Local news channels in Texas are reporting on the ise of small animals to detect leaks. They are calling them 'Hampsterdams'.
Stan
= = = = = = = = = = =
I understand that locks are reaily available if needed, I had some locks for breakfast this morning without any problems.
Stan
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
If those rivers dry up, then we’ll be going from one ex-stream to another.
Jim
===============
I attempted once to restore order to this thread, but it was taken to ex-streams. Please remember that we are now supposed to be posting our puns in rivers order. Yes, that is correct…a reverse puns through wit.
Gary Hallock
= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
So far, this thread is flowing well. I just hope it doesn't rise to the level of cheap puns!
Doug S.
==========
I understand that levees wear very popular in Gary's Texas.
Stan
==========
Q: What’s the difference between a hurricane and Congress?
A: One taxes levees and the other levies taxes.
=====================
I reservoir my thoughts about the wis-dam of building levees.
Bert
=====================
If the U.S.. were to build those levee systems forever, then it would be an eternal dam nation.
Jim
========================
The Israeli government named Reb Jacob to be Minister of Finance, but how can a rabbi be a minister?
Cyn
=================
I suspect the Army Corps of Engineers is going to propose a new levee system to protect Houston from hurricanes. If I weren’t so sick of flooding, I be willing to wager money on it. I’ll get back with you when I’m a dam site better.
