Re: Thought for the day


Cynthia MacGregor
 

He was entered in a wife-carry race, but his wife, a husky Oklahoman, weighed more than he could handle, so they lost the race because he could not karaoke

Cyn

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He is looking for a new spouse because his old wife’s stale. 

Gary Hallock

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The king's baker wasn't producing enough bread, so he hired a major dough mo'. 

Cyn
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 How were the French bred? Did their ancestors baguette them?

Gary Hallock
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Is a vehicle that goes door-to-door neutering cats and dogs a spay shuttle?

Cyn

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Are there "Keep off the grass" signs now in Colorado?

Here I am One Sagan

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Can a city place a park that
fronts a street with "No Parking"
signs?


Cyn
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Does a cock a doodle do?


Here I am One Sagan


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Does a rooster regret mixing up

the contents of a bowl or pot?

Cyn

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Well, if he is doing sidewalk-ing, I guess he is back in
the sidle again.


Here I am One Sagan


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He can also place ads on CraigsList every half hour at the racetrack when it is post time.

Cyn

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He can conduct gallop polls.

 Here I am One Sagan 

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If a horse is good at cantering, can he get work in a synagogue?

Cyn

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Can you fight back against somebody who is front of you?

Here I am One Sagan

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Should it be against the law to walk frontward o n a sidewalk?

Cyn

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