BOWLERS GO ON STRIKE
Good ones, Cyn!
Bass Championship Anglers Can Get Hooked on Their Sport
MINI GOLF COMES UP SHORT
TENNIS PLAYER COMES UNSTRUNG
PHOTOG: "BADMINTON PLAYERS DON'T SMILE FOR THE BIRDIE"
ACROBAT'S ANTICS ARE JUST GYM DANDY
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This is serious: I saw a few minutes ago a news story about championships in minor sports. It mentioned the national yo-yo championship, and had the caption "Yo-Yo Competitors Have the World on a String." (We need to get whoever wrote that to join our list serve.) Anyway, I can think of possible headlines:
"Curling Competitors Have to Put Their Careers on Ice"
"Fencing Competitors Aim to Foil Their Opponents' Plans"