moderated Re: [limericks_n_haiku] Limerick: He had his work cut out for him (It's shear and shear alike.)


 When boy learned to use scissors, 'twas quite
A momentous occasion.  One might
            Say the boy's reaction
            Was much satisfaction.
He's ecstatic.  It's just shear delight.
Kirk Miller
When Sonny’s first wife was a tyke,
She loved riding her brand-new bike.
But she hated being alone,
So of herself she made a clone.
And now we have Cher and Cher alike.

Jim Ertner
The act, the bearded woman, Claire
Who performed alongside a bear.
Night after night
She had to fight
In order to get her fair share.

Doug Spector

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