All, This week’s Rogue Riddle takes a page out of Gary Hallock’s riddles. Please respond to this issue, and not to the previous one. No changes in he riddles, just to the subject line.

My dog has only one nostril. He’s just a half-breathe, but the Pillsbury Dough Boy has a dog who is pure bread. A: What tree would have the most bark? A: A dog would. I hate it when I get in

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Speaking of Gary’s dachshund reminds me of the advice that should be given to those dogs if they can’t find a fire hydrant or a tree: “Get a lawn, little doggie.” As for Doug’s border dog,

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Forget putting U.S. troops to patrol illegals crossing the Rio Grande, just get a few dozen Border Collies Doug S. ========== The dog next door

The dog next door was always

Took my pooch to the vet because he couldn’t bark. I thought it might be laryngitis but apparently dogs don’t get that. Turns out he had something called “Irritable bow-wow syndrome.” I told

I've often told my wife, "Without U, I'm a lonely Dog" Doug Spector =============== Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty

Doug, if your dog behaves like that at Christmas, you should say to him, “Felix naughty dog.” Jim =============== I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as

I adopted my dog from the pound on a Wednesday. Now, he celebrates everyday as Hump Day Doug Spector ====== Speaking of Gary’s pun … As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But

Speaking of Gary’s pun … As they sing in animal shelters, “You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Pound Dog.” Jim============== My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where

My car wouldn't start, so I had to carry my injured dog to the vet where I finally put him down Doug Spector ============= Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound. Gary

Rescue dogs are easy to acquire. They are sold by the pound. Gary Hallock =================== Speaking of Joseph’s puns … A dog with a broken tail has a weak end. Why should you never buy a

Speaking of Joseph’s puns … A dog with a broken tail has a weak end. Why should you never buy a watchdog that's on sale? Because a bargain dog never bites. An orthodontist’s dog’s bark is

Don't let my dog start talking, he has a very long tail. My dog gets very rough sometimes, so I took away his pet. Now I have the hare of the dog that bit me.

One Minnesota basketball fan to another, "Howl about them Timberwolves?" Doug Spector ============== When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the

When the dark horse candidate’s momentum went to the dogs, he decided to bow-wowt of the race. Jim============== My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar. Another dog looked

My dog was walking down the street with a bow tie on his collar. Another dog looked approvingly at him and said bow wow.

I don’t want to keep hounding you on the subject, but Gary H is like a thoroughbred dog who gets hotter than a mongrel in the summer … because he has more pedigrees. Jim============= I beg to