Re: Anyone ready for some pun fun?


An outdoor symphony was supposed to be held at a baseball stadium venue.  However, both of the four stringed guitar players showed up super drunk. 
So, the concert was cancelled because all the basses were loaded

Doug Spector

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From: bill crider <bill.crider@...>
Sent: Wed, Nov 2, 2022 10:58 am
Subject: Re: [puny] Anyone ready for some pun fun?

If I ever open a restaurant, it will be based on Arthur Canon Doyle. I'll call it "I Sure Like Holmes' Cooking." The motto will be "There's no plate like Holmes'". The wait staff will ask patrons "Would you like to see Watson the menu?" Some of the dishes will feature "Mystery Meat." The pastry section of the menu will be "Baker Street".

On Wed, Nov 2, 2022 at 10:21 AM gary hallock via <> wrote:
It occurs to me that there hasn’t been a single punny post on this group for quite a while. Are you all waiting for me to start something? Okay, challenge accepted.


My wife has recently become enamored of her two little potted lemon trees and their profuse production of fall fruits. She actually goes outside several times a day just to admire them.
GARY: Honey, There’s a cool movie on TV right now. What are you watching out there?
CHRIS: A lemon tree, my dear. What’s on?

[The preceding transcript was strictly a fantasy projection of the conversation I wish we could have had. We don’t exactly have a “no pun” marriage, but I’m Sherlocky she puts up with me at all.]

Gary (Immodest Moderator) Hallock, Leerless Feeder

Doug Spector

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