Excellent, Kirk ... my only retort is from the archives, below ...
There's a dentist who's never impulsive;
Takes his time, is extremely compulsive.
Works on teeth every day;
Just cannot stay away,
People say he's abscessive compulsive.
There’s a dentist we know, name is Gus,
Who with patients would often discuss,
That their teeth-cleaning fee
Is not geometry,
It’s a measurement of calculus ...