moderated Re: cookery pun

Lars Hanson


 Q: What do you call someone who is sure their spaghetti isn't going to cook right?
A: A pastamist.

Q.  What do you call an Italian who is sure his sauce will not come out right?

A.  A pestomist

That o-puns up many pastabilities for more punning.

    This reminds me of the story about the latest Italian spots car, the Fazoo.  It is remarkably quick, accelerating from 0 to 130 in just 2.8 seconds, and it has a top speed of 235 mph!  It corners at 1.4 g, absolutely amazing road-holding power!

    Clearly, the new Fazoo is the world’s most remarkable sports car, as well as being the fastest in the world.

    In fact, nothing has passed a Fazoo!


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