moderated [limericks_n_haiku] Limerick: He had his work cut out for him (It's shear and shear alike.)

James Ertner

 When boy learned to use scissors, 'twas quite

A momentous occasion.  One might

            Say the boy's reaction

            Was much satisfaction.

He's ecstatic.  It's just shear delight.


Kirk Miller


When Sonny’s first wife was a tyke,

She loved riding her brand-new bike.

But she hated being alone,

So of herself she made a clone.

And now we have Cher and Cher alike.

Jim Ertner

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