When boy learned to use scissors, 'twas quite
A momentous occasion. One might
Say the boy's reaction
Was much satisfaction.
He's ecstatic. It's just shear delight.
When Sonny’s first wife was a tyke,
She loved riding her brand-new bike.
But she hated being alone,
So of herself she made a clone.
And now we have Cher and Cher alike.