In which you are asked to take a “straight” (that is, unpunned) word and give it a new, punny definition.
Exs:
Circumvent: The slit in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men
Pokemon: A Rastafarian proctologist
Coffee: The person upon whom one coughs
I will choose what I judge the best of the lot of submissions by pre-dawn Tuesday morning.
YOU ARE WELCOME TO PLAY EVEN IF YOU DECLINE TO HOST THE NEXT ROGUE, BUT IF THAT IS THE CASE, ADVISE ME WITH YOUR ANSWER THAT YOU ARE A NON-HOST FOR ROGUE #1007.
