Stung by the immense criticism they've had, Esso a decided to fund massive green energy projects; they're calling the start up investor So-Watt. Their first name idea was Raisin Current, but they thought it might raise a wrath of gripes.
An all-sexes play company recently put their works onto a DVD. Hoping for a good sale they named it Trans Acted.
An Italian pizza company has offered to buy Quaker Oaks' famous Aunt Jemima pancake mix & syrup...they will rename it "Aunt Chovy"