He loved filled pastry shells, but was really concerned with statistics showing that tooth cavities increased with their consumption. Then he had an idea: he would ask bakers to charge him more for his favorite desserts.
Yes, 'e thought that with a pie fee 'e could transcend dental numbers.
Happy Pi Day! 3.14.15
“Your behavior is irrational,” said Tom “pi”ously on 3/14/15 9:26:53 (both a.m. and p.m.).