Halloween Puns

James Ertner

On rainy days, ghosts wear ghoulashes.


Every Halloween since 2007, a ghost with a very distinctive mustache has been spotted in the mirror singing on stage at the Phantom of the Opera play in Las Vegas.  Some have speculated it to be the spirit of Robert Ghoulet
Doug Spector


Why shouldn't you goose a ghost?

You may get a handful of sheet.


I don't like talking to vampires because they have bat breath.

Last time a met a vampire, he made a bad impression on me.

This year Miley Cyrus is going to go Twirk or Tweeting.


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