Cowabunga! That’s quite a cattle-list. But ruminate on this: To err is human; to make cattle puns, bovine.
By the way, who’s cow speaks Russian? Ma’s cow.
And what goes “Oom, oom, oom?” A cow walking backward.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? –- Because they lactose.
A cow that is no longer pregnant is decaffeinated.
What do you call a cow that gets everything she wants? -- spoiled milk
What’s goes “Ooooooo”? A cow with a speech impediment.
Here I am One Sagan