Ow with a C.

James Ertner

Cowabunga! That’s quite a cattle-list. But ruminate on this: To err is human; to make cattle puns, bovine.
By the way, who’s cow speaks Russian? Ma’s cow.
And what goes “Oom, oom, oom?” A cow walking backward.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? –- Because they lactose.

A cow that is no longer pregnant is decaffeinated.

What do you call a cow that gets everything she wants? -- spoiled milk

What’s goes “Ooooooo”? A cow with a speech impediment.

Here I am One Sagan

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