If someone pees in a loo, are they literally loopy?
ready to oblige. It so happens we had to close our own and bring in a
portable lavatory; as we couldn't use our own, a visit was referred to
as in lieu.
Q: What did Napoleon ask his friend Louis when he was thirsty?
A: “Do you have any water, Lou?”
Okay, Joseph, queue in the loo puns!
What do you call the British habit of stroking their pound notes with their tongue?
This string is getting silly. I'll brook no further nonsense.
Yes, I drought we’re river going to run so dry of 4 letter F-words. That would be taking it to ex-streams.
If we river get to that.
I agree with wet Charles said. We should just wait and go with the FLOW.
Alex, water you want to send these riddles out now? They would make a good F-series later.
Where is the sea?
Between the "B" and "D".
What do you call a female plumber?
What is a synonym for water?
"Should". As in the phrase, "I water do it, because its good for me."