Thank you to all of the people who participated in this week's dad joke themed riddle! You know who you are, but just to show the love, thank you to...
When is a door no longer a door? When it's ajar.
Which of the Great Lakes is the creepiest? Lake Erie
Why do lawyers drink too much? They are members of the Bar (Anything about bars and/or cases would work.)
Your love means nothing to me. Why? We're on a tennis court.
Why did the ghost take the elevator? To lift his spirits.
What did one shape ask the other when it repaid
its loan? Are we square?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two/too tired.
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese
What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time
Why could I only give you one sly animal? Because I couldn't give two fox! (I know, I know!) Aaron was the only one who guessed this.
Where do lumberjacks track their work hours? Their daily or work log
Why was the math textbook sad? It had too many problems
What did the farmer yell at the tree that
wouldn't produce any fruit? Grow a pear!
What’s the only kind of photo coffee can take? A mug shot
Where are dead computer hackers buried? Decrypt
What’s an astronaut’s favorite computer key? Space bar
What do you call a factory that makes ‘meh’
products? A satisfactory or unsatisfactory
What do you call a fake noodle? an impasta
Why did the smartphone need reading glasses? It lost its contacts.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!