something crashed the string of weekly rogues, but the cause has been identified. ( I did not just Cook this up ) It's one of my Jobs to let you know it was not the host that choked, but rather his computer. Yes it was BLANK.

2. The punster involved in the computer crash is going nuts trying to fix the problem and has asked his teaching community to help crack the case. He is calling them the BLANK.

3. The issue was with an old operating system ( version ten actually). When contacted the company denied any knowledge of BLANK.

4. You could say the computer just blew up but frankly it turned out to be an BLANK.

5. "Stand and Deliver" . I'm not going to change my mind said BLANK.

6.The Tennesee Valley Association had a mission to BLANK.

The Otter Gary




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Rogue Riddle Warning

Gary Reeves
 

1095 is already launched. It will be easy once someone picks up on the theme.

The otta Gary


Up n At 'Em #RogueRiddle 1095 #RogueRiddle

Gary Reeves
 

The rules remain the same. First guesser with all the correct answers or first with the most before the end of time ( Wednesday at 9::00 EDT) has the win and becomes the host of the next weeks rogue. Please let me know on your first guess if you are willing to host.

The Blank may represent as many words as necessary to produce the pu.

The rules have changed. You have only to produce the punny answer for a bingo. 

Every guess gets a hint, and the first hint is in the name of this rogue. There is a theme.

Please send your guesses to gypsywagon@...

RR 1095

1. Something crashed the string of weekly rogues, but the cause has been identified. ( I did not just Cook this up ) It's one of my Jobs to let you know it was not the host that choked, but rather his computer. Yes it was BLANK.

2. The punster involved in the computer crash is going nuts trying to fix the problem and has asked his teaching community to help crack the case. He is calling them the BLANK.

3. The issue was with an old operating system ( version ten actually). When contacted the company denied any knowledge of BLANK.

4. You could say the computer just blew up but frankly it turned out to be an BLANK.

5. "Stand and Deliver" . I'm not going to change my mind said BLANK.

6.The Tennesee Valley Association had a mission to BLANK.

The Otter Gary






Re: Be Frayed, fairy frayed

Gary Reeves
 

Or if we were MAD fans it could be Al fred, very alfred. 


On Sat, Oct 9, 2021 at 10:30 AM portagecreek <gypsywagon@...> wrote:
Rogue warning!  Watchj out tomorrow for RR 1095. My puns are registarted as dudly wee puns, but they are mostly piece fail. Oar is that peas full?

the udder Gary






Be Frayed, fairy frayed

portagecreek
 

Rogue warning!  Watchj out tomorrow for RR 1095. My puns are registarted as dudly wee puns, but they are mostly piece fail. Oar is that peas full?

the udder Gary


Re: 5 things you should know about forthcoming Rogue Riddle 1095

doug
 

or is it mellow your bine?
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-----Original Message-----
From: portagecreek <gypsywagon@...>
To: puny <main@puny.groups.io>
Sent: Fri, Oct 8, 2021 11:27 am
Subject: [puny] 5 things you should know about forthcoming Rogue Riddle 1095

Number 12 will bellow your mine!
 
or is that be below your mime?






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Doug Spector


5 things you should know about forthcoming Rogue Riddle 1095

portagecreek
 

Number 12 will bellow your mine!
 
or is that be below your mime?

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