Daffynitions


James Ertner
 

Climax: Handy tool for said Everest visitor.

Jim
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Climate – Sherpa's urging to hesitant Everest visitor

Cyn

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Red Carnation: A communist country where all automobiles must be have crimson exteriors.

Stan

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Pronation: A country where only athletes and prostitutes can be citizens and have the right to vote or hold office.

Stan

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Mattress – My hair

Cyn

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 Somersault - Sodium Chloride mined during the months from June to August
 
Converse - Romantic poetic words shared between inmates 
 
Turnkey -  What must be done to start the car
 
Doug S.
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Perimeter – Device used on singer Como's old TV show to measure audience reaction 

Cyn

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Sundry - The natural method of turning grapes into raisins
 
Doug S.

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Bison  211; What parents say when their male offspring heads off to college.

Bison – What parents do when they have to pay an egg donor or sperm donor

Cyn

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Bison - What parents have when their male child swings both ways
 
Doug S.

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karma – Answer to, "Are you taking your bike to the library, son?"

Cyn

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catherize:   To steal the idea of the plot of an already written novel about frontier life on the Great Plains.
 
Char les
 

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 Another daffynition of bigotry: a large woody plant

Jim
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Profound - What the football scout reported to the coach
 
Doug S.
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Trump -- the back end of a dinosaur with short forearms

Bigotry -- place to hang racists

Racism -- the breaking up of a sunbeam by a prism

Physical -- quality assurance check for sparkling water

       Lars
 
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Alhambra – Alison wears an undergarment made of smoked pork meat.

Cyn

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Information: how geese fly

Jim
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Countdown – enumerate goose feathers 

Cyn

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Polarize: what penguins see with

Jim
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 Pasteurize - to glance at milkHomogenize - to clone a gay person

Billcrider 

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Competitive – Ms Wimberley at the Pun-Off

Cyn

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Knuckleball: What it's called when a crying brat rubs his eyes with his fists.

Overseers: People who travel to Euorpe on cruise ships.

Agnositics: People who don't believe God invented Teflon.

Gary Hallock
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H ypothesize - give injections below the armpits

Endear -- hypothetical quantity used in modeling cervine populations.

Amplifier -- sufficient source of warmth

Bowstring -- competitiv e crowing arena

Telephony -- unmask a fake

Alienation -- ET government 

    Lars

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Cremini – Pour some of that dairy product on my leg joint

Portabello – A device that blows air and can be carried from room to room.

Cyn
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Fungi: A young playful man
 
Doug S.

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Realize: genuine ocular organs 

Jim
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Cauterize: Got the attention of a woman

C yn



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