Q: What do you call someone who is sure their spaghetti isn't going to cook right?
A: A pastamist.
Q. What do you call an Italian who is sure his sauce will not come out right?
A. A pestomist
That o-puns up many pastabilities for more punning.
This reminds me of the story about the latest Italian spots car, the Fazoo. It is remarkably quick, accelerating from 0 to 130 in just 2.8 seconds, and it has a top speed of 235 mph! It corners at 1.4 g, absolutely amazing road-holding power!
Clearly, the new Fazoo is the world’s most remarkable sports car, as well as being the fastest in the world.
In fact, nothing has passed a Fazoo!