Hey there, fellow punsters. Given the COVID-19 pandemic, it’s important to maintain our sense of
humor. With that in mind, here are some new (to me, anyway) one-liners:
Why do they
call it the novel coronavirus? It's a long story.
Due to the
quarantine, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
Health Organization has announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously
held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear, WHO let the dogs out.
(Okay, I have heard that one!)
On average, a
panda feeds for approximately 12 hours per day. This is the same as an adult at
home under quarantine, which is why we call it a "Pandemic."
The amount of
jokes about coronavirus has reached worrying numbers. Scientists claim we are
in the middle of a pundemic.