moderated ROGUE RIDDLE #978 (Sound Defects)


gary hallock
 

ROGUE RIDDLE #978 (Posted June 30, 2019 @ 10am central)

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The theme, if there must be one, is sound effects. Below you will see a list of 12 simple sentences, each containing one or more BLANK spaces. Fill each of these with the a "sound word" that will be both appropriate to the subject of the sentence and also complete the statement in a somewhat logical way. Just to be sure this game wasn’t going to be too simple, I’ve made the last few statements a bit more complex by giving them multiple blanks. This means your completed worksheet should have 16 words. 

First player with all (or most) correct answers can claim the RR #979 next week. 

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0. Birds are not very expensive to feed. In fact toucan live as CHEEP as swan. 

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1. I needed some more honey but my hives were empty. I had to catch a BLANK and head to the store.

2. When I stepped on her tail, I didn’t think the cat was hurt, but she loudly said to BLANK. 

3. Most of my hens lay an egg every morning but my rooster lays hens around the BLANK.

4. The three little pigs moved into their new homes before the BLANK was even dry on their contracts. 

5. Donald Duck was addicted to BLANK so he couldn’t pay his bill.

6. The young weasel called his parents “Mom & BLANK.”

7. Kermit the frog went to drug store to buy a condom. The clerk asked if he wanted just the plain ones or something special? He answered one word, “BLANK.”

8. If you were to slightly undercook a sir lion steak, you might say it was done medium-BLANK.

9. Sure, it’s all well and good to let a sleeping dog lie, but mine is so lazy I had to wake him up BLANK a dozin’ times last week.

10. If you hear a wolf or an owl but can’t tell which one made the noise, BLANK you ever decide BLANK was?

11. My pony is getting a little hoarse. In fact I think he may be catching a colt because he just threw BLANK BLANK sneezed.

12. Every time our elephant president has an idea he will BLANK on social media. This started to depress me but then a little blue bird came along. “BLANK,” said the little blue bird. "Have some comfort food. You’ll feel better once you’ve had something BLANK."

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